I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought to myself “ENOUGH WITH THIS KITCHEN, WHERE IS A MACHINE FROM MR. T THAT I CAN USE TO MAKE GARBAGE FOOD.” Just kidding, I can tell you how many times. Zero times!

(via BWE)

I like that Mr. T “challenged some friends” to make this for him. Totally. That’s just how friends are. Always challenging each other to invent shitty ovens. I think more friendships should involve challenges and ridiculous inventions with the word Turbo in them. Just as a fun, marketable celebration of how much we all like each other.

Comments (3)
  1. d-w  |   Posted on Sep 5th, 2008 0

    Can you imagine how many people turned down the spokesperson role before they settled on Mr. T?

  2. Isn’t this three heat microwave idea the same invention for GE that got Jack Donaghy his job on The Girlie Show in 30 Rock??? Could Jack be the challenged friend” Mr. T refers to?

  3. kittenpants  |   Posted on Sep 5th, 2008 +1

    Ok, but I would totally buy one if I were a millionaire. If I had a million dollars, the infomercials would see me coming. I would fill my kitchen with egg waves, magic bullets and mr. t ovens. Because THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

    Luckily, there’s like 0 danger of me becoming a millionaire, and subsequently a reclusive former-millionaire buried alive under a pile of retarded nonsense gadgetry and packing peanuts.

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