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The Hollywood Reporter has found an Etsy account for hand-sewn Bad Batz Maru hemp underwear elegant neckwear, and the model of that elegant neckwear is Christina Hendricks. Ay-ay-ay! Wait a second, THE Christina Hendricks from television’s Mad Men? With the face and the hair and the outfits and the chest? YES! “One elegant neckwear for men, please.” The Hollywood Reporter explains that the owner of the Etsy account is none other than American actress Tamara Mello from the WB show Popular. I guess it just goes to show you, even in 2010, when it comes to selling elegant neckwear that you made in your spare time on-line through a start-up website, it’s all about WHO YOU KNOW.
Truth be told, this makes me a little nervous about my own Etsy store (launching 2012). I’ve got great stuff to sell, including coin purses with funny quotes from Michael Cunningham’s The Hours embroidered on them, stretched out t-shirts covered in sauce stains, and earrings in the shape of my butt, but no famous friends to model them. Does anyone have Chris Kattan’s contact information? Please send it to doctor_fashion_69@hotmail.ru.
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Look at the size of that scarf. How does she not fall over?
I know, I know, I’m very subtle.
Shit
I’m sorry, but I always end up losing these quick draw comment battles so I’m not really that sorry.
this kinda gives me a headache. sorry world.
How does she not fall over?
I’ll be in my bunk.
What does that make those, Cloe?
Big damn breasts, sir.
Her name is Zoe! Sorry Browncoats.
Anybody seen my sock robot?
shit, i meant:
I was going to write a witty commentary concerning the shallow, fickle world of fashion and the concept of modern celebrity. But then I got distracted by the “Bing Videos” section.
“I can resist everything except videos of Christina Hendricks”
~ Oscar Flapu
I wish I had a herd of boy-unicorns to lounge in assless chaps with my etsy items strategically placed for my store.
That was bigger than I thought.
TWSS
That’s exactly what I was thinking… oh wait you meant the GIF
RAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA -Lane Price
Pryce.
I’ve been working on a poem for her for sometime! Any of you artsy types care to give me some feedback before I send it to her?
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Please, please marry me or I will die alone do not test me on this.
And so are you.
Yes, yes. I know. A shame they only give out one Pulitzer at a time.
Thou often ravish’d bride of quietness,
Thou auburn-haired child of silence and overtime,
Gotham historian, who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What office-fring’d legend haunt about thy shape (what a shape!)
Of switchboard operators or art directors, or of both,
In Manhattan or the dales of Brooklyn?
What mad men or gods are these? What underlings loth?
What ads pursue? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?
Bravo, Bravo! You are getting an upvote from this english major.
Double Keats Grecian Urn rainbow all the way.
That beats mine:
Christina
I saw you in the handmaid item arena
Wearing a scarf that folds like a concertina
Your skin was like Farina
With a patina
Of semolina
I want to serve you a subpoena
If you know what I mean-a
Here are some Wikipedia articles about Bosnia and Herzegovina
In a Shop of the Etsy
by Ezra Pound
The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
A knitted scarf on a dry, white neck.
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart
i carry your elegant hand-knit white neckwear(i carry it wrapped around my neck)
- E. E. Cummings
Roses are Red
Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries
She’s already married to the stoned guy from Super Troopers
Too bad for you.
- William Shakespeare (1564-2012)
that a fact?
Oh! Blessed rage for order, pale Christina.
Joan Harris was surely a looker
For someone else no one’d ever mistook her
Her friend was Don Draper
Whose haircut was taper’d
And who got his face slapped by a hooker
Limericks, son.
Also:
[golden globes joke]
#jayleno
must…get back….to worrrk….
Working “hard”, Huckbeast? Or working WHILE hard? Ahhhhh?
It’s pronounced:
SKRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this has been my favourite post ever on the videogum
What a great time to point out that we are in the process of making a Videogum Monster team over on Etsy! And we need a team name! All suggestions are welcome! But some are more welcome than others.
The Birdies
Even though I am not a regular commenter, and I still have yet to post items to my store, may I still join you all?
Of course! Just email me at JCarlisle729@gmail.com and I’ll give you the details.
We all know what you’re selling, Gabe. A limited edition line of Videogum Skants.
Must. Stop. Crying. From. Uncontrollable. Laughter.
oh my that is hilarious!
Ironically, I too have a sort of “Etsy” store where all I sell is pictures of Christina Hendricks modeling scarfs. So, you can imagine how excited I am this morning that my daughter can now go to college.
I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE WILL BE MINE.aiqkeljfgoqp
Sorry, I just kinda blacked out there for a second.
No homerow.
chameleon_street was a tad more eloquent.
So will this conflict with my Jon Hamm cafepress?
Not really fair, considering anything you wedged in between that face and those bosoms would immediately skyrocket in popularity.
Case in point: retail sales of Hitlers just tripled.
babby cakes, you just gave me an idea…
NOW THAT I’VE HYPNOTIZED ALL OF YOU, PHASE ONE OF MY INTERNET TAKEOVER IS COMPLETE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Babby needs a new pair of shoes.
You’re killing me, Godsauce.
never in a million years did I expect a Who Framed Roger Rabbit picture.
Of all of the things that this website has told me are mine–boyfriends, fire artists, politicians–this is the only one that I am not embarassed of.
Well, this and Paul Rudd as my bat mitzvah DJ.
it’s messed up that you would say that about your comedian. daniel songer.
Christina Hendricks has large breasts.
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
Spoiler Alert
Hey Gabe, I tried to email your account to give you Kattan’s details but it bounced.
His email is mango_works_4_food@aol.co.cz
Gabe, thank you for making me LOLOLOLOL.