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I’m traveling to San Diego today for Comic-Con 2010, so posting is going to be light (read: very light). But the good news is that for the next few days, my good friend Max Silvestri and I will be covering this important event. It will be easy to tell us apart, because Max will be wearing his Sailor Moon costume, and I will be wearing my Sailor Saturn costume. In any case, hopefully it will be fun? I have never been and do not know quite what to expect. Hopefully we will not get murdered by some enraged nerds when we accidentally make a casual comment about the Predator’s shoulder-mounted energy cannon when obviously it is a shoulder-mounted plasma cannon. Or, God forbid, my single worst fear: calling something a katana when it is just some boring old sword. Yiiiiiiikes. Anyway, posting over the next few days is going to be erratic, but that’s part of the fun! You are going to be getting all the exciting news about Thor 2: Hammer Hurt Them, or whatever, AS IT BREAKS. Incidentally, if anyone actually knows what is going on at Comic-Con that we are missing, or if there is something you’ve heard about that you would like us to cover, please don’t hesitate to let us know (“the panel discussion on women in the paranormal investigation industry, please!”). And follow us on Twitter!
Since the “fun” doesn’t REALLY start until tomorrow, and since I am literally in an airplane right now (did I just incept your mind?!) how about a thematically appropriate Best New Party Game? Yes! Let’s do it!
Nerd Movies.
Yes. Duh. So, for example:
Shallow Hal-9000
IM Sam
The Last Unixcorn
You Can Count On 101011110101
TI-85: Judgement Day
You get it. Let’s see if we can get the thread on this post to break 1,000 comments. Lets let these nerds know we’re coming.
UPDATE: We can’t lose steam now, not when we are so close to letting these nerds know what’s what. So, in order to give everyone that extra push that we need to reach our goal, the game is being extended to include: #nerdmoviequotes. So:
“I want you to friend me as hard as you can.”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a [modem sound]”
“I’m going to make him an animated GIF he can’t refuse.”
“You want the BlueTooth? You can’t HANDLE the BlueTooth!”
Ugh. Yuck! But REMEMBER: this is the most important thing any of us, or anyone in the world, has ever done. So.
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backspace-rhead
Jonah Hexidecimal
The Muppets Take Dr. Manhattan
Ctrl+X It Out

Ctrl+Xing Edge
Thank you Concert Addict. There could definitely be an amazing Full House thread sometime . . .
Mona Lisa
I’m going to sleep. Wake me if we get to 1000.
Clearly, I am getting delirious. This was not meant to be a reply. Night, fuse!
Peace, Godsauce. You’re a gentleman and a scholar.
BIOS con Dios
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aRE WE AT 1000 yet?
Gone in 60 Nanoseconds.
Oy! I’m losing steam here but like, nano, is like, nerdy right?
Yeah, because only nerds actually know by how many spaces you have to move the decimal over.
Good SWILL Hunting
“Don’t be jealous of me Napoleon just because I’ve been Videogumming with hot babes all day.”
A Nightmare on Helm Street
Crank: High Voltron
He-man got game
He-Man Said, She-ra Said
Eat, Drink, He-Man, She-Ra
The Mumm-Ra
Cool Punnings
Charlie St. Cloud City
Bring It KlingOn
Bring it Alderaan
Is that Klingon at the bottom? Or is it Hungarian?
Star Wars of the Roses
Some Like it Hoth
Girl with the Dragon Tatooine
The Remains of the Dagobah
And I’m spent.
At the Earth’s Coruscant
Death Star Becomes Her
X, The Man With the X-Wing Eyes
Y-Wings of the Dove
Wouldn’t just “Star Wars” do the trick?
Now that we’re 3/4 of the way to our goal and we’re a half-hour from my birthday, so I’m going to make my first contribution to the BNPG proper, and not just some “response” to “a peer’s comment” that “doesn’t contribute anything.”:
Bluetooth Brothers
Was it worth the wait? I thought not.
Come on, nerds! Don’t let this lame-ass shit be the last post of the night!
The Remains of the Boring Office Day Job
Eight-hundred and FIRST!
Little Miss Solar Energy
Deep Bluetooth Sea
Sudo The Right Thing
Stuffed in the Hurt Locker
Breaking Bad Sector
RAID-1ers of the Lost Ark
GNUsies
The Girl With The Perl Earring
Enemy Minesweeper
Man, Enemy Mine is nerdy enough by itself…
Legends of the Fail
Count of Monte-mail Cristo
Flossed in Translation
Let the right one Interface Diagnostics
The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo
Nerdy Dancing
The Foot Firsties Way
Chess Club
“They can take our Second Lives, but they can never take . . . our FREE PORN!”
when we hit 1000 it signifies the return of the dark carnival right?
i hope there’s a hayride involved
Fucking hayrides, how do they work?
only with the big baller pass
The Karate Champ Kid
Welcome to the Troll House
The Old Man And The C++
Uh, yes thank you.
C++ No Evil
Magnolia grandiflora
People that can identify plants by their scientific names are not nerds, sir! Are you calling me a nerd? I’ll have you know I’m a Landscape Architect, not a nerd!
“I’m a Landscape Architect, not a nerd.” -Some Nerd
Congratulations! You just one a free trip to my facebook page.
You watched Lost today kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Ghost In the c-shell ?
alright im tapped out. good luck, nerds.
Ghost Busters In the Shell
“Make em LOL, make em LOL”
Excellent!
Singin’ in the BloodRayne?
Sailor Moonlighting
also, Sailor Moonstruck
Snap out of it, Tuxedo Mask!
I know it was you, Fredo, I read your status update
I could a been somebody, I coulda been a blogger.
“pwn home”
Let The Skype One In
Gabe your picture of the True Blood ads at comic con only makes me stress even more how much you HAVE to cover the True Blood Q&A on Friday. I feel like this is my own personal “Amelia for WMOAT” crusade.
#3PostsAboutCoveringTrueBloodAndCounting
“I ate his liver with some microwave ramen noodles and a nice chianti.” Goodnight, guys. Go get ‘em, we’re almost there.
So this is what happens when it’s a weekday and the Monsters only have only post to comment on? Cramazing. (and I mean that in a totally, wicked, awesomely good way)
UnderWorld of Warcraft
Fried Green RottenTomatoes.com
The Bucket Listserv
Good night, and good luck! (not a movie reference)
A Star Wars Is Born
“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and, according to dictionary.com, make a clear musical sound, a series of such sounds, or a high-pitched, warbling sound by the forcible expulsion of the breath through a small opening formed by contracting the lips, or through the teeth, with the aid of the tongue.”
“Twas Norman Osborn killed The Beast. Almost.”
Also:
Dr Jean Grey’s Anatomy (rrrrr!)
Sex Lies and videogames
Harold and Mod
“Elementary particles, my dear Watson.”
Princess and the Frog Dissection.
Monster
I’m suprised this hasn’t gotten upvotes.
I got nothing. I’m not clever enough.. You guys rock. Let’s go 1000 comments!
“I wish I could [Alt-F4] you.”
Or for you mac users:
“I wish I could [force] quit you”
Hackers
The Net
The Inter-Net
Shermanator: Rise Of The Machines
Soap Floats
Operation Dharma Drop
Mystic Rivers Cuomo
Sorry for the spread out comments, just trying to do my part to get to 1000!
One more: Kill Bill Gates
There, I’m done.
Can’t Hardy Wait (as in Hardy Boys)
Bring It Online
The Perfect He-Man
The Full Monty Python
The Hurt Locker Room Wedgie
The Man Who Knew Too Much (About Star Trek)
Dr. StrangeMcLovin: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Photobomb
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter Is Dead On World Of Warcraft
Close Encounters Of The Nerd Kind
The 20 Year Old Virgin
10: CRY
20: BABY
30: GO TO 10
Can someone explain these to me? I am not that familiar with old programming languages (I know that the GO TO function used to be very popular but was discouraged b/c it made for sloppy code) but wouldn’t these end up in an endless loop? Where is the exit phrase if its always going back to 10?
A Fantasy League Of Their Own
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon T-Shirt
The Last Emperor Palpatine
Deep Blue Sea-Man
Days Of Thundercats
Sim-City Of Angels
2 Fast 2 Furry
Out For Justice League
Harold And Kumar Go To Bowser’s Castle
Harold and Kumar Go To Another Castle Where Maybe Their Princess Is
An IM To Remember
The Facebook (by Nicholas Sparks)
Bonfire Of The Vanity Blogs
AintItCool Runnings