This one literally does not deserve a full post, but it is still surprisingly fun to play. “YOU LITERALLY CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH,” etc. “Momma always said life was literally a box of chocolates.” You get it. Have fun! Rachel Zoe sucks!

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  1. Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is LITERALLY the War Room!

  2. I literally LOVE the smell of napalm in the morning!

  3. That’s not a knife. THIS is literally a knife.

  4. I literally drink your milkshake.

  5. I am literally the king of the world.

  6. King Kong literally ain’t got nothing on me!

  7. You are literally the man now, dog.

  8. “Luke, I am literally your father.”

  9. Obama is literally the leopard king.

  10. the boyz are literally in the hood

  11. This is literally Sparta! Literally.

  12. Forget it, Jake. It’s literally Chinatown.

  13. Your mind is literally the scene of the crime.

  14. “We’re gonna literally need a bigger boat.”

  15. The Shins will literally change your life.

  16. You literally had me at ‘hello’.

  17. “I literally don’t give a damn”

  18. There is literally no spoon.

  19. you are literally killing me, smalls. literally.

  20. Always Be Literal

  21. Literally, Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.

  22. “Love literally means not having to say you’re sorry. It literally means that.”

  23. STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA! LITERALLLLLLLLLLYYYYY!

    (nailed it.)

  24. There’s literally no crying in baseball.

  25. The snozberries Literally taste like snozberries!

  26. When you buy a hat like this, I bet you literally get a bowl of soup with it.

  27. “Lit-trilly, you guys, at my signal? Like, lit-trilly unleash hell.”

    • Funny coincidence, I always laugh in that scene because I like to imagine that Hell is the name of the dog that charges infront of them after he gives the signal. Just watch it again, and see how literal he really was.

  28. you are literally freakin out, maaannnnn.

  29. I’ll literally have what she’s having.

  30. YOU’RE LITERALLY TEARING ME APART, LISA!

  31. Did you know the human head literally weighs eight pounds?

  32. You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I literally want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

  33. “If you build it, he will literally come.” (sorry)

  34. Back and literally to the left…

  35. “They’re literally here.”

  36. “Greed, for lack of a better word, is literally good.”

  37. You Literally Shall Not Pass!

  38. “This is literally our Independence Day.”

  39. I have literally always depended on the kindness of strangers

  40. Did I catcha a 9er in there? Were you literally calling from a walkie-talkie?

    What’d you literally do?

    Not here or here so much but literally right here.

    *insert entire Tommy Boy movie here sorry

  41. “It wasn’t the airplanes…It was literally beauty killed the beast.”

    “Literally?”

    “Well, not literally. You were probably right about the airplanes.”

  42. I’m literally mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

  43. “Where’s Wallace, String? Where is Wallace, literally!”

  44. Mrs. Doubtfire, you’re literally going into the men’s room!

  45. You’re literally a virgin who can’t drive.

    • That was way harsh, Tai. Literally.

    • She could literally be a farmer in those clothes.

      • Literally, Street Slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertone.

        OR

        You can’t be the last guy at the coffee house without literal chin pubes.

        • He’s literally a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streisand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?

          and/or

          My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls literally fly at my nose.

  46. “I’m gonna literally get medieval on your ass!”

  47. The Notebook was literally about us!

  48. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t literally stop and look around every once in while, you could literally miss it.

  49. “Nobody literally puts baby in a corner.”

  50. “Don’t knock masturbation. It is literally sex with someone I love.”

  51. I am literally too old for this shit.

  52. I’ll literally be back.

  53. My cousin literally named her dog Samantha!

  54. “You literally have my sword.”

    (Give it back.)

  55. I’VE LITERALLY ABANDONED MY SON!

  56. “Sloth literally love Chunk”

  57. You literally taste like a burger.

  58. Literally Rosebud!

  59. Let’s get out of these wet clothes, and literally into a dry martini.

  60. my name is literally Inigo Montoya, you literally killed my father, prepare to literally die.

  61. Litterally Rosebud.

  62. “… Bond. James Literally.”

  63. I’ve got a feeling we’re literally not in Kansas anymore.

  64. Why so literally serious?!

  65. “I am literally the law.”

  66. The names Bond. Literally, James Bond.

  67. “Literally fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”

  68. Houston, we literally have a problem.

  69. LITERALLY KHAAAAAAAAAN!

  70. Nobody literally puts Baby in a corner.

  71. May the force literally be with

  72. Here’s literally looking at you, kid.

  73. We’ll literally always have Paris.

  74. Titanic was called the ship of dreams, and it was. It really was, bananas.

  75. I’m going to make him an offer he literally can’t refuse.

  76. I literally love the smell of napalm in the morning, it literally smells like victory.

  77. “It’s the one that literally says ‘bad mother fucker’.”

  78. Five foot nine! I didn’t know they literally stacked shit that high!

    • “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and literally not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.”

  79. Literally hold on to your butts!

  80. I literally love the smell of napalm in the morning!

  81. we are literally going to need a bigger boat.

  82. “I saved Latin. Literally. What did you ever do?”

  83. “I’ve literally had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.”

  84. Nature literally finds a way

  85. Do you literally feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  86. You literally had me at hello…

    Literally show me the money!

  87. LITERALLY GIVE ME BACK MY SON!

  88. “Literally fuck it dude. Let’s go bowling.”

  89. HOW’D IT LIITERALLY GET BURNT!! HOW’D IT LITERALLY GET BURNT!!

  90. “Hey you, literally get your damn hands off her.”

    I die.

  91. I literally used to fuck guys like you in prison!

  92. I’m literally whatever Gotham needs me to be.

  93. Roads? Where we’re going, we literally don’t need roads.

  94. Harold: “You sure have a way with people.”
    Rachel Zoe: “Well, they’re literally my species!”

  95. “Honey, we don’t like nothing soft. Literally everything we touch is hard.”

  96. “It’s a silent movie, but shrieks and gasps can often be literally heard in the audience”

  97. It was literally earth all along!

  98. “Don’… liter’lly…. fuck … wit’ … me.”

  99. I literally haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

  100. “She’s literally my Rushmore, Max.”

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