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EXT. ENGLAND – DAY
Wayne and Garth walk side by side on the way to get some fish and chips.
WAYNE
Allo mate, bloody hell, innit?!
GARTH
Oy! Cunt!
WAYNE
I’m just a chimney sweep I is.
GARTH
Football!
WAYNE
The Queen.
GARTH
Shite.
Just then a lorry drives by.
WAYNE
Game off.
And scene. (Image via TheHighDefinite.)
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Cheerio Wayne did you ever find the lads in Monty Python attractive when they dressed like lasses?
Wow! What a totally amazing, excellent discovery!
…INNIT!!
Zang.
In England, they call it Zed.
Wayne & Garth see an attractive young woman walk by.
Wayne & Garth at the same time.
Schuwing!
Hey! That’s me!
[[ lorries lorries lorries ]]
But they already went to England in the second one! Everyone knows you don’t rehash the same exotic location twice, Gabe.
“She’s pretty”
~ Monster imitating Steve Winwood
“NOOOOOO!!!”
~ Steve Winwood
There, now I’ve saved everyone a whole two comments. Aint I nice?
No, only one since you condensed 2 comments down to 1.
#pedantgum
Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Carousing hour! Most pleasing!
*air cello*
Is this one of Myers’ deleted scenes from Inglourious Basterds? Because I have other ideas for Mike Myers scenes to delete in that movie.
“Do on, Wayne!”
“Carry on, Garth!”
Sorted, mate.
If that third person in the photo is, in fact, Shia Labuff, brought in to punch up this once great film franchise, I will be very very upset
if you don’t believe in bigfoot…then i’m pretty sure you won’t believe in wayne and garth
Private Garth: I have a plan, sir, to really give the Kaiser what for, and win fair maiden Cassandra’s love again in the process!
Captain Wayne: Really Garth? A cunning and subtle one?
Private Garth: Yes sir, indeed.
Captain Wayne: As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
Private Garth: By jove it is.
Captain Wayne: A plan so cunning that, were it to be take the nature of an animal, it would surely be that of a fox, and would by hunted as such in places such as France, and indeed, in Britannia HERSELF?!!
Private Garth: I dare say so sir.
wait til the real wayne sees this…
I haven’t seen this movie, but there is a laundromat by my house called Wayne’s Wash World.
head over to netflix or blockbuster or the bargain bin at a target… whatever you need to do, but you should totally watch this movie! i haven’t seen it in a long time, so this might be terrible advice.
Not terrible advice at all! Great movie!
Oh, also I’ve seen those DirecTV ads with that guy doing something not funny. Are you sure?
Well the DirecTV ads are from Wayne’s World 2 and you should definitely never ever watch that.
No matter how much you’re left at the edge of your seat by the cliffhanger at the end of Wayne’s World, the sequel is truly awful.
(Please see Wayne’s World, asap)
Wayne’s World 2 is just as good, if not better than Wayne’s World. I’ll let THE BEST, aka Roger Ebert, explain:
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19931210/REVIEWS/312100303/1023
That Queen Elizabeth is a babe. She’s magically babelicious. She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.
Wayne: Ay’geeezzaa, wanna go down the ringo and get Mickey Monk?
Garth: Oh Aw’Roight.