Enjoy your imported Italian brick pot brownie oven, and your limited edition Crocs, SELL-OUT. (Via TheHighDefinite.)

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  1. You have no idea how disappointed I am that this is not a Skittles ad.

  2. This breaks my heart.

  3. He also does motivational speeches:


    I wonder who his contract lawyer is? Sam the Eagle?

  4. Needs more psilocybin.

  5. This selling out makes me sick. To feel better, I’ll throw on an episode of “Pawn Stars”. Hey, Chumlee is hungry, and only has five bucks? I wonder where he can eat lunch? Oooh, Subway, of course, with their famous five dollar footlongs! What a great story line, and totally organic!

  6. Could’ve used more wind chime.

  7. This morning, instead of shouting “Wooooo!!!” with this guy, I’m shouting “Booooo!!!” at this guy.

  8. What a sell out…I heard he wasn’t going to do it, but then they offered him a double paycheck all the way!

  9. He’s really good at pretending to say all the things he said before. You say sell out, I say genius!

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  11. I bet Antoine Dodson is signing a deal will ADT as we speak.

  12. Haha, let the man have his limited edition crocs. He deserves it!

    Anyways, this is much more natural than Antoine Dodson manning the Chelsea Apple store genius bar *

    * – this did not happen

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  14. I’m sorry — remind me how this guy is “selling out”? It’s not like he’s been pursuing a refined underground artform in support of some counter-culture movement and has traded up for paychecks based on the sale of his life’s work. Dude made a funny video and then someone offered him dollars to recreate the funny video. I would have said yes, too.

  15. This is like finding out that Santa Claus is a genial figure intended to engender good will while ultimately normalizing and encouraging consumerist impulses, but this one’s worse because it’s real!

  16. He seems more out of it when he’s sober.

  17. i would’ve sold out too but at least to something better than windows live.

  18. corporation ruin EVERYTHING. No blood for oil!

  19. All these ‘sell out’ whiners need to shut up. Jesus, let the guy make a buck off of a random viral meme he didn’t realize was going to happen.

  20. Eh – If I found sudden internet fame, I can’t say I wouldn’t sell out. This guy gave so many people some laughs and smiles, but DAMN HIM if he gets to make some money off of it? No, only Youtube and blogs can make a coin off of him!! Whatever. I say “get some, Mr. Rainbow guy”.

  21. Am I the only one that noticed how emotionless his face is? For a guy that sounds so expressive he sure moved like a robot.

  22. What is he doing to that horse!? :(

    *this took up way too much of my morning. i’m trying to work, dammit!

  23. make that money sonnnNNNnnnNN – This dude is BAWLIN yo.

    …hot drinks?

  24. I’m writing a thesis (IN KAWLEDGE) about the struggle of post-postmodern man to rise above the current class, intellectual, and gender stereotypes that still exist and are prevalent in our supposedly more tolerant world. Exploitation is one of the main topics. This is not that.
    BUT,
    this makes me sad. Because one of the other topics is the loss of true inspiration in the common man. And this is that.

    • Sweet topic! Are you going to cite Hungrybear’s sell out in your thesis? Dooo it!

      My biggest moments of satisfaction as I waste away in grad school is citing stuff I like in “real life.” So far I’ve managed to get away with making references to the Cure, the Clash, Soul Coughing, and soon will be making lots of references to viral videos in my dissertation. So, I’m gonna go ahead and count my time on videogum as “research.”

    • I love how you spelled it KAWLEDGE. I enthusiastically approve of this spelling.

  25. You guys, he sold out YEARS ago!

  26. He’s going to buy the most righteous bong with that ad money.

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