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I guess her fumbling open statement during a televised debate last night would be a lot funnier if she hadn’t personally crafted one of the most backwards and racist laws in recent history, but it is still pretty funny.
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Yes, Jan Brewer, I’m sure you’ve done everything you could possibly do since you became governor. So that means you’re done being governor, right? Good-bye!
Even if you hate her and what she stands for, it’s heartstoppingly awful to watch the big gap where she can’t think of what to say. Every millisecond seems like an hour. We’ve all been there, racists and non-racists, governors and non-governors alike. It’s a universal cringer. P.S. I think she might be drunk? She slurs out the words “I have… did” not once but twice! What up with that?
What I’m feeling is sweet, sweet Schadenfreude.
Oooooo weeee
Best recurring SNL skit ever.
To be fair, most debates don’t have opening comments, so we shouldn’t be too tough on her. Wait, oh, sorry, everything I just wrote was completely wrong.
Brain farts! Ha, Governors… THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!
Guys, sometimes bing really depresses me.
The difference between Jan Brewer and Basil Marceaux Dot Com is that Basil hasn’t already been elected to the highest elected office of his state at least once, helped draft nationally discussed legislation and become an admired and respected political figure for millions of Americans.
But for the record, this part is worse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL5KQ4Ao0ro
Love the reporters’ responses when she walks away. “Ohhhhhhhh snap!”
Apropos of Beheadingsgate: Did anyone else notice at 0:19 in the opening statement vid she seems to say “behead”? She trying to say “Since I have become your governor” but goes “Since I behead come your governor…” She’s got beheadings on the brain!
And that is the worst place to have them.
Maybe…just maaaaaybeeee…shes the beheader (is that a word?) in these situations. She just can’t lie!!
Jan Brewer = Desert Executioner! (I am off to turn this into a comic book and eventual crappy tv movie)
she wasn’t elected. she inherited the position when napolitano left for the white house.
Thanks for the correction.
Professor Jan Brewer’s Career over here…
That’s my governor.
On the bright side, in just a few weeks I get to go into a voting booth and click on big purple thumb next to Jan Brewer’s post in the BNPG: Election Movies thread. (What?) Ben Quayle’s, too.
Yikes. Where do I live?