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The world is changed, you can feel it in the water. Literally. (Lord of the Ugh.) But seriously, we live in a vastly different world even from the one we lived in just 12 months ago. For one thing, the ocean is 3/4 oil now. Also: iPads. Also: Avatar. Also: Justin Bieber. Also: Team Conan. The list goes on and on, from the advent of Pajama Jeans to the discovery of the elusive Double Rainbow, the march of progress has carried us ever forward since this time last year.
And yet, as the great Banjoman Frainkloin once said, “nothing is certain but death and taxes and people on reality TV needlessly explaining that they are not here to make friends.” And so: the more things change the more things stay the same, and with that in mind, Videogum is proud to join Rich FourFour in presenting this year’s Annual Supercut of Idiots Saying “I’m Not Here to Make Friends”:
Haha. Et tu, ICE ROAD TRUCKERS?!
See you in 2011!
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“I’m not here to make friends.” –Everyone on Friendster.
This just confirms my desire to create a reality show where the goal is to make as many friends as possible.
Well, that’s kind of what “To Catch A Predator” was, except, you know, with pedophiles.
So someone who’s on a show to become Paris Hilton’s best friend isn’t there to make friends?
So reality tv is the opposite of school? sounds about right
Fine. I’ll say it, loud and proud. I’m here to make friends. I enjoy knitting and Dr. Who. Any takers? I make a damn fine pie, if that helps.
Oh, please be my friend.
I wish the writers would let Amy be great. She seems all right but all they give her to do is “scared, in a small skirt” or “angry, in a small skirt” and it’s lame. Why won’t you let Amy be great, writers?
I’ll be your friend, but you have to like Canadians.
I think Matt Smith is really ugly and the bowtie is stupid. I love Tennant and Eccleston a million times more. Can I be in your friend club still?
Um, ugly? Did you see those legs in the “ooh can the Doctor play football” scene in The Lodger? GIRL. He is super-adorable, I want to ruffle his hair.
Bowties are cool.
Just as long as it’s not a crotchload of friends because that’s just weird.
But yeah, let’s be friends! LOL
Some people need to refresh their 90s.
In England they say: “I’m not here to make Coupling.” #iamsorry
In England, they call friends lorries. (Am I doing it right?)
“i’m not here to make chums.”
The subtle yellow half circles on the border of this pic keep throwing me off. I’ve tried cleaning off my screen like 4 times today. Fool me once, shame on you…fool me twice, shame on me.
“Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me twice… can’t get fooled again.” – George W. Bush.
Remember when Bush was the butt of every joke ever? But now there’s a hole in the ocean and everyone’s buying pajama jeans like hot cakes and it’s like we forgot all about the W-itticisms.
“Wait are you not here to make friends? thats so weird ive never heard that before. Im really surprised because almost all reality show contestants want to make friends” – no one in the world ever
I’m not here to make upvotes.
Well, who would want to make friends with people who are just going to throw you under the bus?
“I wasn’t here to make friends, which made this cycle of ANTM…the most surprising one of all.”- Doogie Howser as America’s Toppest Model
Nope, Not here for that Shit…
We should all be so lucky to find a crotchful of friends in this world that make us happy.
A tip of the hat to the America’s Next Top Model contestant who managed to say “I’m not here to make friends” and “I’m not fake” back-to-back.
I wish I had some friends.
Not these people though. I don’t wanna be their friend.
Is there a reality show yet where people ARE there, just to make friends? America’s Next Top Congeniality Runway Chef Show?
I would make a Whodini joke, but I’m fairly certain it wouldn’t be as well received as I would like.
“How Many Of us Have Them?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tECCvdWEweA
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Jennifer Aniston Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow are all pretty
Ok, teach, I’m at $124,300.00 how Much more money do you have?
Also, Next Monster Mash, In Missouri, at Werttrew’s Mansion, We’re taking jets chartered by mr money ba-
Wait, I’m not here to make friends with you people…
I haven’t seen this much alienation since Caan and Patinkin were out busting the jabluka ring of greater Los Angeles, okay?
Dennis Miller posts are a rare treat. Does Dice Clay post here?
I love fake Dennis Miller jokes almost as much as an obscure historical figure referred to by a casual nickname loved a thing they were somewhat famous for enjoying. Know what I mean, chacha?
I would like to see a reality show where the winner goes on to become an action movie star.
“We’ve got company.”
“Well, I’m sure not going to be friends with any of them.”
“In order to win this competition, you have to literally throw the other guy under the bus.” Etc.
There already was one. It was called Next Action Star and it aired on NBC in 2004.
I DID come here to make a crotch full of friends, in fact.
“I’m not here to make friends.”
- me, to the annoying stranger on my four-hour flight
I haven’t watched the video yet, but can someone tell me if Steve Winwood made an appearance?
I am here to make friends.
…wait for it…
PSYCHE! Just kiddin’, I don’t actually give a care, and I’m not here to make friends. – Plagarist Commentator
Man there are a lot of hot skanky chicks on reality TV.
No wonder this is turning into garbage world. No one wants to make friends!
Time to reprioritize, planet earth.
Fine, but you didn’t say anything about CROTCH FULL OF FRIENDS! Oh wait..
“I’m not here to not make friends with the klu klux klan” – mel gibson
“Better to reign in Hell, than make friends. I’m not here for that.”
- Satan, Milton’s Paradise Lost
Someone should make a reality show where the whole point is to see who can make the most friends. I bet somebody would still accidentally say ‘I’m not here to make friends.’
I’m not here. To make friends, please leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
I wonder what Louis C.K would think about “a crotch full of friends”? Once he’s done with figuring out the dick thing, I mean.
What do you think about that cleavage, Paul?
