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I don’t know what is going on here, but your dad is pissed!
Oh crap. Dude backtraced it. Cyber-police are on their way. Consequences will definitely never be the same. You dun goofed up this time. Big time. (Thanks for the tip, Amber. P.S. Let’s enjoy this while it is this, before it becomes this [Yiiiiikes].)
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Mel really suits that moustache.
When Sam Elliot and Zooey Deschanel team up, they can really take a video viral.
who knew all it takes is messing with his teenage daughter to get Macho Man Randy Savage out of retirement.
but, really…2 questions:
1) why dont they just not let her post any more videos? problem solved. no need to get the cyber police involved.
2) they should probably get that girl clothes more appropriate for her age. the last thing i’d want my teenage daughter to look like is diablo cody.
She’s pretty.
not really, friend
LAPEDIUS!
Yeah isn’t there something on the internet about feeding trolls or something? I’ll ask the office nerd and get back to you that.
Layered up to her neck! Oh the horror!
Actually, she’s 11. Shit, she should be wearing Dora The Explorer overalls and playing outside like the CHILD she is.
It seems that she isn’t even a teenager. She’s 11. Ew, this whole thing. Also, hahahaha, because paternal anger.
“I’ve backtraced it! I’m sending the cyber police! Consequences will never be the same!”
–What my dad wrote to Steve Winwood after reading Steve’s harsher replies to me.
WHAT!? I haven’t written any harsh replies to you, friend
I know.
Doesn’t Paul look like Biebs here?
Some things never changePaul looks like Biebs here.
Some looks are forever.The ORIGINAL Justin Bieber!
upvotes forever
So dreamy.
Be careful, I hear she can do witchcraft:
Rachel True is so, so pretty.
I’m in love with her and she’s following me on Twitter. I think that counts as being married, right? Because I want to be married to her. In a gay way.
Obligatory:
Whoa.
consequences will never be the same if you don’t blow me before I burn the house down
I just want to tell that little lady that it gets better. Poor thing. I also want to tell her to run away from home because that’s not helping. I also would like to tell dad that nobody will ever scare anyone yelling from a kneeeling position. It’s simply not threatening.
travis bickle?
no one.
i was implying that YOU were travis bickle. showing sympathy for a teenage girl in an oppressive situation, and apparently also having considerable knowledge as to the best way to threaten someone.
“nobody will ever scare anyone yelling from a kneeeling position.” – famous last words before your date with me later this weekend
i would upvote this a million times if i could.
please elaborate.
Scratch that. I fully understand why a blowjob from an animatronic wolf would be terrifying. You win.
“Ah… VICTORY!” – racist asian stereotype alien character Gnute Gun-Ray in Phantom Menace as he lands on the Planet Naboo after his Trade Federation victory.
Not to get all semantic here, but that’s totally a “drop-knee” position – slightly more threatening.
A/S/L u cyber?
I find myself suddenly grateful that the internet barely existed when I was a teenager.
“It wasn’t not funny”
-Tami, Real World Los Angeles
“True stor-ay” – Jon, Real World Los Angeles
My favorite will always be Heather B’s “could you get da phone?” from season 1.
“Beyyy-th! Get outta Bed!”
-Also Jon, Real World Los Angeles.
Oh man. Do not let me meet a girl named Beth, because I am forever pronouncing that name like Jon does.
Is that child’s bra hanging out? Maybe Pops should be worried about that.
I dun alerted the bra police.
You dun good!
I don’t want to be all wetblanketgum here, but this video makes me unhappy and just reminds me of being bullied as a kid.
well, on the plus side, at least it doesn’t remind you of having terrible parents.
True!
Well, in fairness, her parents seem upset on her behalf, at some bully they want to protect her from, so, that’s love, right?
Agreed. I watched about 30 seconds and then felt really uncomfortable and complicit in her unhappiness. Can we please not make fun of this? Not today?
the oil well has been capped….doesn’t that mean we can be funny again? or should we wait for bobby jindal to go on SNL for the signal?
You know what, she posted this video! I am devoid of sympathy for someone so completely lacking in shame. I know she’s a child, but I irrationally pissed about this! GET AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER AND GO BE A KID YOU STUPID LORRY.
Upvoted fpr logic. This girl is a piece of trash, telling people to blow their brains out and catch aids. She’s eleven and swearing like a sailor, and has pics out there in scandalous semi-nude poses. Her dad is obviously a know nothing clown and his daughter appears to have followed in his footsteps.
Do you really want to call an 11 year-old girl a piece of trash? She’s a child. And like too many children she has human garbage for parents. That’s not her fault. Unforunately she will probably grow up to be trash but right now she is just the unlucky child of trash making very poor decisions because she’s probably never seen an example of a good decision from the adults in her life. Sadness-gum all around.
haha, you said the same thing that DS3M said, but somehow he is getting downvotes for saying it.
Downvoted for lack of a moral compass. She’s a dumb little girl. She thinks it’s all fun and games, she has no grasp of her behavior, she thinks she’s being a cool grownup. You have to look beyond the diablo cody hair and realize it’s actually a silly, un-self aware, small child, doing stupid small child things like being fascinated by cursing and boistering, because in their small child mind that equals being a grownup. REALITY CHECK she probably PLAYS WITH DOLLIES AND CUTS THEIR HEIR. Get a grip on yourself man.
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Her response would be “You’re just a hater-bitch! Yer jealous cuz I’m so pretty! You shud git AIDS and die!”
Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jOmYq3lh_E&feature=player_embedded&has_verified=1
See, due to having a working, human, moral compass, i don’t do “research” on encyclopedia dramatica, that is to say, hate-filled garbage pit not to be taken seriously by a working brain, and actually think i’m “doing research”. In fact i would say those who wallow in such a cess-pool of laughable “information” and then feel entitled to tell someone to shut the fuck up on a basis of being uneducated, are actual human trash. The only reason i’m on a high horse is not to wade through the shit you seem to love basking in.
Well, impugn the sources all you want. It seems like the sites I listed (which were listed below by other “WELL RESPECTED AND MOAR EDUCATED AND BETTER INFORMED MONSTERS THAN I” and copy pasted in a haste to respond to your bleeding heart sadness) seemed to cover the bases pretty well in following this shitty internet Train wreck. You want to call me human garbage, fine go ahead.
As a matter of fucking fact, why don’t you tell me what REPUTABLE news sources I should be siting in order to get a “Better Grip” on this situation and it’s timeline. In fact, why don’t you tell me where the fuck you get off telling people how much more education and heart you have? Who the fuck are you, even? I’ve seen you comment a few times and it’s always unfunny and useless. Good work, keep it up.
krasdale, I know what you mean. I think it should end when the dad is done ranting. I dont want to watch little girls cry
Agreed.
Sometimes you’re silly, but you’re good people, Steve Winwood. You’re pretty on the inside.
Yeah, I really don’t see what’s funny about this. I mean, I get that the dad says goofy things, and the internet isn’t a truck, so haha. But also his daughter is sobbing, so his reaction seems pretty understandable.
Especially with a yikes joke about teen suicide? Because calling attention to the fact that kids have killed themselves because they were being bullied so badly makes this particular case of bullying funnier? Ugh.
I agree, especially seeing as we live in a time where kids are killing themselves because of cyber-bullying. At least her parents have enough sense to get angry on her behalf. What’s sad is that she’s now subject to the mocking by the entire internet.
I actually regret that this video is on Videogum (which is my favourite site and of a refuge from the drudgery of each day).
I always felt this site was about taking the piss out of people who willingly put themselves in the limelight for personal glory. This kid seems to be desperately trying to get bullies off her back.
I get why her dad went nuts.
It’s totally my fault for watching this all the way through but it’s completely horrible and not funny.
‘a refuge’ not ‘of a refuge’. Because that doesn’t make ‘of sense’.
I work for the Cyber Police and we have not gotten a call.
I believe the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE.
NSFW Backstory: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter
Good link, thanks.
This is not as detailed but it is safe for work:
http://techie-buzz.com/watch-online/kerligirl13-hot-on-google-search-kerligirl13-videos.html
Much better SFW link: http://gawker.com/5589103/how-the-internet-beat-up-an-11+year+old-girl
I looked at this last night (I can’t pull it up now to verify because I’m at work) and clicked through to her youtube page. If I remember correctly she is a huge Brokencyde fan.
This link makes me feel five million years old.
NSFCs either. For God’s sake – MALWARE!
I looked into what this is all about and basically the internet should go to jail.
I agree. While she said a bunch of stupid stuff, we have to realize she is just a child. People who are able to order Craiglists hookers to her home address are TOO OLD to be bullying.
Yeah, this is all a pretty big bummer. Is it 4chan? I didn’t understand most of the words in the article so I’m pretty sure it’s 4chan. Ugh.
I’m glad she told she was crying her eyes out, because I hadn’t noticed.
This looks like an SVU episode waiting to happen
Did you ever see that one based on SecondLife?
It was like…this guy abducted a girl in the 70s and kept her hostage and then murdered her or something. Then he starts hanging around this SecondLife type game where underage stripper avatars are and one looks like the girl he abducted so he finds out who plays her and abducts her and holds HER hostage.
Ripped from the headlines. Of a really shitty newspaper.
no but I did see the one where the 15ish year old kid had a child porn site and was pimping his younger brother because his dad molested him, same difference
“Another YOUniverse”
I love SVU, but their hilarious adaptations of these types of things combined with Ice-T’s ridiculous one-liners make for some good comedy.
“TURN ON THE SUN!” was my favorite SVU line ever*.
(*besides “Come here, baby, you smell good” in the one about the kid with Aspberger’s. But that was mostly due to its constant and increasingly hilarious repetition.)
Oh from “Savant?” That little girl was brilliant.
uhmm yessir! That’s the one. “Come here, baby, you smell good” enjoyed a solid and inappropriate run as a catchphrase amongst my friends and me. The end!
This is kinda sad, but I’m really glad it’s all over the internet. It’s bound to get better for this gal. Maybe Jay Leno will throw her a bone and start following her twitter!
Maybe Roman Polanski will follow her and bone nevermind I’m going to jail now
Yikes. YIKES!!!! This is sadface and LOL all at once. Also a great form of birth control.
I was just going to say the same thing – it’s especially birth controly when you look at the chat video here:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jessi-slaughter-you-dun-goofd-the-consquences-will-never-be-the-same
this is what kids do now?????
Man, kids are so much meaner when it’s anonymous. No more internets for them.
I guess she was a
Hot Topc
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
It’s actually pronounced: “SSSSSSSSSSKKKRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!”
“Topc”
Dyslexic Caruso puts on his coloured glasses.
Seriously, what is wrong with the internet and the world this week? Did you just get together and decide “Let’s make sure gobblegirl is inundated with things that, when all put together, will slowly erode her faith in humanity”? Because that’s what’s happening.
Plus it’s raining.
At least they might have plugged the hole in the ocean (though only after the sea-poisoning, livlihood-wrecking, marsh-destroying horse had bolted).
It’s making me feel oollllldd, because apparently this stuff is funny? Because this is a humor blog? And people make jokes about things? But this week everything just made me sad or angry? I’m talking like a Valley Girl?
Well, let’s all be glad they plugged the hole in the ocean and enjoy our weekends, no?
Agreed. This shit is horrible. Really fuel to the fire. “Enjoy this while we can”?! Who the fuck gets pleasure out of watching an 11-year-old girl CRYING?
Apparently a lot of people.
I expected better from Videogum.
This is how lonelygirl15 should have ended
I miss the old Cyber-police.
I’m guessing her dad has threatened Carl Monday at some point in his life.
three months too late for my presentation on cyberbullying. in graduate school.
I hate this so much.
Just read the back story and I think we need to shut it down, but this is a post for seriousgum.
I’ll agree that this is a trifle seriousgum, but not the part where internet trolls sent 100 PIZZAS to her house.
Oh dear. Please do not attempt to fight 4chan with a crazy mustached dad saying crazy things.
…But will the dad sue them in FEDERAL COURT????
Real talk, though: this video makes me sad because i do not like to see little girls cry, regardless of the fact that the dad is saying hilarious things.
I hate this. This is a young girl (who has stated that she’s ELEVEN YEARS OLD by the way) who has done some stupid things on the Internet and has gotten a load of shit and done the logical thing of telling her parents about it.
There is absolutely nothing funny about this video. Much like Gabe’s recent True Blood recaps.
Boo-urns. (second part only btw)
Ah man, if Colonel Leroy Jenkins, Commissioner Dramatic Chipmunk or Sergeant Star Wars Kid’s on the case then you are in deep shit.
the internet is destroying preteens lives? thank god they have responsible adults as parents to help them with there internet
Blegh.
Can we make a pact (as a family) to keep Videogum and 4chan forever separate?
holy
i mean, like major
if i were her father i’d be calling the Cyber Police on my own daughter…
Maybe the clouds from this week will break and we’ll have double rainbows again next week?
She is LITERALLY torn, guys. Who does she think she is, Natalie Imbruglia?
She’s a child, you idiot
i just want to know what the consequences will be, since they aren’t going to be the same and all.
When i read these comments i can conclude that most believe that she deserved her punishment for dressing “that way”.. that’s disgusting.
She’s 11. she’s supposed to dress ridiculously and push the boundaries.. making an 11 year old girl cry is bad.
This comment seems really out of touch. You might as well say that people here are Roman Polanski fans.
“She’s 11. she’s supposed to dress ridiculously and push the boundaries.”
What? you are fucking crazy.
….ergle, I think a more accurate summary of the less sympathetic side of this ‘debate’ would note that it stems from her original video in which she tell all her ‘haters’ to ‘suck a dick, get AIDS and die’ and that she will put a gun in their mouths and ‘make a brain slushie.’
I do not fall on the less sympathetic side, just pretty sure it’s not based on her silly and oversexualized clothes.
This whole situation makes me feel sad and old and scared and gross and very gross and pretty much ready to rip out my womb with my bare hands. I’ll sterilize them first so no people worry.
She is 11, you push boundaries in College. Trolls will go after three things: people who post stupid videos, people that seek attention, Obama. She is two of those three things.
Oh, ok. She deserved it. I get it now!
BUT WHICH TWO!?
WE’RE ALL SO SMART HERE! We can mock a handful of turns of phrase a father trying to protect his child goofed up in a rage! Fun AND funny!
I would like to request that this post/video is taken off the site. By posting and commenting on it, we all become complicit in the bullying of an 11 year-old. Clearly (based on the link at the bottom of the post), we are all aware of the damaging and fatal effects that cyber-bullying can have– it is neither funny nor entertaining. To say that she is asking for it by having posted the video to begin with is ridiculous. She is a child, not even in her teens, and cannot be expected to possess the reason/maturity to be held responsible for this. Judging by the way the internet (and this site) has reacted to this poor girl actually makes me glad that my only bullies in middle school were a handful of popular kids. I am still dealing with the psychological effects 12 years later, so I can only imagine what this kid will have to go through in the coming years.
Thanks to everyone who said that this video made them uncomfortable. You give me faith in people.
This.
Please.
Make it happen.
I also sign your petition.
I have five nieces ranging in ages from 13 years to 6 months old. THIS video makes ME cry.
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She. Is. Eleven. If this was a video that only made fun of her father, that would be one thing, but it is not. This is a video of a CHILD who is desperate to get an entire internet of bullies off her back. She has been called a slut, harassed over the phone, and has even had craigslist call girls sent to her home, which I guess is okay because “she wants attention.” This isn’t about her parents. It’s about a little girl. Have some fucking compassion.
you are right. brain slushies for everyone.
I think this is the first day all week that Videogum has not had a Mel Gibson post…so instead we get treated to this garbage.
I’m not going to tell a professional blogger how to blog on his blog, but I do reserve the right to offer constructive criticism. This is lame, Gabe. Please less of this and Mel Gibson; more trampoline accidents and making fun of Chace Crawford. Thanks.
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This new Todd Solondz movie looks great!
This is Steve Winwood’s Choice for Comment of the Week(TM)
Whoa! I bet those cyber-bullies didn’t count on her dad being a huge computer geek who can backtrace anything!
Why the hell is she weeping? Perhaps I can help her.
Cho Yung Tea
A lot of people take this video in different ways. Some feel bad for her because she is being bullied, and some, like me, laugh at this video and take it as a complete joke. When I first watched it, I did feel bad. Then, I saw some of her other videos. Granted she is 11, but she does NOT act her age. She needs a serious reality-check. =/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRaXKZ5jX4M