A woman named Dr. Phyllis surpassed Zach Anner in the competition to be the next Oprah by collecting more than 300,000 votes in less than 20 minutes. The trolls at O-Chan are the worst!

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  1. Booo Oprah, boo.

  2. Who told you about the love letter I wrote to Cat Power Oh Chan

  3. My question is, how did she even get close enough to be second in line? Her show idea is to take America into the classroom? As a teacher myself, let me say on behalf of America, “Ugh.”

    • I second that “ugh”. If parents want to know what’s happening in the classroom they should talk to the teachers or (gasp!) their kids.

      That said, one of my favorite teevee shows in Norway is one following the academic experiences of a specific class around high school sophomore age. So.

  4. Is it too late to get Kenny Strasser on the ballot?

  5. Well, I can say from my voting experience yesterday, that I voted for Zach about 10 times and the vote count on there didn’t change at all after any of my votes, so I don’t know what’s going on, unless we just broke Zach’s page with all our love.

  6. I also find it impossible to believe that somehow both Dr. Phyllis and this Shawn guy somehow have more views than this candidate who has received significant external media attention.

    screenshot: http://www.epicponyz.com/2010/06/oprah-cheats-zach.html

    And also that the video in fourth place, with around the same amount of votes as Shawn, has 6% of the views Shawn has.

    HMMM.

  7. “oprah hates handicapped people” -kanye

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  9. Is anyone honestly surprised that the Queen of all Media is fixing to replace herself with someone who’s just like her? Not only that, but has almost the same name as one of her previous Dukes, Dr. Phil.

  10. john mayer’s penis must be SO PISSED.

  11. I don’t get the tip nod for this?

    << the saddest monster.

  12. Why are all the comments in this post so weird and serious?

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