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  1. I consider Jonah Hex to be the greatest insult to movies of all time.

    *rereads headline*

    I stand by my comment.

  2. They forgot “Plagiarist Commentator” from Psyche Just Kidding-The Steve Winwood Story starring Gary Busey

  3. “You’re an inanimate fucking object!” is what my tombstone will read.

  4. I watched this earlier – I think via your precious huffington post blog – and was mildly disappointed (in so much as it is appropriate to be disappointed in something that you didn’t pay hard earned money for and weren’t really expecting anyway?). Glengarry Glenn Ross is my favorite movie – more so even than Gummo – and to just take a few edited cuts of much longer insults and stick them in a montage of lamer fare is kind of lacking in the reverence that I demand for vintage, Pulitzer-era Mamet. Well, that’s the end of my rant, friends. Cock a doodle doo, good day to you, sirs and maams.

  5. No, YOU are.

  6. The greatest movie insult of all time was the Johnny Knoxville classic “The Ringer.” Really, that was just an insult to pretty much every person who saw it.

  7. “I seen your mother kicking a can down the street. I said ‘What you doin’?’ and she said ‘Moving’” – White Men Can’t Jump. “Yo Mama” jokes are the best.

    Also, “If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he’d be pralines and dick.” – Wayne’s World.

  8. That bit from Ghandi was fucking shocking.

  9. They missed “You’re a virgin who can’t drive!” (RIP)

  10. “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”

    “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

    “….no!”

  11. Wow, the clips from “The Sandlot” and “Ghostbusters” really sum up the gist of these ten minutes the best — there truly is no greater horror to a Hollywood screenwriter than being a girl and not having a dick.

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