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Rich FourFour has found a documentary that confirms the homosexual tendencies of Nightmare on Elm Street 2. SIDENOTE: Camp Exodus is a dangerous lie perpetuated by assholes, but it would be kind of awesome to send Freddy Krueger there.
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(fake and gay)
wtf. is dis real?
This article had me at “recent four-hour documentary on the horror franchise”
The guy who raped me said it was because of Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. But it was rape, not rape rape.
Why do the gay people either need to be serial killers or people who are brutally murdered?
-GLAAD
Four Four thinks everyone’s gay. He could probably convince us through a clip show that True Blood is loaded with Gay Vampyrs.
Pretty sure True Blood is doing a good enough job of that as it is.
Sarcasm, missed! I will hashtag next time #sarcasm
Apparently, I need all my humor spoon-fed to me. Which is probably why I actually love True Blood.
Trust me, Nightmare 2 is soooooo gay. Like, amazingly gay.
Freddy Krueger: So homo or no homo?
I always thought that scene where he is tonguing that one FEMALE chick’s hot FEMALE body was very hetero. I guess I must have been living on Nightmare on Sexual Confusion Street when I saw that movie (which may or may not have been around the time of the theatrical release which would then betray the secret of my true age, friend).
Of course Freddy Krueger was gay. If he was straight he never could have done all the horrific things he did.
Also straight men don’t wear sweaters
I like that they play the bedroom dance scene in gay bars…
one of the guys has a limahl poster in his bedroom, for fuck’s sake.
totally gay.