Headphones UP!

Sure, sometimes you wish your boyfriend wouldn’t spend so much time–all of his waking life–playing videogames on-line with his friends, but he’s just a very passionate person, and that is what you love about him. Besides, his XBOX headset kind of looks cute on him. Not as cute as, say, not wearing an XBOX headset, but if he’s going to wear a XBOX headset, he could look worse. Anyway, you’re sure that one day he will turn all the focus and attention and passion and excitement and emotional investment he has for videogames to his relationship with you, and when that day comes, it is just going to be so wonderful. You love him so much. You can hardly wait! (Via Kotaku. Thanks for the tip, Benjamin.)

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  1. I broke up with Leroy four years ago. Get with the times.

  2. Sounds like Dane Cook has nearly as much pent up rage as he does free time these days.

  3. I got surprised when I turned on the video and he wasn’t 12.

  4. I’m pretty sure this video didn’t need to be 10 minutes long.

  5. George Carlin has chosen an odd way to communicate from heaven.

  6. I think we might be moving in together soon! Because his mom is becoming increasingly bothered by his language. She’s just a prude and doesn’t understand his passion.

  7. “What are you fucking doing, sniper?!” My boyfriend…I think I’ll keep him.

  8. Well, in the interest of full disclosure I have to admit that I am hardly any better, only I am shouting obscenities at Fable.

  9. B-b-b-b-Birdie post next?

    • Damn you Mans, I was going to respond to lilbobbytales by saying that this is how I am when I play Pong or Space Invaders, but I scrolled down first and was then put to shame.

  10. I just wish I could get excited about anything in my life like this guy gets excited every single moment he is playing this game. I think all of my dreams could come true simultaneously and I’d be about a 3 out of 10 comparatively.

    • Well then you should play Team Fortress 2! It is really fun even if you aren’t always saying ‘fuck’. The sad part is, he was at the top of the leaderboard at the end of the game, and he had (or demanded) two medics healing him at all times, implying he is probably very good and also that his team isn’t kicking him for the sole reason that he is helping them win. That is the really sad part imo.

      • My boyfriend (who plays TF2 of course) said “I’d probably stop healing that guy just to fuck with him,” to which I replied, “Well, I don’t think it would be physically possible for him to get any angrier.” He somewhat sadly agreed that was probably true.

  11. I wonder what would happen if someone canceled his gaming account?

    Oh that’s right… :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

  12. Urban legend is that this is how Blink-211 got their name.

  13. I don’t remember Sonic the Hedgehog being so intense….

    also, was he throwing jars of honey at some point…yea i made it about 1:45 in.

  14. You and your boyfriend need to talk about his problems with crack cocaine.

  15. “Fuck you, cereal, that’s right, get into the fucking bowl. Fuck you, milk, get on that shit. Don’t get soggy, don’t get soggy! That’s right, I fucking just ate you because I dominate!” -Breakfast @ Leroy’s

    • He lets you stay the whole night?

    • “Yeah, fucking go down that river, Huck. Steal that fucking raft. Fucking Jim, fucking speak right! Establish a fucking friendship and then overcome societal fucking hypocrisies! Fucking denoument that shit! Fuck you, Tom Sawyer!!!”
      Leroy studying for his AP final

      • “Fuck I’m out of ammo! Sandwich! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!”
        Leroy at Subway

      • Wait! Don’t overcome fucking societal hypocrisies! Draw human suffering out for fucking personal amusement! Fuck yeah! Fucking yeah, go west! Fucking kill Indians!

        • Booooooooo reading Huck Finn in the non-simplistic high school way it is taught, boooooo.

          • I don’t think that’s why you’re getting downvoted. I think you’re getting downvoted because you’re being a hardcore party pooper. I don’t really come here to get white guilted.

          • Then why do you come here? Cause there’s a whole lot of that often…

            Besides, I don’t get exactly how I’m white guilting. Teacherman posted a reading of Huck Finn in the tone this dude uses, and it’s a reading that is frankly pretty boring and ignores the whole last thirdish of the book, so I used the same tone and actually included that part. It really has nothing to do with white guilt and more to do with Huck Finn being a much, much, much more complex and interesting book than how it is often taught.

          • But that’s the depressing part of the story, dude. That’s like if I made Kite Runner joke that was like, “Yeah, fuck yeah! Fuckin’ grab that kite! Fuckin’ run away with it because we fucking won the fucking kite battle” and then got to the rape part. I’m leaving out the depressing part because once the joke hits it, it just goes downhill from there. I’m not the funniest person ever or anything, but it does kinda suck to have to read the bummer parts of a book, even in a joke environment.

          • So to recap…depressing things can’t be funny, you don’t like to read whole books, and are happy to change their meaning in order to avoid said impossibility of depressing things can be funny.

          • I don’t think that the issue with your post is that depressing things can’t be funny. It’s more that you made this sudden tonal shift that seemed to be intentionally sobering rather than humorous and I don’t think anyone is in the mood for that. It would probably be best to let it go.

      • I think this is EXACTLY what Roger Ebert envisions is the proper way to read Huck Finn.

  16. I never knew Mel Gibson had an X-Box account!!

  17. Leeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooooyyyyyy Jennnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkiinnnnnnnnnnnnns

    at least he has chicken?

  18. “I’m Keanu, I know kung fu!” – my boyfriend. We started dating because of our mutual love for Keanu, but I don’t know if it’s enough to make me stay.

  19. This is pretty much the id of the teenage male incarnate.

  20. Man, I was waiting for him to say “I am actually going to decapitate you”

  21. Yeesh. The writers really dropped the ball for the fourth season of Deadwood.

  22. That game doesn’t look very fun.

  23. Also, fake and gay. The whole time he was screaming he got about three kills. Even when he was ubered. I’m the only one here who knows whats going on in the video.

    • I think the kills only make them scream louder.

      I don’t visit my sister and my brother-in-law as often as I should anymore.

    • I know what you mean. I was going to say that he is obviously not playing on the 360 because he is using update weapons that were only released on the PC, but then I didn’t because I didn’t want anybody to think I was a dork. Thank god nobody thinks I’m a dork.

  24. That’s about 211 more than his Real Life Fuck Count.

  25. TF2 post on videogum? I think I can die now.

  26. As always, xkcd.com has a relevant post:

    http://xkcd.com/290/

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