Posted on Jul 30th, 2010 by Gabe
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Cop: You’re under arrest!
Citizen: What for?
Cop: Not dancing enough.
Citizen: Oh shoot. Well, I’ve done the crime, I deserve to do the time.
Cop: We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way. We’re going to lock you up and throw away the key. I’m getting too old for this. The DA has been on my ass all week, I want your gun and your badge on my desk by five o’clock YESTERDAY.
Citizen: Are you OK? I think maybe you have danced too much?
Cop: DOUBLE JAIL FOR YOU!
And scene. Alternate joke: Good cop dance cop.
(Via Urlesque.)
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Book ‘em, Danco.
And charge ‘em with public inROCKSication!
C.H.I.P.S.? More like HIPS!
Awesome. I like to imagine that The Knife is just playing everywhere in Sweden all the time, and everyone is into it.
If enough of us imagine it, it has to be true.
They’ve renamed the region ScandiKNIFEia
I just assumed that in Sweden police officers regularly jump out of their cars and create a dance party to the Knife in the middle of the street. Sigh….to live in a socialist utopia.
That’s pretty much not the case. Though we’re probably as hipster as a country gets. Like, when crown princess Victoria got married to her Daniel earlier this summer the Swedish national television, who broadcasted the whole event, ended the night with a collage of pictures from the day while playing “Two Weeks” by Grizzly Bear.
Oh, forgot:

And if you’re also about to marry a crown princess you might wanna check out this gym manager’s speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEqXISc–xo
Ha Ha, they spelled “Police” wrong! Right, Winwood?
In Sweden, they call lorries “Polis”
I leave for Stockholm in two weeks. If something like this doesn’t happen while I’m there I will shoot myself.
Stockholm has the best Pizza Hut in Europe, and they are one of the few countries to have a 7-11. That is the only tourist advise you’ll need.
Ugh, last time I was there I had pizza with olives on it and I almost broke a tooth because they put UNpitted olives on their pizza. Who does that??
This guy:

Börk Börk Börk!
PS: In Swedish “exit” is “uttfart.” You’re welcome.
Also good to know for your trip: In Sweden, “liqour’ is “expensive”. Just a heads up, had to find out the hard way myself
Haha, my inlaws are already there (drove up from where they live in Spain)(note, they are not Spanish) and they called to ask what kind of booze we wanted because they were buying everything way in advance.
Ponche Caballero. It is not Swedish. It is Spanish. But still. Make them get you Ponche Caballero. It is just the best.
how much dance can you fit into the polis van?
Tötal hünk.
That’s my boyfriend.
I will have a dance-off with you for him.
This just confirms my suspicions that Wallander is totally unrealistic, that show didn’t have a single dance scene in.
UGH lawnmower man, c’mon it’s FRIDAY
They’re not real cops! Can’t you see how HOT they are?
“Okay, well, as long as the cops don’t take their clothes off.”
“I can’t promise that, Michael, they’re professionals.”
What’s most impressive about this guy is his arrest record. He has consistently stopped crime of all sorts, domestic assault, B+E, disorderly conduct, etc. and has done it the same way, each time — a dance off. He has never lost.
After I got paid today I decided to express myself poetically, with Videogum as my muse.
http://onegoodminute.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/videogum-poetry-videogum/
LOL
Your Chain Reaction sounds like something Selena would sing
I love it!
this guy knows what you’re talking about:

i’m too lazy for resize code. plus i’m a little scared of html on this site now.
This is what the police in my town should be like. They’d fit in so much better that way. Also, he would be my boyfriend.
LOL EUROPE
OK, videogum has met it’s quota for dancing men in uniform. Back to the adolescence’s dry humping ottomans please.
http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=352656&d=1271534897
He wasn’t eavesdropping, but what he just overheard has him paying more attention.
?
Now?
You’re on fire today!
What a Meatball.
This is not Strindberg’s Sweden!
this cop understands:

That seems like more Village People than I remember.
The FedEx driver looks new.
I think he may be military. However, due to Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, we’ll never know.
Honestly Gabe, who wouldn’t need to cut loose after having to deal with these sorts of deviants all week:
It’s a picture of ABBA.
It didn’t occur to me that people wouldn’t know it was Abba until I read this. Ooops, they’re the first cd on my alphabetized shelf! (no-swede-o)
Hot on the trail of Michael Jackson’s gang from the ‘Beat It’ video…
Aw, Techno Viking got himself a job!
I think this might be the best chance I’ll ever get to be upvoted just for being Swedish.
Wait, this is a viral video featuring a police officer? But…where’s the taser…?
A snippet from Stieg Larsson’s Millennium – The Musical.
Ah, bummer: http://bit.ly/dnXji4
I feel like Ingrid Bergman directed this but I always get him confused with the apocalypse.