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Yesterday, Sidney Dalton became a trending topic on Twitter after posting this video of her and her friends tearing down Justin Bieber posters. LOL:
Yiiiikes. HOW DARE HER?! Apparently, the unrestrained anger of Justin Bieber fans has resulted not only in Sidney Dalton’s momentary blip, and a few reaction videos (one of which is posted after the jump), but she has also received death threats. DEATH THREATS! You know, it’s totally normal for teenagers to be into things that grown adults (in some cases, very grown, like maybe too grown. I’m writing this from a hospital bed, and I can’t wait for you read my cloud-blog in iHeaven) don’t understand or relate to or see the appeal of, but kids seriously need to re-examine their death threat priorities. You don’t just toss that shit around, 12-year-olds! When I was in school, our death threats were about things that mattered. Like Big League Chew. And pegging your jeans.
Anyway, this is probably the best of the reaction videos so far:
Oh, ladies. Go back to bed! (First video via Popeater. Second video via HighDefinite.)
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“We’re over him. We’re moving on…. to Kesha.”
In two years when she tears down the Kesha posters, there will be a response video from an empty Hardee’s cup about how upset it is, but how it also understands. Then a wind will blow that cup away leaving nothing but static shot of an empty dumpster for the remaining 23 minutes of the video.
Rauschenberg erased a De Kooning. Now this…
You’ve GOT to be at least four different people. You clearly contain multitudes, Steve Winwood.
Wait, what? I just exploded.
I’m gonna go tear down all my Sydney Dalton posters now, she betrayed my heart
Irregardless is a word I cannot possibly fathom.
YES! can someone please make a youtube video tearing down all the “irregardless” posters?
My rage at the use of irregarless is unaproachable.
Cork and all! Woah!
“You don’t need to post it on youtube.. you don’t need too!”
You don’t want to know what happens if the cork is removed:
Damn! It was supposed to be the Lost stone cork. I give up. Sorry everyone!
I could see it in my MIND. Moral win, topknot.
LOL I DIED When she said that! FULL WINE BOTTLE, WITH CORK!!
That Cork Makes all the difference, you have no fucking idea (FOUL MOUTHED BABIES ALERT)
“The cork is the densest part of a wine bottle” – This girl
LOL
I guess that or she has a really firm grasp on the concept that a full wine bottle only stays full with the cork in. You go flailing uncorked wine bottles over your head to clock a Sidney Dalton or other random Anti-Bieber-ite and YOU’LL be the one covered in red (or yellowish?) liquid.
How would she even get the wine bottle?! How old is this girl?!?!
I feel like her shirt says the number 13 thus automatically making me assume she is 13.
the cork is symbolic for her desire for Sydney to shut up
Awe she’s remorseful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPgnb5sW7w&feature=related
“I only hate Sydney Dalton a little bit.”
I for one commend Haley for covering this egregious offense against taste, decency, and geometry.
I’m on logic overload here!
“I don’t care if you don’t like Justin.” Yes, clearly you DO NOT CARE in the least.
“I’m not a mean person… I will hit you over the head with a full wine bottle, cork and all.”
Leo agrees…
Also, fun fact: When I was googling for this image, google recommended:
1)Leonardo DiCaprio hates Mexicans
2)Leonardo DiCaprio hates Jews
3)Leonardo DiCaprio hates James Cameron
1)Heard That (Cousin of a cousin of an Hermano)
2)Doubt That (Friend of a Friend said he keeps kosher b/c its fun)
3)Duh That (Titanic “Ice” Water Caused Permanent Shrinkage)
Interestingly, this threat is the #4 result for “Leonardo DiCaprio hates Mexicans.”
These are all true. My sister in Arizona told me.
“Pubescent girls are threatening each other with violence and calling each other ‘whore’ to defend the honor of a pop star with a bowl cut who will never, ever know of their existence? Sweet! My work is done here. Anyone want nachos?”
– Gloria Steinem
This just reminded me of when I was doing a report on Betty Friedan and told my friends and they were like “Ew, feminism.” And then my other friend said that all she wants is to get married and have babies.
And then I went to live as a hermit in an old cave in Wales because fuck this world.
Do you really live in a cave? When I quit the world, I’m moving to Tijuana.
I actually live with elves in the mountains of West Virginia.
No actually I live in a trash can in New Brunswick, NJ. Hollaaaaaa
That’s appropriate because Tijuana has pretty much quit the world, too.
Ms. is being rebranded as I’ll Cut You Bitch Monthly.
I don’t know why this amuses me so much, and I’m sure I’m going to jail for watching this high school girl’s videos, but it makes me grin to see her already using the “it’s MY first amendment right to say what I believe, and YOU have no right to criticize me for espousing my beliefs” argument.
You should only peg your jeans if you’re wearing white canvas Tretorns and argyle socks.
~me, 1986.
I also like the gem: “I’m sick of your shit!” followed by “Ten minutes ago I didn’t know who you are.”
That is pretty fast to tire of anyone’s shit, so she may have a point.
And Sidney Dalton is already over her Bieber phase?
The tweens must be living dog years.
By the by, you’d think she’d be happy to have Sidney and her two friends off of Team Bieber. Technically her share of Bieber just went up by 3/20,044,021 points
Plus, the value of Justin Bieber posters must have skyrocketed due to dramatically decreased supply. Because that is so many Bieber posters! Seriously, just stop a ten, dude…
ZOMG THERE’S SO MANY
All I know is what AERObelieber tells me. She lives in Arizona.
That Gap ad unzipped some jeans and took me straight to a video of the inside of a twelve year old girl’s room.
Later guys, I’m going to jail.
Is one of them wearing a Free Scooter (Libby) t-shirt?
I definitely misread that as FREE COOTER.
Turn this bus around, no need to go to jail today!
Sidney Dalton may be done with Bieber, but she still needs to work on that J Mascis paint job she has going on in her bedroom.
That’s exactly what it is!
I don’t even get it but you are awesome. I think it was you that told the story about your mom hearing Loveless and thinking it was ruined from being in the car. Your taste in music rules.
Hey, thanks. Fiskadoro is my favorite Denis Johnson novel and now also my favorite band from Texas.
This is nothing compared to the fatwā declared on me for burning my sister’s NKOTB Teen Beat special.
Don’t Worry, Dude, I gotchu Covered – Kept this Little Babby in TRIPLE MYLAR for you
I covet Jordan’s suspenders, now.
“Like I said in my Justin Bieber obsession video…” I need to start more sentences like that. Nothing is worth saying unless it was originally mentioned in my Bieber obsession video.
I need to read more Teen Korner, I guess, because it took her saying “Balieber” three times before I figured out that she didn’t just have a weird speech impedement.
You and I both, sister
Did she say Belieber!? I had no idea this was a thing.
Always
Be
Liebing
?
I couldn’t decide if she was saying belieber of if I was having a justine episode like when homer hears moe everywhere in the flaming homer episode.And I couldn’t decide which would be worse.But I beliebe in Jeiber.
I don’t care if you hate Sidney Dalton… but you don’t need to post it on youtube.
missvideo28 has the smug bemusement face down. She’s got a bright future ahead of her as a sassy middle manager.
File this under middle-class white teenager problems.
I had no idea Justin Bieber fans used such strong language. Some needs to have their mouth washed out with soap.
She’s really a 42-year old truck driver named Larry.
I hate today’s youth. I hate it!
“This is news”
-2012
I, for one, am happy that there is one less girl to fight with over Justin’s affections.
something about this girl makes me think she’s going to be writing for jezebel in 10 years
SOMEONE ALERT THE /B/ BOARDS ON 4CHAN. WE GOTTA FINH THESE MONSTERS AND MAKE THEM PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Thus begins the new Videogumism That’s Your Progeny.
Speaking of: Bieber’s going to need a bigger Segway.
If Sidney Dalton really wanted to start some ruckus, she’s shave her head and tear a picture of Bieber on SNL. No Sineado.
In 4th grade, there was a clique of kids that worshiped a full set collection of NFL pencils (example):
I wasn’t really sure why or how that was a thing, just that these were kids that I generally liked and everyone wanted to be like. So, I convinced my mom to buy me the full set of pencils (maybe $5.00 for 28 pencils). Among that set, the most coveted were the San Francisco 49ers and the Oakland Raiders pencils. Again, why that is, I haven’t the foggiest…
One day before a test, I needed a pencil and my last No.2 was broken. So, I took out my trusty NFL set and selected one at random to sharpen. As I was headed to the sharpener, one of the clique kids saw that I had the Oakland Raiders pencil in hand.
“No way,” he said. “Don’t do it, man.” I looked at him, nonplussed, sure that he realized it was seriously just a pencil and sharpened it anyway.
It was the next week that the 4th grade “newspaper” ran a story headlined “Dishman Sharpens Raiders Pencil.”
If YouTube would have been a thing in 1991, I’d be deadmeat.
PS – Looks like the clique was right! The return on investment would have been at least 3 times that size! http://bit.ly/cKBkuP
The Cyber Police are going to be pissed.
Seriously? I thought that one girl’s t-shirt said “FREE COOTER.” And that would be so very wrong to be on a teenage girl’s t-shirt.
Then I listened to Response Girl and her dirty mouth (does she need Orbit?) and suddenly I realized that teenage girls in FREE COOTER t-shirts were really the least of our problems.
Yeah, ten minutes is pretty much my threshold for teenage girls and their shit too.
Real talk, that second girl is terrifying. I am an adult and I’m scared she’s going to smash me in the face with a full wine bottle (cork included).
Sweet Jesus. Thank god the internet wasn’t so ubiquitous when I was this chick and Justin Bieber was Hanson.
Also, how do I get this to not have my facebook account? I don’t want all you weirds to know who I am.