I do think it is important to remember that R. Kelly once videotaped himself URINATING ON A CHILD. But otherwise this is very inspiring and uplifting, yes. (Via ONTD.)
Note to R Kelly: bright yellow jumpsuit not helping.
Right after they wrapped this video R. Kelly was caught urinating on an underage Prawn.
Oh you win.
Wait, how did Sylvester end up in South Africa?
And then some ref’s calling a penaltyyyy,
and NO ONE knows,
what the penalty IS,
so I pull out my gun…
“Mr. Kelly, some dyslexic guy named RAED already filmed a video in this hole. I think we need a fresh idea”
“fine, i’ll just go up to my thinkin’ roof.”
**goes to roof**
“man, i could pee on a lotta chicks from here…”
R. Kelly is looking old. I mean old in general, not just relative to his sex partners.
“what kinda house does R.Kelly live in? a tee-pee! Get it?” – me (age 5)
“Go fuck yourself.” – Nelson Mandela
I prefer his “Sign of a Court Victory” video where he buys his way out of child rape charges. The one directed by Roman Polanski.
Ugh. I just can’t help it. As is the case with almost every other R. Kelly song, I kind of love it despite myself.
Everyone knows that South Africa is the rape capital of the world right? Everyone also knows that R Kelly was charged with statutory rape (“not rape rape” -Whoopi Goldberg) right? Its like the World Cup organizers picked the absolutely worst person they could think of to right a song and perform it in South Africa.
“”it’s ‘write a song’ not ‘right a song’”
– Steve Winwood”
-Me, using Steve Winwood, b/c incorrect grammar is a pet peeve.
No, they hired him to pick up a song that had fallen over and put it back on its feet.
Sorry. I’ve been especially careless today. I REFUSE to proof read my comments posted on a blog (its symbolic). If I am having an especially sloppy day, these are the sort of things that happen.
They actually tried to get Chris Brown to do it, but he turned it down because of soccer’s “no hands” rule.
Someone remind me again how this guy is still “making music” and not “making sangria in a prison toilet”?
White people were underrepresented in this racist video. Also, R. Kelly was overrepresented.
Apparently my country is not allowed to watch this.
BUT WE INVENTED BALL FOOT!!!!!
Fun fact; originally, balls were made out of shrivelled goblin heads.
Wait, wait, why is R Kelly allowed to be around those teenage girls?
Those roof scenes look like they were filmed by high school film class.
oops. It’s that damn internet’s fault!
Wait, Gabe, are you saying we shouldn’t be urinating on children?
just gotta post here
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