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Is there such a thing as eyemuffs?
I have a feeling that this is fake (disbelief is my totem), but I wish it weren’t. I wish there was someone out there having a really hard time finding willing partners for their excellent rim jobs, who realized that the overwhelming popularity of Inception was just the kind of marketing tie-in they needed. “Rim Jobs are through the roof in Q3! Great media partnership!” Interview in AdAge coming soon. (Craigslist via BuzzFeed.)
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I generally use Armor-all on my tires. But thanks for the offer!
Come dressed as my favorite inception character? But where am I going to find that many scarfs on short notice?
Something tells me this listing has more in common with “The Crying Game.”
I hope she has better luck than I did with my “Dark Knight” themed salad tossing.
In other superhero movie/inception news (no rimjob info here, I think…)
The New X-Men flick was almost guilty of plagiarist filmmaking.
And Inception was a total rip off of Lionel Richie’s “Dancing On the Ceiling”…
My XMen Origins: Wolverine handjob ended in disaster and a lawsuit.
I don’t even want to know how this guy uses his totem.
I’m gonna call it –
Fake AND Gay.
But it’s listed as W4M? But if you’re calling anyone that’s attracted to men Gay, then that classification is ok with me.
Rimming. Rimming is kinda… Prison based.
you people are odd
I remember when Top Gun came out, this type of thing was in all of the classified ads. “Come as Maverick, or even Goose! Please no Jester’s, I had a bad experience previously.”
Gosh, are you one of Gabe’s childhood friends or something?
Gabe remembers when The Jazz Singer came out and guys in black face were proclaiming “You ain’t rimmed nothing yet STOP”
Gabe remembers when people wrote telegrams about rimjobs. “INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE STOP NO WORK STOP DRESS CHARACTER GREAT GATSBY STOP CHANCE LIFETIME STOP”
Eyemuffs:
TV HAT! TV HAT!
Man, don’t you think that if inceptors are real, they want us to laugh at this shit? Who do you think benefits from us dismissing this? Think about man, think about it.
I need a gif of Michael shutting the door in Maebe’s face. Stat!
This is the best I could find on short notice.
Oh, you rule. Thanks much.
This might go through twice, but my first attempt didn’t work and it isn’t showing up as in moderation…so…
Thanks much! You rule and have earned one of these:
Gag me with a master sword
DSM3, I think that could shop up under self-harm, but that is in the DSM4, don’t know what it would mean in your version. Unless of course you are a trained sword swallower.
Either way you should think of updating, as the DSM4 has already had a revised version released.
You have the best comment. Hands down. Long live AD!!!
thanks, lady. you could have used the words SPOILER ALERT. Now I won’t be surprised when Lionel Richie and rimjobs show up upon my first viewing of Inception.
Where Lionel Richie goes, rimjobs are sure to follow.
Hey, all my sex happens in dreams anyway.
But how are you going to rim me back without…..gravity?
I somehow have the feeling this lady is marketing to a very specific kind of clientele.
No rimbo, but I don’t think this is a lady.
By “Inception-themed” you mean takes place in a white van under the bridge right?
This deserves way more upvotes.
thanks for the support, imoffthecrossbar
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
Oh, god, I’m sorry.
Your ****** is the scene of the ******
you made my ***
My totem is a f******* m********
I hope that when whatever guy she meets inevitably murders her, they’re at least a layer or two deep… so that she just kicks. But not the bucket.
Wow, it was inappropriate, but that fourth paragraph… wow, that’s a whole new level of creepiness right there.
But to counter this Inception nastiness, I offer your: InCATption
We need to go cuter!
DONE.
DUDE.
I think you hit (cuteness) limbo!
There is no coming back from this
the costumes for inception are suits! so come dressed in a suit? business casual?
I’m going to show up dressed as Fischer’s Jet Captain. Or Lobby Sub Con #2. Or maybe Uncredited LAX Passenger #1. I can’t decide! They were all so great.
meh, i know i’ll love it as it’s happening, but once i start thinking about it later, it will just seem like a well-executed combination of my Shutter Island and Matrix-themed rim jobs.
wow, i have upvoted so many people in these comments! i’m glad this creepy craigslist ad can generate so much funny.
I jumped my bike off the curb and it bent my wheel. I took my bike down to Cycle Pros, and the pro there said it was not a big job. They fixed me up with a brand-new rim for $30. What’s the big deal with rim jobs?
Gabe you can’t tell me what your totem is, now your subconscious can use my form to trick you into thinking your dream is reality. Rule #1 of Totem Club is you don’t talk about Totem Club.
What I want to really know is who responded!
Peter, http://koowie.com