I knew that everyone in Hollywood were buddies, but I didn’t know that they all officiated at each other’s weddings! No wonder that place is going to fall into the ocean.

I knew that everyone in Hollywood were buddies, but I didn’t know that they all officiated at each other’s weddings! No wonder that place is going to fall into the ocean.
#SurvivorJoke
#DivorceJoke
Guests remarked about Jeff and Jenna “Their shows are both still on the air, huh”
#remarksaboutjimandpamnotgettingmarriedIRL
If there’s a big earthquake in So CA on Thursday, how will that effect ComiCon? And isn’t Gabe IN So CA on Thursday?
This guy knows

“Jeff Probst…an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church since the 1990s…” because, of course he is.
Like the rest of us when we were in high school and thought, HEY LET’S BE MINISTERS, AWESOME!
Though I guess this puts me at the same level as Jeff Probst. Quickly, I need a television show to host and a celebrity wedding to officiate.
i too have been an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church since the 2000s,
Jeff Probst, Diddy & I all share a birthday. Our parties are the best! #coincidencefame
Because they’re sponsored by Vitamin Water and the U.S. Army?
Whatever. Chloe Sevigny’s second cousin married me and my husband. (She’s from Connecticut.)
Well I married Chloe Sevigny, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Amanda Seyfriend and um the minister was um Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton since I um always get them confused

let’s try this again

Aw. I remember reading Jenna Fischer’s MySpace back in like 2007 and being excited because she responded to my comment about IKEA kids’ mac n’ cheese being better than the Target kids mac n’ cheese she was blogging about. And now she’s getting married to a famous person, by a famous person!
In other news, The Office these days: woof. Please end and let the talented people go do other things.
I’ve always thought “officiating a wedding” was a strange phrase, because, you know, sports.
do you mind if I end every sentience from now on, because, you know, sports? Just wondering, because, you know, sports.
Please do, because, you know, sports.