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The director of The Happening is shopping a new movie around Hollywood. It is so weird and disheartening that he even has to do that. Someone with his pedigree? Shouldn’t a movie studio buy it sight unseen? And throw it directly into the garbage can?
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Unwatchable
Looks Like some producers in Hollywood have developed…a Sixth Sense
Rimshot!
It’s like they are reading the Signs and have realized the American public are Praying with Anger in hope that this movie isn’t Happening ….. stuart little
… Clayfighter.
Haha, dude can’t get anybody to buy his movie. Hollywood will literally make almost any movie, including (but not limited to) a Monopoly movie, a Magic 8-Ball movie, and a movie about the guys who created Facebook. And he still can’t get his movie made. I hope it DOES get made, though, then maybe Gabe will have a reason to start the Hunt again.
I think he’s become our Michael Cimino.
Goop – the movie.
I’m in
sofia coppola has already made that.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/06/21/m-night-shyamalan-setting-up-new-film-with-willis-paltrow-and-cooper/
Gwyneth Paltrow is attached to this project.
There’s a reason that gif looks like it was made before 2002. Because it HAD to have been.
you just made my day.
2010, actually. :/
http://psychopathgirl.deviantart.com/art/I-love-ALL-Shyamalan-s-movies-164119042?q=gallery%3Astampd-club%2F24500959&qo=0
The Happening is soooo cramazing. Just top to bottom terrible.
I saw that movie and nodded off in the middle of it. When I came to, it was still awful and the ending didn’t make any sense. I … knew enough not to blame my drowsiness.
This project looks like a real “Sign” that M. Night’s career is “In the water”. Clearly with those stars attached but no studio buy in, it’s not “Happening”. Also, “The Village”.
sorry Kras didn’t refresh enough to see your comment.
It’s okay, to be fair I got this from a friend’s comedy sketch, and re-purposed it for the post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y3cMIl6l9E
“Say ‘Hi’ to your mother for me”
What?! … No!
Okay, I’m going for it. Anybody else out there actually enjoy Signs? And…ahem…The Village. But not The Happening. Never The Happening.
no. Signs was fine until the ending decided to spit in the face of the audience. If an alien race was able to master the ability of space travel and cloaking then I would like to assume they would be able to realize that the planet they chose to invade wasn’t 70% covered in something that melts their skin off. You would think they would send one scout down to the planet first so he could report back something like “DO NOT COME HERE!! NOT ONLY IS THIS PLACE COVERED IN POISON BUT IT FALLS FROM THE SKY LIKE ALL THE TIME!!”
Your avatar makes your comment carry much more weight.
if only the aliens were from Tralfamadore
I also wondered about humidity. WHAT ABOUT HUMIDITY?!
“Oh, the humidity!”
- Alien Newscaster
A million! A million upvotes!
hated signs….love the village though.
Might be remembering wrong but didn’t the water-allergic aliens also wander around fucking naked?
But we don’t know anything about the aliens. The invasion could have been almost like an emergency landing and they had no choice but to land. Maybe they had no idea what water was before landing on earth.
My hat off, That One. But these are a pretty whacky alien crew that have transgalactic down but never managed a table of the elements.
I didn’t even like Sixth Sense, and that is ostensibly his one good movie. I hated that movie so bad I went around spoiling the shocking twist PSYCHE OUT ending and pissed off a lot of people, lost some friends. Ha ha, the 90s.
Let’s madlib!
I didn’t even like [ ] and that is ostensibly [ ]. I hated [ ] so bad I went around spoiling [ ] and pissed off a lot of people, lost some friends. Ha, ha, the [ ].
Love ya Steve!
[sex]
??????????????????
Yeah, The Sixth Sense sucked. The Bruce Willis character somehow managed not to notice that everyone except that kid was ignoring him ALL THE TIME.
He must have thought he was getting his ass zero voted by the monsters.
Yeah, Sixth Sense is no Gummo. Right?
Unbreakable has always been my favorite M.N.S. movie. I liked the Sixth Sense and the Village as well, but everything after that has been kind of been a nightmare.
I think I might be the only grown-up monster finding myself in a theater that happens to be showing The Last Airbender while I am in it. Can you guys do me a favor and assume I passed out and woke up there?
it’s a concept film about how night’s career is already dead and yet he doesn’t know it yet.