Slashfilm reports that a company called Hot Toys is now selling a Colonel Hans Landa figurine. Hans Landa, of course, is the sociopathic Nazi from Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds played by Academy Award winner, Christoph Waltz. Neat! “I gave this toy to my child, because videogames are too violent, and I wanted her to explore the wonders of the imagination!” Of course, I know that this toy is not actually intended for children. It’s a collectible figurine for enthusiastic adults. WHOOPS. That’s your adult. Honestly, I would have less of a problem with this if it WAS for children. At the very least, children are SUPPOSED to have toys. I’m just saying, if you are ever on a date, or over at your buddy’s house for Pictionary Night, or visiting your dad, and you see a Colonel Hanz Landa toy displayed prominently (or even worse: KIND OF HIDDEN) and the person you’re with says “I bought that,” or, “I like that,” or “I have no intention of putting that in the garbage and turning myself in to jail,” then you get out of that house. Safety first!