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You guys, if you are going to have sex this weekend, make sure to use protection. Like doors. And earmuffs. And voice modulators. (Thanks for the tip, Jane.)
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Why does that little liar keep making thins up about Daddy!
mommy and daddy were just playing monkeys sweetie
Y’ALL WE are done with THIS GIF. No one WILL EVER TOP what Godsauce HAS DONE here, today, before US ALL.
At 1:26 you’ll realize why this video became evidence in the subsequent house fire investigation.
I have so many questions! Do I think this is cute? Does this make me uncomfortable? Do I want to know why they would document this mortifying yet hilarious moment? And the answer is always “yes”
Making your child impersonate the sounds you make while having sex on video is not good parenting.
Is the father R. Kelly? Does anyone else hear that?
Is he peeing?
on her? gross jailtime
maybe it’s laurence fishbourne.
WHAT THE fuck? They THINK THIS is funny? JESUS Christ ON RUBBER crutches.
“HEY HONEY COME LOOK AT THE VIDEO RECORDING OF THE LITTLE FREUDIAN NIGHTMARES WE HAVE GIVEN OUR CHILD!”
thank god you weighed in. that is basically what my brain was yelling when i was watching this.
with intermittent quietude…
fuck, funny, Christ, crutches…
Yall are too uptight.
Why hasn’t this been remixed yet?
I am waiting for footage from an old episode of Sesame Street with a child and a monster to be dubbed with this. STEP ON IT, INTERNET.
I don’t think there is anything “wrong” with this. It is not ideal, but when you take into account other things children witness that they are not supposed to, like constant arguing, and even domestic violence, this doesn’t seem that bad.
Oh god. I’m having flashbacks to walking in on my parents. Dammit, I thought I repressed that shit.
I never walked in on my parents….though my dad has said that the only time he ‘gets some’ anymore is on their anniversary….so I guess I still could? June 5th. be there.
I never saw/heard my parents, but now I am realizing why my parents always took afternoon naps when my dad got back from long business trips.
Your name just became very relevant.
My dad called sex “the Indian rub” in front of me when I was a small child. I didn’t know what he meant then. . .
hmmm… actually, I STILL don’t know what your racist dad meant.
don’t worry, just kidding.
She will inevitably find this as an adult, and realize her parents made her reenact sex noises on tape for all the Internet to watch.
And she will burn this world to the ground.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+1. Good job.
“hahaha [cough] [cough] [cough] [cough] [death cough]”
- one of these parents
Hopefully the last time the tags: “Children” and “Sex” will be used together in a Videogum post.
We are all going to jail, aren’t we. All right, who knows how to make shivs?
If we’re assigning prison jobs can I be the baker? No one ever shanks the muffin man….
Thought twins!
The YouTube comments are PRICELESS on this one, folks. Check out this little gem from “bellicosesonic.” You might just learn something about all that kooky law stuff:
“…if it’s forced then it’s abuse. like when somebody gets rape it isn’t abuse unless they forced you to have to have sex. Not to be personal or anything like that but if you were to rape a 6 yr old boy and he liked it you would only go to jail for rape not abuse.”
Ummmm…. yeah. This is happening right outside your window, folks. Bellicosesonic? She’s probably your neighbor (or girlfriend, I don’t know … you’d probably like her … loser).
HER? now that IS SEXIST.
Yeah, I can’t explain why I thought (think?) bellicosesonic (sp?) is a woman. Hmmm… I’ve got nothing. Go ahead, gimme that little kid yelling “THAT’S SEXIST.”
That’s not a kid, that’s a midget!
THAT’S ACHONDROPLASIAPHOBIC!
I’M JUST fucking with YOU, PAL.
can this girl review the next episode of Mad Men?
I can’t imagine what train of thought led this man to the creation of this video.
“okay, so my little daughter who might be scarred horribly by this forever caught me having sex. Okay, well I’m going to make her relive the experience again by asking her IN DETAIL about what she had seen, irregardless of whether or not she wants to or understands it. Then I’m going to give her a plushie rabbit to hold so it seems less freaky and questionable. Right. Plushies make everything better. And then instead of burning the tape or hiding it in the awkward family memories collection I’m going to upload it to YOUTUBE so people on youtube, who are all mature and able to control themselves from making misspelled derogatory insults, can watch it and so my daughter can stumble across it in high school when that cute guy in math class tells her about it and completely ruins her social life forever. and then she’s going to never talk to me again ever and spend the rest of her life trying to hide this piece of shame from her coworkers. God I am the best parent ever. Take that, GoodParenting magazine! I don’t need your stupid 12.99 per year subscription to know how to raise my children!”
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Okay. fuck you, that was the most disturbing comic strip I’ve ever seen and has now ruined my otherwise simple night. fuck you man.
For some weird reason I can’t see the image but I think I should be glad that I can’t.
Where’s an inappropriate comment from unionman when you need one?
Head’s up! I’m totally not getting the internet.
Why is this on youtube? I don’t get it.