Gay Hipster Fight

The video of the week, unfortunately, is called “Gay Hipster Fight,” and it is an actual for real fight on the streets of Los Angeles shot in the middle of the night. Admittedly, the fight, as the title suggests, features a lot of slapping and half-hearted sissy kicks and open-chested torn shirts that were neither opened nor torn by the fight itself if you know what I mean, not to mention some VERY catty remarks made by the bystanders. When the fight ends it’s hard to even understand WHAT is going on. Like, everyone kind of seems ready to go get some tacos together and see if their cocaine dealer is still around. All of that being said: a fight is still a fight, you guys. It’s weird and violent and animalistic and even in the least threatening of them something unexpected could easily happen and someone could get seriously hurt. Not cool! Stay in school! AND SO: you can watch this video after the jump if you want. That option IS available to you. And you could post a comment about how funny gay people are when they try to hurt each other for decontextualized reasons we’ll never know. OR: you could skip the video and just go straight to the thread of photos of babies wearing costumes.

The choice is yours, FIERCE GIRLFRIENDS.

FINISH HER! (Video via BuzzFeed, TheAwl, TheDailyWhat, HipsterRunoff, and TheHighDefinite.)

Comments (130)
  1. How about both (kinda)?

  2. Bing’s really getting to you, Gabe.

  3. Uggh, in my head I made a joke about Sharks vs Jets, and then almost instantaneously the smug dbag narrators made the same joke out loud in the video. I made the wrong choice guys, I should have chosen the Costume Baby Blue Pill.

  4. Yo iz, let’s do this…..
    I don’t need your assistance, social persistence/
    Any problem I got, I just put my fist in/
    My life is violent, but violent is life/
    Peace is a dream, reality a knife/
    My colors, my honor, my colors my all/
    With my colors upon me one soldier stands tall.

  5. And that’s when it finally occurred to Morpheus that the prospect of cruising the gutter in a hovercraft for the rest of his life was not so unappealing compared to his day job as a bumper for The Faint.

  6. clearly these gay hipsters learned how to fight from watching Bravo.

  7. I spent about ten minutes looking for a baby wearing a baby costume — like, inside of larger foam baby — but that apparently doesn’t exist. I’m sure it would’ve been really funny, though. So, you know. The thought is what counts.

  8. What about Baby Hipsters?

  9. How about Leno:

  10. Dang, I got it backwards. Fail.

  11. Who’s hungry for some pizza with extra baby?

  12. This came up in my search results (It’s a Baby [blue] Costume)

    Eat your heart out Winwood:

  13. “Infant/Toddler Bride Costume”

  14. am i doing this right!?

  15. Baby fights! Show em how it’s done!

  16. Pre-fight:

    “I think I like Grizzly Bear more than Animal Collective”.

  17. I know we’re onto baby fights now, but you guys… I just saw a Lady Gaga costume for babies.

    I don’t know what to say. Maybe it’s cheaper to cover your baby in raw meat? I just don’t know anything anymore, monsters.

  18. I love this site but sometimes I do not know what is going on. Didn’t we all agree earlier this morning that Anne Geddes is the worst, during the caption contest? And now we’re all posting pictures of babies in costumes like a bunch of Anne Geddes wannabes?

    Sometimes I think Gabe is testing us, and if this is a test, we’re failing.

  19. Friday Night Sissy Fights

  20. 0:27 – “Noo! STOP!”


  21. my ovaries just exploded. thanks everyone.

  22. too obvious?

  23. babies are the worst

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