You don’t have to watch it, but if you want to, you can watch it here.
I have never reacted with laffz and joy to child abuse till now.
[insert laffz and joy]
You forced us to watch the maggot in the eye video and we did, so of course I am going to watch this video. Makes me happy inside.
Can we instigate a JUSTIN BIEBER ACCIDENT PROMISE? Because this kid can’t seem to go two weeks without being pummeled by something.
Remember when he took over Funny or Die? It’s going to be like that, but instead, he performs choreographed dance moves and gets taken out by an ice cream truck.
I was like baby baby baby, don’t hit me in the head with a water bottle
It’s like an angel flew down, and took him to trauma ward!
that water bottle seemed pretty full. girl was not fucking around.
I’m not allowed to watch this video at work because the website has been blocked due to “nudism.” Is this a site run by nudists?
More like Justin Beaned-er. AMIRITE.
He Biebed when he should’ve bobbed.
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I hope the water bottle was filled with vaginal discharge.
And then he picks it up, twists the cap off and drinks it. Chug-a-lug, Ellen Page. Bottoms up. Salut! Cheers. Etc.
Good grief. Maybe take it down a notch.
Steve Winwood goes to eleven.
I don’t think 9 year old girls have that, not that I know anything about 9 year old vaginas since I don’t yuck
What a disclaimer!
Is this the trailer for his 3D movie? I’m way into the different angles of it, and the dramatic zoom, but I can’t even fathom how much better this would be with my Real-D glasses on!
Am I the only one who thinks this is mean & sad?
I think it’s pretty mean. Getting hit with a water bottle hurts, especially if your fontanel hasn’t completely solidified.
He’s a harmless babby, not Jeff Dunham.
And he doesn’t even have a caul anymore to help keep him safe.
If he’d been born with a caul, he’d have known that someone was going to throw something at him.
From my understanding of cauls, he would also likely take it as a last name; wear a see-through raincoat at all times, even when it is sunny out; become skilled at corporate or private espionage; be extremely defensive and protective of his shy, private self; and play the saxophone.
Ian MacKaye was born in the caul. TMYK.
Hey, Mans, what is a “babby”?
Are you asking me how babby is formed, because I can tell you.
Given your avatar, I like to think of this as a threat.
Damn. I finally have to embarass myself because I’ve always felt I should know, and in the back of my mind probably do know, the answer, but Mans, who is your avatar?
and then you have to
and finally you want to make sure you
and that is that.
PT, it’s just some old Mann.
Now begins the embarassment and kicking of self, because I swear I knew that.
“Ya burnt!” –Goethe
Mans, you should know this site. I have a feeling you’ll get the same kick out of it that I do.
No. Bieber is so far down on the list of people deserving of a (nearly full) water bottle to the head, that it just seems lazily douchey. Also, I don’t think anyone made the thrower go to the concert,* so extra asshole points there.
*Unless it was a parent, in which case I withdraw my comment as parenting can sometimes be exhausting and even adults need a release once in a while.
And I love the image of a child looking up just in time to see their parent haul off and toss a water bottle right at the boy they believe themselves to be in love with.
Looks like that concert was sponsored by a station called “The End: Today’s Hit Music.” And, wouldn’t you know it, we were about two inches lower on that throw from seeing the end of today’s hit music.
A Sacramento radio station, no less, where they hold all their big shows at ARCO Arena. Nothing not terrible about it.
In related news, girls ages 9-14 are swearing to never-drink-water-ever-again-ever-I-swear-because-I-hate-it-so-much.
I think the water bottle was supposed to be a metaphor for the javelin I wish she would have thrown.
Blocked by my work for “adult” content. Since when is Justin Bieber an adult!??!
Here’s the youtube link:
Ooo thank you! On an unrelated note, whenever I see your avatar, I think that it is this for some reason:
I dunno, I think she’s pretty.
Prince is great and all but I’ll take Topher in a Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit any day over TAFKAP.
Prince is disgusting.
Looks like the screenwriter and the 3-D dept. is about to get some new notes for the Bieber biopic.
This is so going in his movie. Probably filtered in black and white, done in bullet time, with Eenie Meenie Miney Mo Lover playing in the background. This clip will probably last a good 3 minutes.
This was so, so, so much better the time it was the lead singer of Nickelback getting hit in the head with a rock.
Terrible, sexist, boring, disgusting, adult lead singer of a band that is doing reprehensible damage to music getting hit in the head with a rock > annoying child singer of crappy pop music that is just the latest in a long line teenage girls’ obsessions that is distrubingly decreasing in age, getting hit with a water bottle.
Not as good as the time when the Kings of Leon guy got a pigeon turd land in his mouth while playing at a concert recently. LOL Cakes for everybody in my opinion.
I dunno, my hatred of Nickelback rises pretty high, and there is video of the stone-throwing, along with video of the whole crowd either booing or being silent when he asks them if there are any Nickelback fans there. I watch this video reguarly when I am in needs of cheering up.
Wow, did that really happen? I was out Friday night and a coworker I thought I liked actually paid money to make the jukebox play “Sex on Fire” or whatever that song is called. Wha?
I have met several people who like Kings of Leon, and I always wonder which part it is that they like: the part where the band is musically boring, or where they’re lyrically retarded, or where the singer sounds like if Dane Cook did an impression of a friendless 8th-grader with severe constipation hoping he can take Tom Waits to the next level of rock at a church carnival karaoke contest.
I do like how Justin Beiber is handling all of these head traumas like an absolute trooper. Every time he gets hit in the head he just starts laughing and smiling, I guess because someone impressed upon him the importance of never letting them see you cry or even rub your head.
My mother taught me not to hit girls
Trailer for Crazies 2: Beiber Fever.
Also, kudos to Bieber for taking the bottle to the head more like David Yow and less like Morrissey.
you mean he responded by getting naked and telling bad jokes?
meh…I’ll take Bieber walking into a glass door over this.
“ow. that didn’t feel good.”
typical programmed response for a robot.
“Ow, that didn’t feel good”- the girl he lost his virginity to
Ow, that doesn’t feel good
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