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There are a lot of lorries in that video.
Don’t force it.
In Teach’s defense, EVERY instance of this Lorry Joke is Forced.
CAPITAL LETTERS.
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I’m confused by your is of is.
“Snarky Site Forces Lorry Jokes” – Monster Headline (but not really news)
Oh, I’m sorry, this should have read: Capitalization, how does it work?
2012 makes all the sense now. Gigantic Statham Head! How could they have Missed It?
Also comparing Nazis to Justin Bieber? Oliver Stone is going to have a fit…
Yeah, but they’re also comparing kittens and puppies to the Nazi party, so at that point I think it’s all supposed to be indiscriminate killing.
Also, I happen to have the excact same hairline as Jason Statham, LADIES.
Thank god. I was getting sick of being productive at work instead of dicking around in the comments here.
Why does Statham wish to destroy us? I hope that this video was like the ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, and that we can change this disastous outcome, perhaps by nurturing Adrian Brody as an earthly defender.
He doesn’t want to, he just can’t control his eye lasers yet, he needs the Cyclops glasses, now that Jean Gray has destroyed the original Cyclops.
Oh god, I love that far more than I should. And someone needs to greenlight Attack of the 50 Foot Statham STAT
A weird Phil Collins puppet version of Attack of the 50 Foot Statham happens in Crank 2. It’s great.
Can’t hold a candle to Brody Quest…
The title of the Youtube video made me chuckle.
This is still a distant 3rd in the ‘quest’ series. I think it’s obvious which is number one:

Delahayequest…
what sort of creatures will follow him out of comic-con?
Can we put in requests to who we want to see go on a quest?
Jon Hamm
Jon Hamm’s John Ham
The GZA
Whoopi Goldberg? But only if it’s a quest-quest.
?uestlove?uest
ATribeCalledQuestQuest?
Stamosquest
Gabe Liedman
Helen Mirrenquest please
Guys, Guys, Guys…
Buseyquest. Make it happen.
Bieberquest! Just kidding — the opposite of that. Abe Vigoda quest? Lyle Lovett quest?
I can’t really put into words how much the music alone makes me happy.
I heard Hans Zimmer composed it following the success of his score for “Kitty rides a tortoise”:
http://www.boreme.com//boreme/funny-2010/kitten-rides-tortoise-p1.php
Fun Fact: That song is from Diddy Kong Racing for the Nintendo 64!
it utterly made my day.
I’ve watched this only on mute and I’m totally entranced. I imagined that the music was probably a single fat tuba, going WOMP WAMP WOMP WAMP with every step Jason Statham took. I now imagine that I am probably wrong, considering the electric guitar that shows up halfway through, but I kind of like my version anyway.
If you can’t make your electric guitar make a WOMP WAMP WOMP WAMP fat tuba sound then you’re doing it wrong.
TWSS?
Uhoh I’ve rubbed the powers that be the wrong way! MinusAlfred it is!
Fake
Yikes – there’s a big laser gun right outside my office! Thanks for protecting the BBC, STATHAM
The greatest thing about StathamQuest is that it reminded me to finally watch BrodyQuest, which was remarkable. I’m so sad I missed that the first go-around.
I want this song played at my funeral.
Only if we get to prop your body up and make it dance, Bernie style.
HEY EVERYONE!
thanks for checking out my video (and being nicer about it than the people on youtube)
I only did it to make people happy and give them another slice of the quest.
i would like to see MelGibsonQuest next. he’s really good. (or EastwoodQuest)
celebrity in our midst!!!!
if you would like to see it, then you should probably make it.*
*don’t make it i think we all hate him pretty bad right now.**
**always and forever.
I think you should make HoganQuest next. The twist is that it is about Hulk Hogan AND Paul Hogan. At the end they collide in a space battle and one of Paul Hogan’s crocodile minions is trying to put a sleeper hold on Hulk Hogan, but it backfires and Hulk Hogan becomes almost invincible and begins to attack Paul Hogan himself. It is looking bleak for Paul Hogan as his knife does nothing to the body of Hulk Hogan in this invincible state. Just when we think all is lost for Paul Hogan, Hulk Hogan gets a tap on the shoulder and turns to look behind himself only to see Donk standing there.
He’s pretty.
This is my favorite song. I hope it’s the song you hear when you’re dying! doo dee doop dee doop doop doo, etc. love. it.
My housemate challenged me to do a remix of the Brodyquest music. So that’s excatly what I done did.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/66fs1g2o5fesgya/Brodyquest Mashup.m4a
It took me one hour, it’s rubbish. Let me know what you think guys!