John Travolta flies Oprah‘s audience to Australia for some reason. Haha. Sure. Too bad she didn’t give them free cars again, too, so that they could at least run themselves over. (UPDATE: RELAX, LADIES!)
Where is everyone today?????
Maybe they’re still reeling over last week’s Why Don’t You Caption It?
I was cooking chili.
I know, right? Is it still the internet in here? I hope people didn’t go outside!!! Outdoors — yikes.
Oprah: “We’re going to AUSTRALIA!”
Oprah: “But instead of a commercial airline pilot, our plane will be flown by a Hollywood actor!”
“I am qualified because 1) I have endless funds with which to finance my ridiculous aviation whims and 2) I was in Face/Off.” -Your Pilot
I’m glad I just happened to bring my passport, take enough time off work and also have the desire to fly across the globe.
Now the whole audience will be expecting a kiss as they deplane:
Is “Takeoff” here supposed to be some kind of entendre? “Travolta and Pal Ready for Takeoff…Their Clothes!” I don’t get it.
This is the first time I have been able to check Videogum all day and I find out I could have been on a transatlantic flight with John Travolta???
Actually, on second thought, work was probably a better choice, all things considered. Less grease lightening this way.
Dude, you have no transatlantic flight with John Travolta!
Steven, only you can save us.
Backpfeifengesicht: German word meaning, “face that cries out for a fist in it”. See Fig. 1.
I just dropped $1100 on a flight to see my boyfriend in Australia. Clearly I should have spent $1100 on airfare to Chicago, hotel, rental car, and I might have come out on top*. FML.
*on a flight flown by John Travolta, because that would totes make this experience better (?)
or maybe you just shouldn’t be dating this guy:
Yeah, stop dating that guy so I can start dating that guy.
Us Aussie guys always be wrestling with the crocs.
this is your flight crew to crazytown
But now he looks happy!
Because he can see up those flight attendant’s skirts.
My roommate just told me that he saw John Travolta at PF Changs in Grapevine, TX last night. CRAZAAY! My roommate is a waiter there and he said Travolta comes in frequently. He also said that he left his American Express ‘Black’ card at the restaurant. lols, silly JT
John Travolta played the mom in Hairspray and since everyone has forgotten this I thought I’d bring it up.
i love the internet:
yes yes yes
I didn’t even know Australia had suffered a natural disaster. I hope they can get there in time to help.
In Australia his movies suck clockwise.
I want to see Australia’s reaction.
Maybe you can pull some strings Gabe and get JT to fly us Aussie monsters out to NY for the next Pizza Party? (You’re as influential as Oprah, right?)
I thought her show was over.
The end has been announced but there’s still one season left. Just enough time for Oprah to have her audience be flown to the moon by Kevin Bacon or whatever.
Most relevant and best tumblr ever:
shaking, crying, following
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