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Holy cow, you guys, can you believe a whole year has passed since the 2009 Jon Cryer Awards? How time flies when you’re having blogs (BARF BARF FART GUNSHOT BARF!). Anyhow, it is time once again for the world to celebrate the important work of Jon Cryer. And also Mariska Hargitay. Who wore it better?! Since the Emmy Awards are easily the Most Important Cultural Event in the Known World, let’s watch them together, LIKE A FAMILY. It’s important to share these moments. Just like how the Emmys are so important. Please feel free to share your thoughts in the comments, and let’s stay in touch with each other over Twitter by tagging every Emmy-related post #joncryerawards. (We are sure to win this year’s Inside Joke Lifetime Achievement Award!)
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Christina Hendricks is pretty.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clear eyes, full hearts, will unfortunately probably lose.
I upvoted that, but it’s kinda like an upvote of sadness
I know, they deserve it but I can’t get m hopes up.
I upvoted because LOVE.
NOW THAT Lost is GONE, FNL is definitely MY FAVORITE show on tv. It should WIN SO many fuckin AWARDS. JUSTICE, WE need YOU!
Not sure if I’ll be able to participate, but you guys have a good time in my stead. Also, this
Best gif, arguably.
does wishing i hate this musical number more than i do mean i secretly hate myself?
Preemptive strike
I meant to say “spoiler alert” my keyboard got stuck in 2006.
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I don’t think he can? He is the host?
I see I pissed off all the Jimmy Fallon Heads
hating on Jimmy is so 2005. You act like you just saw Taxi or something.
Betty White’s going out in style I see
using a chris brown song emmys, really? very smooth.
I think you guys are missing what is clearly a far more important event: ABC Family is showing the Princess Diaries!
The CW is playing George Lopez.
Made of Honor on FX. Patrick Dempsey is minutes away from riding a horse to stop a wedding.
I don’t know how that doesn’t win him the Emmy for Outstanding Actor every single year. Or at least a Golden Globe for Best Horse Riding or something.
The only channels on my television: HBO, HBO family, A&E, Discovery, Nickelodeon, ESPN2, and the NBA channel. I shut off my television, and will now go get some ice cream.
I *love* the Princess Diaries. No littlegirl-o.
I’ve read all the books. I used to bring them with me in middle school and read them before class started. How I managed to convince the majority of my friends I was straight until I was 18 years old is a mystery.
When I was in middle school, there was only one Princess Diaries. #oldassgum
Tim Tebow is playing with a pigskin on FOX
Definitely watched all but the last ten minutes of the Princess Diaries before I realized the Jon Cryer Awards were even on…then continued to watch the ending of a movie I’ve seen more than a dozen times before turning back. Whoops!
well I guess the Jon Cryer awards are over now? Call it a night?
You would think seeing Jon Hamm, Tina Fey and Joel McHale together would be something worthwhile. Thanks for proving otherwise, Emmys.
I missed the arrivals, but thought I would check in with the photos on E!Online. Now I wish I hadn’t:
Funnylady Tina keeps her couture serious and elegant in a gorge single-shoulder Michael Kors gown.
Something is happening involving my “gorge” all right, and it’s not ugly leopard print chiffon.
Would anyone here be in a position to provide me with a proper streaming video of this event? All I’m getting currently is Eva Longoria on a couch and some guy who’s the spit of Dana Elcar going all “Stand by, music!”…
http://www.justin.tv/thor24#/w/351105984
this is working for me so far #joncryerawards
Thanks, Ian. Unfortunately I’m being left out in the (European) cold by this one. Ah well. From what I’m getting, Jon Cryer was robbed anyway, so I might as well go to sleep.
All I wanted was to be part of the family. :-/
I would watch this but I don’t own a TV,and I’ve never seen a TV, and what is a TV?
Cool story, bro.
It’s the only kind of story I know.
I don’t own a television either. Notice how I said ‘Television’ and not ‘Tv’. Because tv is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of mine.
give all the emmys to oprah right now
Britt the perfect guys, show’s over
I’m at a Ray LaMontagne show, guys. Obviously, wishing with a broken heart that I could be watching the most wonderful event of the year with you all instead. Keep me updated.
Luckabeast.
Being a west coaster, I’m lucky enough to get to watch the Emmys and still have time to see a show after. Hopefully Jenny & Johnny can live up to following Fallon.
give all the emmys to ll cool j right now
his hat is like a shark’s fin
Stewie? Ugh….I was promised there would be no Family Guy this year. Boo-urns!
Oh good. I think I’m just in time to watch Tony Shaloub win.
Correction: Jim Parsons. Who is this? Does anyone watch The Big Bang Theory? Should I be making fun of this?
BIG BANG Theory sucks, BUT SOME people will TELL YOU it’s good AND DIFFERENT. It’s not. IT blows.
Kaley is however pretty
Why do the Emmys love CBS so much? Is it because they’re all old and out of touch? Or is it because of payola?
TRUE BLOOD IS A DRAMA – BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously though, between the intentional and unintentional humor it really is more of a comedy.
JIM PARSONS IS THE JON CRYER OF THE 2010 EMMY’S.
I haven’t commented in a few months, because I am almost as old as Gabe and have many responsibilities, but I am chiming in just to point out that Jim Parsons is an incredibly funny actor and you all better recognize. He is NO Jon fucking Cryer. That is all. Carry on.
well at least Toni Collete didn’t win
I agree with you, Edie. You’re not funny. Get the hell out of here!
Just kidding. I’ve never seen Nurse Jackie either. I officially have nothing in common with the Emmys. I’m just waiting for True Blood (Winner 3 years running for the Superglue Award for Best Comedy on Television) to come on.
I haven’t seen Nurse Jackie but she was hilarious on 30 Rock so I would vouch for her being a good comedic actress.
Nurse Jackie is good. Zooey all the way!
Is it too late to let Neil Patrick Harris host the rest of the show?
Edie!
She deserved it this year. More like Nurse WACKY, am I right?
Emmy for Outstanding Reality Series. (Jokes go here!)
Gabe will be so excited.
I thought you had nothing to say?
I’m back, baby.
Sorry I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about the guy that was speaking on the behalf of Top Chef.
First LOL moment of the show goes to Will Arnett’s aborted poem
WHY ARE there no VIDEOGUM tweets?
Did they get the DRAMA set at a Miss Saigon yard sale?
Oh no, you guys? Who shot McDreamy?! Spoiler alert: I don’t care.
I gave up on Whore’s Anatomy a few years ago, but I did watch the finale after everything I heard about it and it was pretty fantastic/emotional even though I want Meredith and Derek to get run over by a train.
NAKED JOHN CLEESE? What is this show and why am I not watching it?
I think it was John Lithgow. Close though.
Fair enough.
Couldn’t quite get a peek at his fawlty tower, though
(but yes, it was Lithgow)
Bam!
“Four toes! Boo yah!”
Did anyone else get to see the death montage at the beginning of True Blood yet? It’s something special.
Every time the announcer says “the 62nd Emmy Awards”, I hear “the 60 second Emmy Awards” and suddenly believe in mercy and justice, but then Padma and Gail get up and do…that, and the dream dies.
So…it’s just me then? That means I can make jokes like this:
When Mad Men won, I was all like:
But then I realized that it was for the finale, and I was like:
JESSE PINKMAN WON AN EMMY! Everything’s going to be OK, guys!
I’m busting out my Blue Sky and going to eat at Los Pollos Hermanos to celebrate right now…
I’m in Albuquerque, it’s APPROPRIATE.
It was full measure.
Oh twitter, why do I hate you.
Seriously. What. In. The. HELL. with those sets?
Awww, Foxy. Come here, it’ll be okay.
Apparently, clear eyes and full hearts can lose.
Also, clear eyes full hearts can’t read the better comment at the top. Sorry kilgore trout!
Was that a Childish Gambino reference in the Community car commercial?
“I got this money baby. I want to spend it on an Infiniti.”
I’m not actually watching the Emmy’s, but I think I can pretend well enough:
Oh man, kudos to Jon Cryer for already winning 12 Emmys!
Oh my God…Jimmy Fallon stole your piano!
GEORGE CLOONEY IN 17 MINUTES YOU GUYS.
T-minus 16 minutes to the panty-droppin’.
THAT’S YOUR EMMY HOST: JIMMY FALLON!
Ack! I meant to say, how do you know about George Clooney? Did it pop up on the screen? I got distracted by some far more interesting water boiling on the stove. Asparagus tonight!
it did pop up on the screen. yet that pop up seems to have LIED.
Oh look, it’s Jimmy Fallon doing something stupid. AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING TWIST GOES TO THE EMMY AWARDS.
Boo Jimmy Fallon, I told my friends you were funny.
can someone please provide a screenshot of bryan cranston’s wife with her bra hanging out? lady, you’re married to a 3x emmy winner – CLEAN IT UP.
That’s the way he likes it
Musical tributes are my kryptonite. Even fake ones.
It’s something very predictable, and in the end is wrong
I’m sure you didn’t have the time of your life
I can’t believe she won an emmy for that horrible excuse of a southern accent she uses on the Closer.
I love Kyra Sedgewick, but I swear to God fakey Southern accents make me itchy.
I missed last season of The Closer. Did she eat that Snickers bar, or….
Is this the part where they don’t show Conan winning an emmy?
Fuck yeah Stephen Colbert.
I hope next year is just a make up fest where Steve Carell, Kyle Chandler, Connie Britton, Matt Saracen, Tim Riggins, and The Wire all get Emmy awards.
Is Joel McHale like 90 feet tall or is Jeff Probst a midget?
A bit of both.
IMDb says 6′ 4″ and 5′ 10″ respectively, so that makes sense.
Unrelatedly, I like that the summary that shows up when you Google “IMDb Joel McHale” is “Actor: Spider-man 2″. Yes, Spider-man 2, where he played…?
Yeah when I think Spider-Man 2, I always remember his amazing performance
I had to YouTube his character name to even figure out who he played – he’s the banker that denies Peter’s aunt a loan. I don’t know how I could’ve forgotten such a ground-breaking role.
Joel McHale is frighteningly ripped. His body is, like, scary good. What must that be like at the gym? “Oh, cool, I’m going to take that skinny guy’s machine…well, crap. He benches 300? Jesus.”
Oh believe me, I have seen (read: ogled (read: fantasized about)) the pictures. They should cast him on True Blood so I have an excuse to see him naked more.
The Tony’s win an Emmy?
Also Ricky Gervais in about 4 minutes
I WAS PROMISED CLOONEY IN 17 MINUTES. IT HAS NOW BEEN 19 MINUTES AND MY VAGINA HASN’T QUIVERED ONCE.
He approaches. Be still and make ready a place for him.
preparing myself for a LONG acceptance speech IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (i mean that i will masturbate while he talks about his humanitarian efforts)
Meh, Gervais makes my giny quiver much harder than Clooney any day.
The Tony Awards won an Emmy Award. Hollywood has officially eaten itself.
The Tony Awards aren’t Hollywood! Wrong side of the country, in fact.
Hollywood isn’t a place. It’s, like, a concept, man.
I was being witty! Seriously though, Broadway and Hollywood don’t really have a lot to do with each other. There’s been some incest with Broadway legends like Idina Menzel crossing over to TV, but in general I bet most people at the Emmys tonight couldn’t name any random 10 nominees from this year’s Tonys.
The Tony Awards aren’t Hollywood? I gotta side with Grapadura here. What about James Spader (Boston Legal) in Race, Sean Hayes (Will & Grace) in Promises Promises, Kelsey Grammer (Fraiser) in La Cage Aux Folles, Scarlett Johansson (Iron Man 2) in A View From The Bridge and Constantine Maroulis (American Fucking Idol!) in Rock of Ages? Not to mention such original “Broadway” hits as Mary Poppins, The Lion King, The 39 Steps and the upcoming Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark. Hollywood. Broadway. Yup, totally disconnected. These guys know what I’m talking about…
Let me correct myself: Hollywood has nothing to do with GOOD Broadway. With the possible exception of some of the Disney shows (Lion King and Beauty and the Beast come to mind), most movie to musical adaptations are terrible. [title of show] comes to mind: “So movies make good musicals?” “Well, they make musicals…”
Also with the exception of Scarlett Johanssen, none of those actors really strike me as part of the Hollywood culture. Yes, they’re recognizable names, but it’s not like Kelsey Grammar is a front page headline on the cover of US Weekly. He and Sean Hayes also have backgrounds in Broadway acting that preceded/ran simultaneously with their television careers.
When you say that the Tony Award are Hollywood, you make it sound like Linsday Lohan just won for her performance in a revival of Streetcar Named Desire or something. Yeah, there’s crossover of people, because they’re actors and actors like to act in more than one place – stage acting is also a completely different type of acting to film, so it gives them a chance to branch out. But by and large, the industries are separate.
I will conceded that this may slowly but surely become untrue since Broadway has realized that charging a minimum of $100 per ticket to shows people outside the Broadway world have never heard of is destroying their sales. Unfortunately, rather than drop the prices, now newer musicals are becoming the equivalent of summer popcorn movies. They just take any recognizable commodity, shovel it into musical form and spew it out on stage so that people will think “Hey, Green Day, I know what that is! Let’s go see it!” versus “What the hell is Next Fall? PASS.” But producers and directors are starting to realize how much lower the quality is of these shows, so hopefully they can turn it around before Broadway becomes complete trash that kills the ability of lesser-known shows to succeed.
#musicalsgum
Congratulations, Grammers! (from August 10, 2010)…
OMG, I logged in to talk about the Kelsey Grammer thing too! No idea it was in Us Weekly though. I thought I was just super up on my trashy gossip.
Aw balls. Thanks a lot, Kelsey Grammer. Always screwing me over.
Hey, dexterbotwin, weren’t you going to be traveling?
Also: you were talking about the avatar thing earlier–Andy Botwin is HAWT. And I get to think about that every time I look at your avatar. So thank you.
I thought I was going to be, but we ended up waking up super early to beat traffic so I made it from DC to CT before 4 PM. Hooray!
Also, yes, Andy is super hot. Shower scene FTW.
Ooh, what season is that?
Season 4, episode 11.
I lied, episode 12.
I need it. I must can has it.
Make that Randy Newman is hot.
The Emmy’s brought to you by Oxi Clean
Is it too late for RIcky Gervais to take over for Fallon?
yes, unfortunately yes
Just tweeted the same thing. I would be fully in support of this motion.
Fucking Twitter. How does that work.
OMG, Babyhands for the win!!! I love Babyhands!
#thingsnoonehaseversaid
I put worms in my bed and slept in my bed and put a squirrel in my bed and mustard in my bed and then I ate ‘em all, is that bad?
Motherfuck NBC.
Was it too much to ask for the most bestest uncomfortable moment in award show history? Evidently. Although that Daily Show guy was going for it.
True Blood cast in 22 minutes.
Boardwalk Empire for all the Emmys in 2011
Steve Buscemi deserves the EGOT more than anyone, don’t care that he doesn’t sing
Let’s just pretend that he has the tenor of an Italian opera singer… as is the most appropriate analogy for his brilliance.
You don’t have to sing to win a Grammy. He can get a spoken word Grammy.
Make it so!
If I could I would, but unfortunately I have no say in any award show, except MTV’s which I choose to not participate in because I am in my late 20′s and out of touch with the MTV generation. Those crazy kids and their sorry excuse for popular music.
Late 20s? Pshaw. I am older and more pathetic and MTV has even less interest in me. I don’t even know what a Justin Beiber IS! And as my students will tell you, I sleep under a pile of worksheets in the library.
“damn, you guys are having all the fun.” – late-to-the-party-lizzing
Never! Welcome home, Lizzing.
Careful–it’s pretty funny in here.
CLOOOOOOOONEY!!!
Honor George Clooney? I barely know hi–ohmygodgivemehim!!!
CLOOOOOOOOOONEY!!!! GIRD YOUR LOINS!!!!
Jinx! You owe me a Coke.
Oh my god, I love you.
A match made in Clooney Heaven. Better than regular heaven since 1961.
Why? Why is he so perfect?
Because sometimes God likes to show off.
Clooney + wardrobe malfunction = NEVER A BAD THING. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
Wouldn’t it be a wardrobe function? “Mal” implies bad.
Hey, check it out! It’s that guy that played the alcoholic uncle on Family Ties!
Hide the Vanilla extract and Maraschino cherries!
Spoiler alert: Judi Dench remains THE BEST
She is a Dame, so you should recognize he as Dame Judi Dench when you speak of her.
“An’ I be like, Daaaame.”
Touche. I am ashamed.
I shall grovel at her feet, begging for forgiveness.
Once I saw Dame Judi in a Play in Stratford-Upon-Avon (“I saw a play!” – Me. “Yeah, but it was All’s Well that Ends Well.” – also me.)
ANYWAY: I was in like the Gallery Seating or something and the stage splayed out into the audience (how EUROPE!) and once she was walking RIGHT UNDER me and I swear to crap I could have spit on her head.
But I didn’t.
because I am classy.
The end.
OMFG!! JEWEL IS STILL ALIVE!
I dunno, based on the quality of her singing I think there’s a 50/50 shot she’s a zombie.
I am loving Britta’s hair in the Community car commercials. Fer reals.
I love Britta, and the rest of the cast of Community.
That show cannot come back fast enough.
September 23rd seems so far away. I am just glad it got a second season. NBC has a habit of destroying the things I love.
Pushing Daisies?
Conan
Heroes after season 1
Ah…for me it was Pushing Daisies. I don’t know if I’ll ever love like that again.
Thursday night line up by adding that racist show about a call center in India
Psyche…just realized Pushing Daisies was killed by ABC. I guess I didn’t love it enough.
give all the emmys to temple grandin right now
The Emmys don’t work like the Oscars. Playing mentally challenged doesn’t mean you win.
Except that it does? This time?
I guess?
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
i have a jewel shaped hole in my ears
We’re watching Mad Men now–I hope it’s okay if we just liveblog that. No spoil-o.
damn it guys!! i love award shows and everything that is on tv (especially if it’s bad) so i’m sticking with it – i now want to give all the emmys to al pacino’s hair.
I love award shows so, so much. And I would normally hang in there. But oh…the promise of Jon Hamm.
He is on stage right now, with the rest of the cast.
never mind he is gone.
Yeah, I’m abandoning this Emmy ship as soon as Mad Men comes on where I’m at.
Oh man…Joan and Roger…it’s just…spoiler alert.
Darlin, I’ve been enjoying your commentary, but I’ve got Mad Men recording on the DVR and anymore of that and I will–
I feel ya. Keep the party goin’.
Hahahahah… Just kidding. I still love you Baby Friday.
No worries. I would deserve Betty’s patented “slap-and-a-half” if I let any more than that slip.
Amazing GIF. Here’s one for you:
The cake is a lie.
Amazeballs!
I choose “Or”.
I’ll have the chicken, please.
Tastes of baby.
I asked for the vegetarian.
It’s not an award show if Tom Hanks isn’t ownin’ the microphone.
Awww…dammit. What did I miss?
nothing. temple grandin got on stage and forcefully hugged a lady who’s boobs were almost falling out. it sounds much better than it was.
Well, it does sound pretty good. Mad Men is on fire.
And we are done. It was fun
YAY MODERN FAMILY! Yay anything other than Glee, really, but Modern Family is the only show I thought deserved it enough to break 30 Rock’s streak. Except for Parks & Recreation, but let’s not talk about that horrifying snub.
YAY! Love Modern Family. It’s the only show that can make me laugh for 28 minutes and then cry for two.
Can we be best friends? Because everything you’ve said tonight has been perfect.
Spoiler alert: we already are.
Okay this weirded me out for a second because one of my best (IRL) friends really does read this site. But I don’t think she has an account.
ANYWAYS YAY BIFFLES.
No, we probably don’t know each other IRL. It’s just that we’ve been friends at heart since I saw your avatar. Carry on.
NBC would rather you care about that racist show Outsourced instead of that hilarious one Parks & Recreation.
All Jon Cryer jokes aside, ‘The Duckies’ is actually an ok name for an award ceremony.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dT-DHVD-ef0/Sll4aYZJ6BI/AAAAAAAABOg/87qQCkh0i7c/s400
Also, much love for Duckie.
All right, it’s time for all good teachers to put themselves to bed. But, can I say? I think that the Monsters were the real winners tonight.
At the end, Emmys don’t matter. Bu I’m Topher Grace. That matters.
But*
Even the best make mistakes.
Tony Shalhoub lost to that guy from ‘The Big Bang Theory’?!?!?!? There truly IS no justice in the world.
These guys know what I’m talking about: http://www.twitvid.com/LW8FZ
So how were the Grammy’s, guys?