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Contact juggling is the work of shiftless hippies and long-haired stoneballs. But shiftless hippies and long-haired stoneballs need happiness and a sense of fulfillment just as much as anyone else in this upside-down hell world.
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Apolo Ohno gets very bored during the summer months.
The Goblin King got a day job.
Hey, my boyfriend is almost as boring here as those boring infomercials for these stupid ball things!
I was like: “Rad! Full-contact juggling? Awesome!”
But then just got joseph gordon-leavitt’s japanese brother here. I was deceived, and am sad.
Streetperformersgum today.
you’ve got to admit, that shit is baller.
(because balls)
Fushigi! hahaha
Am I the only one who is not above this. I am decidedly under this! This guy is rad and I could watch him play with his balls for hours. (Yes, that is what not only I, but also she, said.)
Did anyone else not know this was called contact juggling, which caused them to imagine people attempting to juggle whilst also tackling other jugglers?
I am disappointed.
I would have settled for flag juggaling
I was envisioning some sort of dodgeball/juggling hybrid, which I will still watch if it exists.
In the town where I live, outside of the Barnes and Noble, there is this guy who wears a jester hat and juggles. He wanders back and forth, the length of the shopping center, and approaches people while he juggles. The other night, my wife and I were on our way into the bookstore when he came up to us and started to say something, while juggling. Rather than listen to what he had to say, my wife said, “Oh, no!” and ran in the store.
We were going to wait and leave once he wandered away from the front door, but there was this guy in the cafe with a laptop who was smacking his leg in a really weird way and then shouting every now and then, so we just had to bail on the whole scene.
What I’m saying is that I don’t much cotton to juggling.
I got Lost in His Balls
WHUPS
I just Realized that Could be Misinterpreted…
No Globo
Doesn’t matter. The funniest thing on this page is definitely the Bing search for “contact juggling OR apocalypse”. Somewhere in Redmond, Wash., is a group of heavily confused programmers wondering why that search combination is climbing the charts.
In all seriousness, this is really cool, almost as good as Flow aka Fire dancing aka Dan Gordon Levitate Shit
I can tell right away that this new Bing integration is going to be super helpful.
“So what does your boyfriend do?”
“He’s a contact juggler, which is kind of like juggling crossed with mime crossed with viral marketing for this product called fushigi. But he’s really cute and has the most retroussé nose! Yes I support us by working two jobs but he has found something in this world that makes him happy, and if that is performing juggle-miming on the street for a toy company, that is all right with me.”
When I first read the headline, I thought I saw “contact juggalos.” I thought, “Oh, God.” Then I went to the link, and got confused by the hippie. Then I reread the headline, and it all made sense.
I graduated from college.