Whoa. The nominees for the 2010 Emmy Awards (August 29th, hosted by Jimmy Fallon) have been announced. How did that happen? Caught me slipping, ENTIRE YEAR! It seems like just yesterday I was getting so mad about Jon Cryer winning the biggest award you can possibly win in television for his work on Two and a Half Men. Oh, he’s nominated for Outsanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series again this year? Perfect. I hope he wins, and as soon as he accepts his Moon Man (as far as I am concerned, all awards are “Moon Men”) a man in a tuxedo comes out on stage and says “Goodnight, everyone, the Emmys are over forever.” And no one ever wins another Emmy again, because we all have agreed that they’re worthless. There are some good nominees this year, though. Locke! Christina Hendricks! Kristen Wiig! COACH TAYLOR! MRS. COACH TAYLOR! And a very special congratulations to our 100th most powerful celebrity, Mariska Harigtay on her nomination.

Sometimes it is funny that it is 2010, an age of instant information and infinitely segmented popular culture delivering highly targeted entertainment to niche audiences, and yet we still have grandiose awards ceremonies so that the casts of Damages and The Big Bang Theory can feel like it was all worth it. Like their time on Earth is not an exercise in absurdity. Like there isn’t a hole in the fucking ocean. Silly!

Full list of nominees after the jump:

Outstanding Comedy Series
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Glee
Modern Family
Nurse Jackie
The Office
30 Rock

Outstanding Drama Series
Breaking Bad
The Good Wife
Dexter
Mad Men
True Blood
Lost

Outstanding Leading Actress in a Comedy
Lea Michele – Glee
Julia Louis-Dreyfus – The New Adventures of Old Christine
Edie Falco – Nurse Jackie
Amy Poehler – Parks and Recreation
Toni Collette – United States of Tara
Tina Fey – 30 Rock

Outstanding Leading Actor in a Comedy
Steve Carell – The Office
Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock
Larry David – Curb Your Enthusiasm
Matthew Morrison – Glee
Jim Parsons – The Big Bang Theory
Tony Shalhoub – Monk

Outstanding Leading Actor in a Drama
Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall – Dexter
Jon Hamm – Mad Men
Hugh Laurie – House
Kyle Chandler – Friday Night Lights
Matthew Fox – Lost

Outstanding Leading Actress in a Drama
Glenn Close – Damages
Mariska Hargitay – Law & Order: SVU
January Jones – Mad Men
Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife
Connie Britton – Friday Night Lights

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Jeff Bridges – A Dog Year
Ian McKellen – The Prisoner
Michael Sheen – The Special Relationship
Dennis Quaid – The Special Relationship
Al Pacino- You Don’t Know Jack

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Maggie Smith – Capturing Mary
Joan Allen – Georgia O’Keeffe
Dame Judi Dench – Return To Cranford
Hope Davis – The Special Relationship
Claire Danes – Temple Grandin

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Chris Colfer – Glee
Neil Patrick Harris – How I Met Your Mother
Jesse Tyler Ferguson – Modern Family
Eric Stonestreet – Modern Family
Ty Burrell – Modern Family
Jon Cryer – Two and a Half Men

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
Aaron Paul – Breaking Bad
Martin Short – Damages
Terry O’Quinn – Lost
Michael Emerson – Lost
John Slattery – Mad Men
Andre Braugher – Men of a Certain Age

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Michael Gambon – Emma
Patrick Stewart – Hamlet
Jonathan Pryce – Return to Cranford
David Strathairn – Temple Grandin
John Goodman – You Don’t Know Jack

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jane Lynch – Glee
Julie Bowen – Modern Family
Sofia Vergara – Modern Family
Kristen Wiig – Saturday Night Live
Jane Krakowski – 30 Rock
Holland Taylor – Two and a Half Men

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Sharon Gless – Burn Notice
Rose Byrne – Damages
Archie Panjabi – The Good Wife
Christine Baranski – The Good Wife
Christina Hendricks – Mad Men
Elisabeth Moss – Mad Men

Outstanding Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List
MythBusters
Undercover Boss

Outstanding Reality Competition Program
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
Top Chef

Comments (97)
  1. There is a hole in the ocean!? Why has no one mentioned this before?

  2. Brandy and Ray J: A Family Business was robbed, I tell you. ROBBED!

  3. Seems like something’s missing…what could it be…

    Oh right.

  4. You missed two other interesting nominations:
    Betty White nominated for Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series
    The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien nominated for Outstanding Variety, Music, or Comedy Series

  5. Let’s petition for Betty White to win every category.

  6. Here’s another clue for you all,
    The best supporting actor in a drama is Paul

  7. Also: there are plenty of disappointments on this list (Nurse Jackie but no Community or Parks and Rec? REALLY?), but for me the worst offense is snubbing Vincent Kartheiser for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series. Forget it, EMMYS! It’s Pete Campbell Town!

  8. Ugh. Kathy Griffin? Dancing with the Stars? Barf. Though I guess I shouldn’t waste my precious time being offended by an awards show I wasn’t going to watch anyway.

  9. I wonder if it’s a sign that Matthew Fox is dead last in the order of Outstanding Actors.

    • More like a pity vote since it was LOST’s last season. Everyone knows Fox is nothing without his fake beard anyway. Matthew Fox and his fake beard were the Nicholas and May of whiny emo bullshit acting.

  10. Who cares about the Emmys when this is happening:

    (note: this has been modified)

  11. Congrats, Ed O’Neill, you are the only adult actor on Modern Family not nominated. Personally, I think Rico Rodriguez should have been nominated because someone needs to bring style back to the Emmy’s.

  12. I like how The New Adventures Of Old Christine was nominated for an Emmy AFTER the series has been canceled. Maybe The Big Bang Theory can posthumously accept the award for them.

  13. Oh, Antiques Roadshow. Although, at my awards ceremony that would be placed in the “Outstanding Programme for Old People.”

  14. Don’t the same shows/actors get nominated every year? Why do people even watch the Emmys? DO people even watch the Emmys?

  15. Nurse Jackie is supposed to be a comedy? I thought it was attempting to create a new genre: anticipatory train wreck.

  16. I actually think that Cryer has a good chance of winning again this year. It’s a demographic fluke. The Modern Family vote is split three ways and the gay vote is split four ways. I think Ty Burrell is probably the best of the nominees, but he loses MF votes to the gay/MF hybrid voters, and he has to split the awesome vote with NPH. The bland industry vote will take it in a walk.

  17. What is it with the Emmys and The Office? The Office is not very good any more, Emmys! Parks and Rec or Community seem like much better choices.

    But yay for you, Chris Colfer!

  18. I am so excited that Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton finally got frigging nominated! Nothing else matters.

  19. I feel that Breaking Bad should win everything. Everything.

  20. Oscars ÷ Latin Grammys + Cable Ace Awards³ = Emmys

  21. a) No Community? What?

    b) THIS HAD BETTER FINALLY BE MICHAEL EMERSON’S YEAR

    c) Community???

    d) I’m really confused by Patrick Stewart being nominated for Hamlet, which means they are counting the English televised production of the Royal Shakespeare Company’s version from two years ago, which means somehow David Tennant did not get nominated for lead actor in a miniseries for his astounding work as Hamlet. Either that or there have been multiple versions of Hamlet recently and Patrick Stewart was in them all. Which would not surprise me.

    e) Community :(

  22. this Emmy comedians roundtable feat. Aziz Ansari, Ed Helms, Neil Patrick Harris, Ty Burrell, Ted Danson and Jim Parsons is great:
    http://bit.ly/axeD91

  23. Anyone crunch the numbers and figure out if anyone can go EGOTS on August 29th?

  24. If only I got tomorrow’s newspaper today…on august 28th I could be psyched about the coach taylor win. Clear eyes full hearts can’t lose!

  25. Also, Tony Shaloub needs to stop being nominated for Best Actor. That show was TERRIBLE in its last season. Seriously, do the nominators just not watch new television (except for OMGLEEEEEEEEEE)?

    (not hating on Glee, I like it, but Community is better.)

  26. I am upset that Zach Gilford (who was first snubbed for his work in Post-Grad) is not nominated for an Emmy. He was so good! This is worse than when JD McCoy took over for him as QB1.

  27. No nomination for Fringe’s John Noble? Walter Bishop is NOT happy.

  28. Also worth mentioning, Friday Night Lights was nominated for outstanding casting and Outstanding Writing.

  29. Jane Lynch wins all the Emmys, Oscars, Grammys, and Moon Men. The end.

  30. Is anyone else psyched about “Nurse Jackie” getting some nominations? I wish they hadn’t overlooked Merritt Weaver, she was so great this year.

    And yay! Chris Colfer! I wanted to give him an Emmy for “Rose’s Turn” alone.

  31. no party down? no bored to death? no ron fucking swanson or aziz ansari? shouldn’t true blood be in the comedy list?

    so many questions.

  32. I hope Modern Family takes all the surfboards.

  33. Not to worry, community fans. Abed will re-enact the 2010 Emmys, casting the study group as all the winners, unless life is actually unfair or something. I will be slightly disappointed if Dan Harmon doesn’t win a write in campaign of some sort. Dan Harmon = The Best. No lack of a moon man can take that away from him.

  34. Can someone answer a question for me? Is Modern Family THAT good? Does it really need THREE whole nominations for best supporting actor while the likes of Rainn Wilson, Aziz Ansari, Donald Glover, Chevy Chase, Charlie Day, Chris Pratt, and especially Nick Offerman go completely unnoticed? This is really irritating since I have never watched Modern Family.

    Also, Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton deserve every Emmy, ever.

    • You know, I think it is. Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, and Ty Burrell are all so great on that show.

      I do agree with some of the people on your list though – I think all of those dudes (with the exception of Chevy Chase, sorry) were robbed. If only they could nominate as many people who deserved it.

  35. They didn’t nominate him

    But did nominated this.

    A definitely not rare miss, Emmys.

  36. Good to see Antiques Roadshow up against similar shows such as Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. Actually, it’s just good to see Antiques Roadshow working again.

  37. H. Jon Benjamin got nominated for best voice-over performance in Archer! Also, I can’t wait to watch all those mini series and made-for-TV-movies so I will know what the fuck they are!

  38. So I’m the only one who really, really likes Justified?

  39. big congrats to coach and mrs. taylor but no love for f’ing MATT SARACEN!?!

  40. wait…Monk is still a show?

  41. So, the Emmys work like the All-Star game, right? Because Community totally = Joey Votto.

  42. You mean Family Guy wasn’t nominated for outstanding comedy series? BULLSHIT!

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