One day, people who like Fred are going to be in charge of the world and they’re going to ruin it. Just kidding. THERE WILL BE NO WORLD FOR THEM TO RUIN. Phew, that was a close one!
Wait, where is it?
Do you honestly want to know?
Yeah I think this was for the best
Good point, not really.
I was thinking about the movie Paul for a second.
I’ll leave now, see ya’ll soon.
Swallowed by the Lawnmower Man, as it most likely should be.
“MY TUMMY HURTS!”
Once you know where it is, there is no way to UNknow where it is. Unfortunately.
Some hyperlinks may be caught in yoghurt pots
“SHOW US THE FRED MOVIE TRAILER, GABE!!!”
- Videogum Monsters, apparently
“We’re sorry! To watch this video, you need to be located in the United States or its territories”
Perhaps the universe just doesn’t want me to watch the Fred Movie trailer. Thank you, the universe
Careful, your lorry is showing.
Would anybody like my eyes? I don’t need them anymore if someone wants to make a soup or something.
THAT DID NOT WORK
Now why did I watch that? I knew what I’d see. Fucking masochist, I am.
This is similar to the feeling I had earlier when I decided to enable sound on the edge commercial dominating all Videogum pages today.
I shouldn’t have clicked the link. I don’t know how to feel right now.
I’m tired of these reboots of classic films:
did you know that they’re actually remaking that with Russell Brand
I have been lobbying to get this into WMOAT since about 1952. I was a kid when it came out (well, kiddish) and even then, even then I knew the adults had screwed up.
Although the remake should add a comma: Drop Dead, Fred
apparently I’ve been living under a rock and had no idea how Fred was so I went to Youtube. How does this dude have millions of views?????? HOW?
See also: The Jonas Brothers, Zhu Zhu Pets
File this under: NO NO NO!
From the New York Times:
“Mr. Robbins said that his young sons and their friends helped convince him there was film potential in the character, which also scored high with potential audiences in research testing.”
So tiny children had to convince an adult man that this was a good idea, which explains a lot.
The man also directed Norbit. He has fallen hard since Head of the Class.
I take it back. I am NOT sad that I clicked on the link. It lead me to all the videogum related posts on Fred. (He dates back to like 2 years ago on here! ) and they were HILARIOUS!
You’re done it again FRED!
I can’t wait until this kid ends up on Celebrity Rehab, or whatever reality show for drug-addicted former teen stars they have in the future (if we live that long!).
You know what? I am not the target demographic and this is not quality viewing, but good for a thirteen year-old kid to make something up on the internet and to be so successful that he must star in his own movie about his own character before even making it out of puberty.
So did the Fred kid’s voice change or did they make it lower so people could leave with eardrums intact?
Ouch, my balls!
I truly thought this was just a creation of iCarly and that he wasn’t a real “internet celebrity”. .
Did you see the iCarly girl in it. She looked creepy like Aubrey Plaza.
Are Old Fred and Asian Fred going to be in the movie, too? Or are those being saved up for sequels?
Ha. I worked on this movie and that kid who plays Fred is gayer than the gayest gay, but doesn’t know it, yet. He will soon, though.
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