These groceries are INTENSE.
Obvs this needs to be recorded onto one of those keychain grocery reminders that they try to sell to invalids on tv.
Proud graduate of the Jim Carrey school of acting.
The secret ingredient turns this dude from talking like a normal human being to a stereotype?
Italian AND Asian. Equal opportunities.
Makes me want to go downtown tomorrow with a katana and slice and dice my way through all of the fine, locally grown produce.
For my own amusement, I’ve decided that you are another Btron Monster who just has not revealed themselves as such, and I will hide in the farmer’s market tomorrow, with my own katana, ready to defend that fine produce.
(Not really. I have other silly things to get up to. Hey there, ONE, how’s your Ramble?)
I would just like to share the awesomeness of this:
I watched this, and immediately thought “my boyfriend would love this” since we watch this together sometimes. I put the link in an email, pressed send, and at that moment, i got an email… from him. With the exact same link.
True Love, monster style.
Hey, it’s Friday! Time for Friday chat.
And don’t forget we’ll be chatting on Sunday night watching you-know-what.
You know what I’m talking about.
The only reason you watch Iron Chef is because of the DRAMA. That, and Mario Batali dripping sweat all over some otherwise delicious looking Italian food.
All the same thing!
That is James Franco level so good.
That guy is a fucking PRO.
The “wow” after he says MILK AND CREAAAAAAAM!!! at around 1:40 is perfect!
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