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Yikes. If anything, this ad might be TOO effective. George Washington was President? Good point! It’s weird that we haven’t kicked Barack Obama out of office and installed President Glenn Beck in his place right now. 2012? That is, like, a thousand years away! “Sorry, Mr. President, we know there’s usually a constitutional precedent for these kinds of things, but as you can see, this lady’s face.” Their website also makes a lot of very solid arguments. I found the MS Paint animation of Obama talking with a Radiohead voice about “shout outs to Uncle Sam” (?!) to be particularly effective. Also effective: bright pink zoot suit hats! (Thanks for the tip, Daniel.)
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re: their website
Wow, cool program that turns words that I typed into a robot voice! -Me 1989
Dr. Sbaitso for president! -Me 1994 (I was a few years behind in discovering robot-voiced computer programs)
Fitter. Happier. More productive.
I would have expected any fan of Beck’s to begin crying with overwhelmed emotion, but I doubt her face is capable.
face? i thought it was a spray-painted baseball mitt
I would not want to be the little boy who oiled up that mitt, stuck a baseball in it, tied it up with string, and kept it under his pillow while he slept.
the only thing more terrifying than her face is her crazy worm filled brain that came up with this idea.
Can we get Mel Gibson to call her?
More like, “What can we get Mel Gibson to call her?”
The man’s creative, I’ll give him that much.
As long as The Overton Window replaces U.S. History books in public schools, I see no problem with this endorsement.
GB 2012! Yes We Can!
ALSO: Save the USA tag sale!
Freedom ain’t free, so buy my Gucci shoes or whatever.
I really hope that’s the same girl from the “How to trick people into thinking you’re good looking” video.
It’s not working.
Well at least we know that somewhere in flyover country there is a plastic surgeon who supports Obama.
There’s no way that lady doesn’t live in Florida.
she probably teased the panther too much
TWSS
Medusa called, she wants her face back.
AW SICK BURN ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You showed her
You’re just mad that we’re making fun of your girlfriend.
WHAAAAAAAATTTT!??? Aw come on, guy! That’s not my girlfriend!!!
Yeah guys, they only went to Joe’s Crab Shack once. That makeout session doesn’t count.
“_0001,” feels like a threat.
I knew it was a bad sign when the Electric Mayhem played that McCain/Palin rally.
All I saw was:
That went horribly wrong. Let me try again:
I was seeing more of those scary clear masks with the makeup sprayed on that people use in the movies to rob banks. . . except for permanent and more terrifying.
Beck in 2012? Sure. The world’s supposed to end anyway.
Pretty sure she’s using a teleprompter.
I’m imagining Glenn Beck watching this, getting aroused, and growling, “Lady, don’t tease the panther.”
EXCUSE ME?
i said – nice makeup
She looks like a caricature drawing a mediocre artist would draw at the Tallahassee Fair.
Her eyes look haunted
Her eyebrows are just plain possessed.
Right after this video finished, the American flag behind her vomited with rage.
Are you sure you don’t want to support them by purchasing the “Gucci Vintage TV Guide Holder”? Or the “Gucci Cigarette Case and Lighter Case”? Are you sure? Are. You. Sure.
Anyone else notice the similarity between this woman and rob cordry in the Children’s Hospital ad next to the video? It’s uncanny.
Your Girlfriend is quite the political activist.
When she got close to the camera I actually recoiled. I can’t decided if I want to kill her with fire or offer friendly advice regarding that eyebrow situation she’s got going on.
You’re in charge of eyebrows, I’ll start organizing the lipliner intervention. Does somebody want to tackle the bronzer challenge?
Can we agree that she’s probably not going to budge on the eyeliner? She strikes me as a woman who is veeeerrry attached to that eyeliner.
There’s got to be a convention for people who use makeup like this, otherwise, how do they have the courage (is that the word?) to carry on. There was a woman who went to the same church I was forced to go to as a kid, and she had even deeper a makeup habbit; I was horrified by her.
I think the conventions would be led by the Btron woman with the hot pants, scooter, and crazy blue hair.
George Washington’s portrait is annoyed by this woman, and it is just pixels of a photograph of some paint.
Note to self for the commute home: stay away from Main Street. The “orange cougar clownwhore parade” is blocking traffic.
She’s pretty.
Even Obama’s checking her out!
pretty ugly!
NOOOOOO!
So the mailing address for this campaign (snicker) is Save The USA, P.O. BOX 2012, Torrington, CT 06790. So my question to you monsters is, can you request a post office box number, or was this the hand of God?
Isn’t George Washington’s only claim to fame being the first white president? (Get it?)
I agree, Glenn Beck is the perfect president to usher us into 2012, and oblivion.
We should all sign this petition folks. The Republicans presenting Glen Beck as their nominee in 2012 would be hilarious, unless he won, but either way, it’s 2012, let’s go out laughing (and crying)!
Glenn Beck needs youuuuuu!
Present-day Joan Holloway looks awful.
That scares me
I’m sorry I ever taught my mom how to use a webcam.
God dammit America! That’s it, you’re grounded.
I’m pretty sure that was just viral marketing for nightmares.
Just sayin’:
Did anyone else get a huge Andy Kaufman vibe?
I didn’t realize you only needed a mouse to use websites. Guess I won’t be needing this anymore!
*hurls computer out window*