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The safe bet after last week’s fiasco would have been to post an Anne Geddes photo of two babies dressed as pumpkins. “This one says goo goo and that one says blah blah.” Nothing quells a controversy like some piece of shit Anne Geddes photo. I heard they made a movie about her starring Kevin Spacey and Samuel L. Jackson. But Anne Geddes photos don’t really fall under our purview. This is a pretty close second. In honor of the final season of Oprah’s show, Oprah, Sara Schaefer has created a website dedicated to the faces made on the show, which we can all agree are incredible faces. Good work, Sara Schaefer. The only thing left to do now, of course, is CAPTION THOSE FACES.
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRS’ BALLLLLLLLLLLL! (Oprah voice, obviously.) (Thanks for the tip, Jeb.)
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WMOAT IS BACK!!!!! I thought it was gone forever!!!
A woman from Oprah’s audience reacts to last weeks caption contest.
Funny, these are the same faces some people made when they found out Oprah was canceling her show.
Now, THAT’S an O* face.
*Oprah
(Baby Friday: final season)
I’m snitting next to Borpo.
In a related story, Oprah is such a force of nature that even Bing can’t think of an OR to put with her. Oprah OR nothing, apparently.
I love Tina Fey’s face. In general, but especially in this picture. Look at it!
Kinda naughty, kinda hottie
A million upvotes
Liz Lemon is my favorite person. She is also me. Twist!
Baby Friday, have I told you I love you today?
My bad.
You Glad.
Werttrew, how are you gonna win both contests in the same day?
All right, fine, you deserve it. Upvotes for life.
We could always give the Blu Rays to whoever is second in the other contest.
*checks to see if I’m still 2nd*
*I’m not*
OK, scrap that idea.
I hope it isn’t premature for me to welcome you to an elite group. Of course, I am referring to the Bilderberg Club. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
what do radio broadcasts of ‘War of the Worlds’, the Beatles in 1964, and a plane ride with John Travolta have in common?
A college educated woman realizes she’s been taking medical advice from Jenny McCarthy.
I hope the video was taken before this woman’s daughter died from diphtheria.
She’s pretty.
She will be making the same face as the plane John Travolta is piloting on their trip to Australia plummets into the Pacific Ocean.
he will try to convert her to scientology and then christian slater will shoot their plane down because he went full retard in the movie face off and doesnt know where reality is, still thinks he’s john travolta with christian slater’s face and he has to kill christian slater who now wears john travoltas face
That was Nicholas Cage
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christian Slater Nicholas Caged the fuck out of Broken Arrow.
Haha, I thought about correcting him, but I really liked the thought of Christian Slater being in Face/Off so I just left it alone.
Sounds like time for a remake of Face/Off.
The face of the easily persuaded.
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Wow, Steve…somtimes, you…I mean…just wow…
*Sometimes
(Please accept my humble apology for the misspelling, Steve.)
I was hesitant to upvote because your comment has no discernible connection to the original post, but it made me laugh so you get the upvote anyway.
It’s Princess LEIA not Leah.
That’s right. I nerd policed you. I make no apologies.
Did you think about how Darth Vader is her father when you were typing that? She is Luke’s twin sister.
I think Steve was cognizant of this fact, and was implying that Darth was just trying to make up for lost time as an absentee father. “Listen Leia, I know this awkward for the both of us, but your mother has passed, rest her soul, and there are certain things you may be experiencing, and I just want you to know that you can talk to me. There’s a certain place, let’s call it…ahhh…the hidden rebel base and when the…ahhh…’Empire’ finds it, it…ummm…then there’s a ‘light saber;’ you know what I’m saying? Anyway, if you have any questions, I’ll be in the trash compactor.” Kind of like when Tony tried to help Sam buy her first training bra on “Who’s the Boss.”
You idiots. Darth Vader DID NOT KNOW that she was his own daughter. Fools.
“I just received a special place in this week’s Monsters’ Ball!!!”
“I think I just botoxed my eyelids. Durf.”
“Now let me get this straight…it’s going to be a chocolate plane?”
Or a
I’m an awfully big GIF!
I’m having trouble thinking of funny stuff, but this woman is a gift that just continues to give!
hey am I trippin’ or is she actually kinda hot?
*Brokencyde lyrics*
Double Oprah all the way! What does it mean?!
(UGH. I’ve got nothing and I’m relying on a 3 month-old meme)
WOW! Dennis Rodman realy is bigger than Oprah.
Oprah shows Obama how to make white people happy about getting stuff for free.
January 1, 2013. WE MADE IT!
There is a fine line between horror and joy, and this lady straddles it like a pony.
Wait- so the fine line IS the pony, or she straddles lines like how ponies straddle lines?
Initially I meant that the line was the pony, but I left “it’s” out by mistake. Now I believe she is a wild, line-straddling pony, bucking tradition and decorum with her confusing emotional reactions.
She’s actually yelling “Why?” This is taken from the part of the episode where they brought Don Johnson on, hence the head turn/long blink of indifference from the blond in the background.
Por ti volaré…
Debbie Thompson of Munster, IN reacts to Oprah’s final show, in which Oprah, Gayle, and Sarah Palin vajazzle one another while Andrea Bocelli and Josh Groban duet on Neil Diamond’s “America,” seven tons of MAC lipstick are airlifted onto an Ethiopian AIDS ward, and Dale Chihuly builds, to scale, a model of the Large Hadron Collider out of sweet Belgian chocolate.
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Not pictured: A sense of perspective.
“The paternity test says….. you ARE the father.”
Not to be Professor Obvious over here, but I think she’s screaming “WHOOO!!!”
I agree, it’s kind of hard to caption someone who is obviously saying “oomwaaah”.
you have to admit, Bubb Rubb is looking good.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLTTTTTT
oops… too late
JUSTIN BIEBER IS HEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone in the audience today will receive a Brand New HEART TRANNNNSPLANNNNNT! (Oprah’s voice)
She’s doing an impression of me watching Peggy take Joey down on Mad Men.
SpOiLeR aLeRt!
I believe that this comment was vague enough to avoid giving anything away. (She shoots him with a blowgun).
or is she doing an impression of fellowship of the sun about to go down on don?
Oprah… not Opera!
She must have just heard about this headline: “Brian Austin Green: Megan Fox is ‘My Better Half in Parenting’” http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/14/brian-austin-green-megan-_n_716723.html
-”No no no, it’s ‘whaaa!’”
-Stop hitting me on the head!
-What?
-Stop hitting me on the head.
-But it’s being hit on the head lessons in here!
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A MATCH MADE IN GIF HEAVEN
she has pretty eyes
For old times’ sake:
YES!
winner
“WWWWOOOOAAAAHHHH” – Outer Monologue
“I am not entirely sure what is going on” – Inner Monologue
Her eyeballs are scary. The more I watch this (I’m mesmerized), the more strained they are. Hey eyeballs, don’t pop out next time I watch, please!
That’s how gifs work, right guys?
Infinite Jest has an Oprah sticker on it!!!!!
KEVIN!
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I’m just speaking for myself, but you were probably downvoted because the joke doesn’t really make any sense. So she’s on a game show? Because she’s stupid? Huh. In that context, throwing in the word “bitch” seems pointless. Let’s see what happens when we make a few changes:
“Come on down… You’re the next contestant on The Lovely Woman Who Has Probably Had To Overcome Some Difficult Obstacles Due Solely To Her Gender Is Not Quite That Intelligent But I’m Sure She Has a Lovely Personality That More Than Makes Up For Her Relative Lack Of God-Given Intellect!”
Nope. Still not funny. Worth a try, though.
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Explain to me how being a big fan of Oprah means that one can assume that she isn’t bright/ is a bitch? I guess people would think she’s not smart because she’s a follower, or whatever, but does it make her mean? Or cold? Or condescending? Or any other bitchy trait? I think that calling someone you know nothing about a bitch just because someone made a .gif of her reacting to a television show is uncalled for, but that’s just me.
By the way, I liked Oprah on 30 Rock and in the Color Purple. Problem is, I have several degrees. What does that make me? (Bitchy I may be. But I think it’s unrelated to my enjoyment of Oprah.)
#beatingadeadhorsewhennooneisaroundgum
Good work. Cool explanation.
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And so what is your definition of bitch then? Your response doesn’t explain your original commentary at all.
Also–you bring up the point about “clever”. It seems that most people reading disagree with you on that front. The comment was not clever, in the opinion of those who voted. Knowing this community, I’m guessing 99% of the monsters that downvoted it did so because they thought it wasn’t funny, not because they found the term bitch offensive.
I thought it was funny, “LL Bein”. And I caught the reference to The Price is Right name. It’s funny. Take some quantum of solace from my little endorsement.
Ooh, I want to try! Let’s Oprah it up.
Oprah: And today, everyone in my audience will receive…a POST-PATRIARCHAL SOCIIIIEEEETTYYYYYY!!!
“You get a vote! And you get a vote! And you get a vote!”
Sorry, I get Oprah confused with Susan B. Anthony sometimes.
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Completely understandable:
totally looks like:
Separated at birth?
“Do you guys think Darth Vader can use The Force to perform abortions?”
- Weve Stinwood
WWWHHHHHEEEERE’S my free car, Oprah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcI-rHO0yko
Everyone’s Going Back to the IIIIIIIIIIIIIIISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
I will always upvote a good Lost joke. Kudos to you.
She screamed when the rubber, Mission: Impossible mask came off, but deep down it made perfect sense: Tyler Perry had been Oprah from the beginning.
WAAAAAAAALT!!!
Author Donna Tartt finds out her new book, The Interminable Technical Challenge, is the new Oprah book club selection.
Too obscure? It’s based on how the lady looks like Donna Tartt:
Nevermind. I’m out.
Oh wow, at first glance the woman in the GIF looks exactly like my sister! I doubted it was her, until I saw this picture she posted of herself at the airport on Facebook:
“WOOOO! I’m on my way to Australia, mates!”*
*Apologies to my sister, my nephew, and to Oprah. But not to John Travolta.
RUN FOR IT MARTY!
“WHAAAAAT? I just won the Lord of the Rings BluRay Give Away on videogum? SCORRRRRRRRE!”
2 Kings 23-24:
“23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.”
Love,
2012
WIFEY!
She’s coming to Melbourne. Party at my place!
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We swear here, just not when it’s totally fucking unnecessary.
Your joke bombed. That’s fine, we all have jokes bomb (some of us several times a week). Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and do better next time.
Clear eyes! Full hearts!
Jokes are hard! Simmer down.
“It’s not how you fall down, it’s how you pick yourself up”
- Topher Grace
“When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.”
-Gabe, after last week’s Sad Don Draper
Another update from Japan folks:
I might die here, or become homeless, living off of cats I hunt until I show up for my flight, ragged, no longer human, terrified of the metal beast taking away the ground.
More simply. I am just about out of money, my bank lied about my card working here, and my bank didn’t give me traveler’s checks but cashier’s checks. Yayyyyy! (That was sarcasm, which they don’t understand here, which I occasionally use to my own amusement.) I’m working on solutions, but right now my last two days have been stress and rage, so not really the best vacation ever, and I can’t plan for the trips I had wanted to make.
Chaka Khan’s Mom, if I make it back alive, in October I am forming an elite squad of friends to launch an all out assault on what formerly was Chittenden, you in? Anyone else who wants in, let mme know.
Godspeed Monsters, godspeed.
Be safe.
This, incidentally, is what she’s reacting to:
GIFSoup
This literally made me LOL. Thank you.
True story, I was a Anne Geddes baby and for the last 15 years I have to put up with seeing myself naked on mothers day cards, dressed up as a pumpkin.
Now I will return to videogum obscurity
You are now the most famous person here.
looks like you figured out what your avatar should be.
Thanks mum and dad!
awwwww…. lookitdalittlepumkinbaby…
Not really a caption but if you play “Bulls On Parade” and watch this gif it’s pretty funny.
Actually, Gabe, I think this woman is REACTING to an Anne Geddes photo.
THERE ARE SOME FREE MUFFINS LEFT OVER FROM THE MEETING THIS AFTERNOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
could someone pleas make a “Firin My Lazers” Gif of that? It would kind of be amazing.
I wish I knew how to do anything pertaining to gifs. Besides watch them move very slowly on my garbage computer.