You’re gonna need a bigger Zune! Also: no offense, but I just listened to your song, and apparently you’re a horrible racist ignorant stupid asshole! (Thanks for the tip, Danny.) (P.S. this is pretty solid.)
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.