There are two (and only two, probably) things that I like in this world: Girl Talk and animated GIFS. So you can imagine how this makes me feel.
Sounds great, but BE CAREFUL!
I love gif parties!
but i’m not good at dancing.
Well, I know that you have more than two things you like. In fact, I have the full list right here:
“1. Animated GIFs
2. Girl Talk
3. Topher Grace
4. Getting a mid-afternoon sponge bath from that lovely new nurse. What was her name, Christina something? Harris? Henderson? It’s so difficult to remember things at my age…”
Wait, there’s more:
5. Two of the Mrs. Gabes, Dina Manzo and Padma Lakshmi.
6. January Jones’ face.
8. Steve Winwood. #videogumtwist!
10. Pretending 9 doesn’t exist
“…from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan”
I have been having a pretty shitty week and then this just lets me know that it’s going to be alright.
I really need to learn how to make gifs…
On an aside, I’ll be missing the Videogum get together tonight after all. Getting married Saturday, and the planning takes precedence.
Yay for getting married!
Another monster hitched. Congratulations! You’ll love being married.
Noooooooooooooooooo! Don’t do it! Sooner or later you’ll be asking Tyler Perry why you did so, and then you’ll be asking again, and nobody will even care anymore at that point!
I’m not married, ladies.
I think we need to have Videogum’s very own version of “The Bachelor,” and perhaps we can call it “Monster of Love:Duncan Edition.” So which lucky Monster ladies would like to compete for the affections of Duncan?
Will marry for UK citizenship.
Permission for name change -> “Monster of Love: Double Decker Bus, Lorry Edition”?
“Monster of Love: Double Decker Bus” sounds like a movie that I am not allowed to watch on my computer at work.
She must like kittens and russian literature and get along with my current girlfriend.
Good Luck, have fun!
Loving the incongruity between the Thomas Mann avatar and this statement.
“Where are we going on our honeymoon?”
“It’s called Magic Mountian. I don’t know much about it, but it really sounds like fun!”
Thanks everyone! I’ll make sure to make some sarcastic comments during the ceremony to keep it monstery!
So ladies, speaking of Girl Talk, does anybody remember the board game Girl Talk from the late 80s/early 90s?? That was a slumber party favorite for me!
Yes! There is a small window of time in a young girl’s life that it is possible to have a mini-anxiety attack brought on by a computerized voice of a boy named Joey on the end of a pink toy phone. #goldenyears
I really thought that was what this post was going to be about, and I was all like, “Put on a zit sticker and call that guy you like!”.
Absolutely! Girl Talk and Mall Madness were must haves at all slumber parties!
Mall Madness! Yes! There was one more too, but I can’t remember what it was called, but you played with VHS tape and you had an hour to get ready for party…
My friend just informed me that it was called Party Mania!
Followed, fittingly, by “Dirty Dancing” on VHS. Rewinding and playing back the Mickey & Sylvia dance lesson three or four times in a row.
I wonder who these people are who posed for Girl Talk. Where are they now? How did posing for a girly board game in the 80s/90s impact their modeling careers/love lives?
You like Girl Talk!? Oh you got me, Gabe. Good One.
There is a rumor going around that Girl Talk is debuting his new album or a side project at the VIA festival in Pittsburgh on October 2 and 3….. Oh wait this isn’t Stereogum. Someone get this comment to Scott.
If you don’t plan on watching this (for whatever stupid reason you may have), at least fast forward to 3:52 and enjoy the funniest transition in internet video history.
First gif. Fingers crossed and…
Einstein issued my favorite quote “From opportunity comes disappointment.”
This is what my computer is going to do because of the gifs in this post!
We must start beaming this into deep space immediately. Somebody out there might actually want to visit a planet that fun.
Holy crap, that felt like a high school class video! But awesomer! And more nostalgic and less deepstirring regretty… plus more phallic .gifs! Well, an even amount.
Friday’s are the best!
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