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I’m traveling to San Diego today for Comic-Con 2010, so posting is going to be light (read: very light). But the good news is that for the next few days, my good friend Max Silvestri and I will be covering this important event. It will be easy to tell us apart, because Max will be wearing his Sailor Moon costume, and I will be wearing my Sailor Saturn costume. In any case, hopefully it will be fun? I have never been and do not know quite what to expect. Hopefully we will not get murdered by some enraged nerds when we accidentally make a casual comment about the Predator’s shoulder-mounted energy cannon when obviously it is a shoulder-mounted plasma cannon. Or, God forbid, my single worst fear: calling something a katana when it is just some boring old sword. Yiiiiiiikes. Anyway, posting over the next few days is going to be erratic, but that’s part of the fun! You are going to be getting all the exciting news about Thor 2: Hammer Hurt Them, or whatever, AS IT BREAKS. Incidentally, if anyone actually knows what is going on at Comic-Con that we are missing, or if there is something you’ve heard about that you would like us to cover, please don’t hesitate to let us know (“the panel discussion on women in the paranormal investigation industry, please!”). And follow us on Twitter!
Since the “fun” doesn’t REALLY start until tomorrow, and since I am literally in an airplane right now (did I just incept your mind?!) how about a thematically appropriate Best New Party Game? Yes! Let’s do it!
Nerd Movies.
Yes. Duh. So, for example:
Shallow Hal-9000
IM Sam
The Last Unixcorn
You Can Count On 101011110101
TI-85: Judgement Day
You get it. Let’s see if we can get the thread on this post to break 1,000 comments. Lets let these nerds know we’re coming.
UPDATE: We can’t lose steam now, not when we are so close to letting these nerds know what’s what. So, in order to give everyone that extra push that we need to reach our goal, the game is being extended to include: #nerdmoviequotes. So:
“I want you to friend me as hard as you can.”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a [modem sound]”
“I’m going to make him an animated GIF he can’t refuse.”
“You want the BlueTooth? You can’t HANDLE the BlueTooth!”
Ugh. Yuck! But REMEMBER: this is the most important thing any of us, or anyone in the world, has ever done. So.































Casa Blanca (from Street Fighter II)
A Street Fighter Named Desire?
P.S. I Love Ryu
Dee Jay and Silent Balrog Fight Back
I think these “grimakins” and “jdemerol” characters should be banned from commentating for trying to illegitimately get better placement for their late comments by replying to the first commentator.
Banned is too extreme today; Wednesday is a day of rest. But yeah, people, try to resist the temptation.
The temptation to make themed comments?
Yeah, whatever you do, don’t try to talk and make sense, and stuff like that.
Actually I was with you up until Dee Jay and Silent Balrog — wait, are those Street Fighter characters too? Perhaps I am not as versed in the ways of Street Fightering as I should be in order to comment here. Apologies; if that is the case then it was all a misunderstanding. You are not the droid I am looking for.
Yeah, stop being such a Debbie Downer and Out in Beverly Hills
(that’s nerdy, right?)
Well, it’s about As GUI As It Gets.
I think it’s funny that the Street Fighter thread has led us to a fight.
Also:
The Bicycle Zangief
Dial “M” For Bison
The Jewel of the Guile
Green Eggs and Cammy
What Happens in Vega
I think I love you.
Seriously Godsauce, you’re amazing.
Thanks guys!
Street Fighter II: The World Warrior is Not Enough
LOL? Am I doing it right now, friends?
The Last Picture Shoryuken?
The Black Dhalsim
Fei Long Day’s Journey Into Night
Jules et Jim 2: Juli and Juni
I am so sorry I got all worked up before.
Agent Smith Goes to Washington
Gone with the Windows
http://www.studio8.net/news/teaser-trailer-for-the-house-that-drips-blood-on-alex/
q&a panel with tommy wiseau, please!
Gabe I found a few panels you really can’t miss (these are real panel):
Thursday:
10:30-11:30 TheOneRing.net Talks The Hobbit movies
1:00-2:00 Spotlight on Charlaine Harris
2:15-3:15 World of Warcraft: Epic Loot
4:45-5:45 Lionsgate: The Expendables
6:00-7:00 Universal: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
6:30-7:30 Magic: The Gathering Panel
Friday:
12:00-1:00 Star Wars Day: Collectibles Update
3:00-4:00 Bite Me: Evolving Urban Fantasy Beyond the Vampire Phenomenon
3:00-3:45 The Joss Whedon Experience
3:30-4:30 MTV’s Teen Wolf
5:15-6:15 True Blood Panel and Q&A session
7:30-8:30 Klingon Lifestyles: IKV Stranglehold
11:00-12:30 Syfy Original Movies and Chiller: Mega Piranha
Saturday
10:00-11:00 Twilight Fanfiction Author Fangroup
11:00-11:45 Family Guy— A freakin’ sweet discussion on all things Family Guy with Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, and others
12:00-1:00 Fang Girls and Fang Boys: The Popularity of Vampire Lit w/ Charlaine Harris
4:15-5:00 The Vampire Diaries Screening and Q&A
Sunday:
12-1: Blood, Sweat & Tear: Teen Angst in Young Adult Fiction (For Teen Korner)
12:30-1:15: American Dad with Q&A with Seth MacFarlane
1:30-2:30: Glee
2-3: Harry Potter Fandom Panel
4:00-5:00: Buffy the Musical
On Friday when I am doing cool things with my cool friends, the nerd inside of me will be crying over the fact I am not at the Joss Whedon Experience.
For a second I thought your handle was “Rape Virus”
yes but did you think it was rape-rape virus? (had to)
I cant decide if “rape-rape” is a funnier new thing than “double rainbow”. Im torn.
10:00-11:00 Twilight Fanfiction Author Fangroup
hahaha PLEASE
Ender’s Crying Game
upvotes till I die.
Speaker for the Land of the Dead
Cisco Kid
GI Joe: The Rise of Cthulhu
On the Real: Godsauce, you are running this game. You are the Jay-Z to Videogum’s New York City.
GI Joe vs. the Volcano
Bottle Rocket Scientists
The French 2400 Baud Connection
“Transformer: High Capacitance”
In other News:

OH SNAP
SD Comic-Con Betta Check They Self!!!
Ocean’s 1138
And the sequel…
Ocean’s 1337
Infinite Jest Married
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288…Men and a Baby
American Pi
American Pi Presents: Computer Camp
American Pi Presents: Betazoid House
American Pi r2
American Pi r^2 (you know I meant that)
you did it!
Planck’s Constant Gardner
You, sir, are an Extraordinary Gentleman.
Jesus Godsauce, I love you.
Guess Who’s Coming to Repair the DNS Server Issue
Virtual Reality Bites
see also: Reality Bytes
Ooops. :-/
Schrodinder’s Cat In The Hat
Or is he?
The movie cuts to black before the box is opened.
Can we assume that the totem at the end of Inception is in a superposition of states, ie it has a 50% chance of spinning and a 50% chance of falling?
It is both spinning and falling at the same time.
Except that the spinner is not a quantum object, as it is larger than an object on the quantum scale, so quantum events have no effect on it.
*Smackdown*
I thought scientists put an object visible to the naked eye in a quantum superposition? Shit, what am I even talking about–I’m an English major.
Oh! Look–a white whale (runs off).
Gabe should have a contest for one special video-gummer to take over posting for him while he’s gone.
Also, HP and the Order of the Linux.
Also, because there’s been no post all day, I miss Gabe
Videogumdrome.
(Flatbed) Scanners
“Terms of (service) Agreement”
Windows Crashers.
Your avatar is the best ever, Just sayin.
Upvotes for days, yo.
T. Macgregs for life.
Lost: The Movie
Whoops, misfire.
Transformers: Revenge of the Capacitors
I, Android
american history xkcd
American HistoWii X

Why did you have to gif that seen?
I just woke up……scene
He’s Playin the Wii!
I get it, but it’s just that that scene makes my insides hurt.
Also: das racist?
I didn’t make the gif, I just saved it to my online gif folder. I apologize for making anyone queasy.
Apology accepted, let’s never fight again
Racism is evil.
Obvious Troll is Obvious
Who invited you here, Steve? DS3M and I were having a private conversation up here in my electric eucalyptus tree. Kindly leave, sir.
This is I.T.
Stephen Spielberg Presents:
I.T.: Information Technologies
Stephen King’s IT
Girl Awkwardly (Interrupted At The Library)
Pulp Fan Fiction
Four (Chat) Rooms
From Dusk ’til Dawn of War
Kill Bill (Gates)
Booooooo!
PING-lorious Basterds
Natural Born PWNRS
How to Tame Dungeons and Dragons
I Spit on Your Gravity Boots
Blade Server
The Fantastic Mr. Fox Mulder
Not going to lie, I would see this move like 800 times.
The Fantastic Mr. Feynman
An actual chat-up line that I have actually heard used by an actual physics student in actuality:
“Is your name Richard? Cos you’re looking fine, man”
Awesome.
The Fantastic Mr. Firefox
Fear And Loathing in Cupertino
4changeling
The Human Centipede (Fibonacci Sequence)
The Spy Next Dormammu
The problem with katanas is that they’re often shipped covered in a clear sticky film.

Across the Resturant at the End of the Universe
The Level 75 Sorcerer’s Apprentice
The Majestic – The Gathering
Magic: The Gathering all up in here
Practical Magic: The Gathering
Peter Parker and the Vicious Circle
Spiderman Origins: Eyes Wide Shutterbug
Murder by Imaginary Numbers
WOW and The City
The 40 Year old Virgin
ZING!
7 Mail-Order Brides for 7 Brothers
Despicable Mii
Slumdog 10^6aire
Outstanding.
How Green Was My Uncanny Valley
You PWN this thread.
Not a movie title game suggestion: watch out for the westboro baptist church protesters at comicon. Lot of blog posts about those fellas. They could easily mistake a couple Jews from new York city as gays. Photoshop Gabe Dellawitz and Max Silvestristein on the run from hundreds of westboro baptist zombies
I love those guys! My dad lives right across the street from their church in Topeka. What a fun bunch of bigots.
“I love bigots.” – krasdale, July 21st, 2010.
Yesterday I passed a ridiculously attractive woman and thought “She’s pretty”. This blog is invading my First Life.
You just got served by Inception II: Steve Winwood Invasions
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Of Warcraft
You can’t try to re-nerd a movie which is already deep seeded in nerdom.
That’s be like submitting “Free USS Enterprise”.
On a related note: Free USS Enterprise
Perl Harbor
Double Dragon
Well, there was supposed to be a picture of the Double Rainbow guy…
Zorba The Geek.
XXXML
Little Miss Java(Sun)shine
The Hurt LARPer
Fantastic 4chan
Plan 9 from Outer Space-Time Continuum
Visual Basic Instinct
300 kbps
Red Dragonball Z
Yes.
The Girl With The Dragon Ball Z Tattoo
Bruce Wayne’s World
WALL-E=MC²
Hudson Hawking
TI Jane
ShowURLS
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dreamweavers
I’m confused. Is Troeg’s Dreamweaver a nerdy beer to drink?
http://www.adobe.com/products/dreamweaver/
Walk the Linux
BASIC Instinct
Reality Megabytes
How to be a Menace to South Central while Listening to Nerdcore and Sipping my Java Juice in the Hood
A.IT
I Am RAM
Love Hertz
Whoa, I can’t even pretend to keep up on this (or really, any) BNPG. Keep it up, nerds! I will continue to silently upvote you.
I Know, me too, let’s just sit back and let the shades slowly lower onto our faces and JUST…DEAL WITH IT.
Yeah, y’all are doin it and doin it and doin it well. Thanks fer the laffs Monsters.
ROM the yard
Posted about on Missed Connections by Satan
Missed Connection-ing Jessica Stein
Programmers Of The Carribean: The Curse Of The Black PERL
Prgorammers Of The Carribean: At World’s END DO
And coming in 2011…
Programmers Of The Carribean: On Stranger ~~~
Secret Windows XP
Rear Windows Vista
torRENT
Comic-Con Air
Is that the plane Gabe is On?
Deep Space Nine 1/2 Weeks
You Got Server
The Crying Boardgame
RPG-Force
Over The Top
The Room: Spaceknight
I am totally breaking my long-time lurker status to just say that this is amazing, and you are a scholar and gentleman/woman.* So much so that I had to email someone to tell them this comment exists.**
*(of nerd-dom, apparently)
**(ok, that was also about the picture at the top of this post. OMG, SO MUCH BILL.)
I AM HE WHO WAS EMAILED!
I HAVE GIVEN THIS SITE MY FACEBOOKNESS, JUST SO THAT I MAY TELL THEE GOOD JOB!
NOW ALL OF SRI-LANKA’S SPAMMERS KNOW MY NAME, PHONE NUMBER, AND GREATEST FEARS!
GOOD JOB!
Seriously. Yes.
I am so glad that two people understood my ROM: Spaceknight reference. I thank you both!
Chuck and Buckminster Fuller
I.T.’s Complicated
Harry Potter and the Go-Bots of Fire
The Living Faradaylights
Faradazed and Confused
I happened upon this gif post whilst listening to New Order’s Blue Monday. I highly suggest syncing it up.
Only nerds listen to the original.
Maybe we’re are internet soulmates, but I too was listening to “Blue Monday” when I saw that. It matches so purr-fectly. Upvotes forever for New Order.
Dude has all the right moves. This dance is my constant.
Faraday Night Lights.
Akirainman
1.21 Gigli watts
The Lawnmower Man
It’s a pun on the Sam Jackson/Eugene Levy movie, “The Man”, because of how nerds love lawn care.
The LANmower Man
Kate & Leopard
@Bruges
The House That Dripped Blood On Alexander Siddig
Million Dollar Ethernet Card
Mac and Me
The Second Viennese School of Rock
Backdoor Mountain
have I killed it with this one?
If I may be so bold, I will hereby state that your BNPG entry has nothing to do with the common vernacular usage of “backdoor” to mean “rectum”, and everything to do with a hacker using a backdoor to bypass authentication and gain remote access to a computer or network.
I applaud your entry sir. +1 upvote from this super-nerd.
Excellent analysis.
And: Brokebackdoor Mountain
Brokebackdoor Mountain Dew