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Just a normal song from a normal guy about a normal God who, in His infinite wisdom, probably agrees this is all very normal.
I know that this is a song for kids, and that its intended audience is young Christian children, eager to soak up the valuable lessons about God’s grace and glory told in the wondrous and powerful metaphor of a creep in a facepaint barking like a dog. But personally, I like to believe that Jim Steiger wrote this song for ADULTS ONLY and is so frustrated that no one is hearing the sincere message of His gospel. “Hello? There’s a promise that I’m after, and it’s better than a bone? Why isn’t anyone picking up on this stuff? Don’t you adult men and women want to go to heaven?” WOOF. GET IT? You get it. (Thanks for the tip, Andy and Sylive.)
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Now I’ll never get back to sleep.
Jim Steager is the Sandman’s arch nemesis.
All dogs really DO go to heaven!
i don’t understand that reference.
That’s because you’re not 108 years old, like I am.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_dogs_go_to_heaven
Can’t we please get Jim Steager drunk and make him drive off a dock and die? (That movie was rated G!)
Well, his methods are effective, I guess. I have never prayed harder than during the 3:04 duration of that video.
You made it all 3 minutes? You probably need an exorcist.
This is just part of the campaign to curb pre-marital Yiffing.
I was kind of getting the master/slave fetishistic thing with framework of zoophilic role play, but he lost me when he said the Bible’s words are full of water. That’s just perverse.
david carradine likes the “leash of love” as well………..too late?
Too Soon, I believe; the word you were looking for is Soon.
this day and age its only too soon if you are doing death jokes pre-death
HOWL ame
HOOOWWWLy shit that is creepy
Oh, come on. Let’s not crucify the guy.
Jesus ain’t gonna pick up your shit, or pay your veterinary bills dog. I hope this guy has been neutered.
Jesus, will, however, arbitrarily do things like, make you sit and wait for no reason, stick his hand in your mouth, take a handful of your food while you are eating, make you always go through a doorway after him, make you sleep in a crate for the early part of your life, train you to not speak, but then later train you to speak on command, and others, all to assert his dominance in order to ensure that later in life, you are a happy, safe, confident person, assured of your position in the pack.
Naah dude – you’re thinking of the Dog Whisperer – he’s called Cesar.
Sorry, I confuse my miracle workers sometimes.
Then Jesus said to them, “Give to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.” And they were amazed at him.
– Mark 12:17 (on Dog Whisperly duties, presumably)
“Davey, God is just Dog spelled backwards, Davey. It’s time to cleanse the world of the unrighteous, Davey.” – Goliath the Dog & Davey the Righteous
Finally a song about slavery I can get behind!
As a a more/less American Stuides major, I spent a lot of my time writing about really weird religious shit like this (can you BELIEVE I live with my parents right now?). There are face-painted Christians all over the place. Like Chagy, the minister clown, who I had the pleasure of interviewing.
Why are his legs covered in ants?
Because AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
This, this is terrifying and hilarious. Wow.
“My little boy looks just like daddy”
– Violent J, at his son’s ordination
“My Other Little Boy Looked Kinda Like Shaggy”
-Violent J, at his Wife’s/Shaggy2Dope’s murder trial
Neil Patrick Harris?!
Oh my dog.
I for one would like to see more things use the “Dog Facepaint” tag.
I, for one, do not.
Can you imagine dying, flying up to heaven (I believe that’s how it happens,) opening the gate and the first guy you see is this guy? You’d be like “Thanks, but no thanks. Later.” And that’s how ghosts are made.
I don’t like this man’s face
How does this guy not have a contract with Psychopathic Records?!
There’s no folk/roots tent at the Gathering – sadly.
This is the best Sinead O’Connor has looked in years.
Reminds me of South Park: “I want to get down on my knees and start praising Jesus. Wanna feel his salvation all over my face”
Sup, dog? -God
the real life freddy krueger has finally surfaced and as it turns out, a dog faced, religious nut with a guitar can be far creepier than a burned face and knife fingers.
someone call the dream warriors.
I kind of love this?
First of all, that is some detailed face paint. Time and thought went into that.
Second of all, just when you think, “If I could read I’d read the Bible ’cause it’s words are full of water” is the craziest thing I’m going to hear today or EVER, he follows it up immediately with something about how the water is alive? Alive!
Finally, I recommend rewatching this video on mute. You then realize that Master Steager’s voice, howleluyas and all, actually mitigates the craziness. When it’s just his painted face contorting, it is… well, I have been to a place of darkness, I think.
Eh, I still think the original rocks a little harder, and isn’t quite as perverted.
He WAS pretty
He’s gonna have a miraculous adventure walking across the country to the Juggalo Gathering. Maybe he’ll meet a woman in cat make up and a goofy lizard guy or something.