On last night’s Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Long (Accepted, Old Dogs) revealed that after receiving an accidental text from a teenager, he spent the next few months trolling her. That’ll do, Justin Long. That’ll do.

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  2. Nice Cydia Store, Mac.

  3. Does this mean Justin Long is Eric Clapton? Consequences really will never be the same.

  4. This girl mangles the english language and then gets mad about it him typing “Beeber.” Publick Scool iz da bes LOLOLZ.

  5. Am I the only one that thinks it was really cruel of Justin Long to toy with this girl for this long?

  6. I love the transitions his texts make from absolutely insane intentional misspellings to really clear and grammatically correct sentences every once in awhile. I realize this girl is both young and dumb, but how can you possibly not pick up on that? Also, doesn’t she know “Eduardo” in real life? I really hope she was dumb enough to talk to him about their text conversations and STILL not figure out she was texting the wrong person.

    Justin Long has clearly raized da staaks on celebrity trolling. Just photobombing (Michael Cera) someone (Michael Cera) isn’t good enough, anymore (Michael Cera).

  7. Also, what is with his shitty attitude about lol-speak? Like, if you are Gabe’s age or something you can legitimately claim to not ‘get’ how people mangle the English language in texts.

    But Justin is what, like 25?
    Me thinks he doth protests too much!

  8. All of this would have been a lot funnier if Justin Long didnt over-do it with the text-to-voice imitation of himself where he painfully pointed out all the funny parts and witty bits. Go home Justin.

  9. “Justin Long, sexting, teenagers” COOL TAGS, GABE. We’re gonna need a bigger jail!

  10. There are moments in life where I am reminded that Justin Long is funny. This is one of those moments.

    Come to think of it, this is the only moment.

  11. I have a soft spot for him from being Warren Chesworth on “Ed”.
    The problem I have is that new movie where Charlie from “Always Sunny” plays his dad. You can’t tell me they’re not within 10 years of each other at best.

  12. Oh I am tardy to this party, but a similar thing happened to me the other day. I got a text message that said the following:

    “hey this is whitany lol crystal is stillin yur gum lol i told her i was going to tell on her lol.”

    Unfortunately, this girl was not as good a sport as Justin’s girl, because I sent back two badly worded and misspelled texts to see if I could get a reaction. But she didn’t respond after the second one. I still don’t know if the mystery person ever recovered his or her gum.

    • Earlier this summer, one of my friends started getting messages from a whole bunch of kids that sounded like they were 13-14 that thought he was someone named Lexii. They’d text and ask about parties and getting rides to places and how you couldn’t text certain people because they were grounded (MaN, tHat SuxxxxS!!!!). Our group kept it going for a few weeks and texted back using language fit for Teen Korner until they stopped responding and we all felt really old (our ages range from 23-28). Sometimes we’d get drunk and text random pictures of kittens.

  13. Since my imaginary BFF Drew Barrymore likes him, I’m wont to give him the benefit of the doubt that he is not a pervert, but merely not being challenged enough in his work to find better things to do with his time.

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