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Wazzzup coolios!
Yo cool dudes who know that drugs are a dangerous distraction from achieving your career goals and awesome girls who like a guy with career goals and also have career goals themselves: today I want to rap at you about something pretty important. Safe sex Love. I’m no talking about the love that you get from your parents, which is awesome, and you shouldn’t take it for granted, and you should respect your parents, because respect is dope. I’m talking about the romantic love like you see in the movies and hear in the songs. P’ZONE!
Your body is going through a lot of changes right now, and you’re probably feeling pretty confused. It’s all very exciting and very scary. Hey dog, I’ve been there, dude. And because you’re a little adult now, I’m going to treat you like a little adult, and let you know that the desperate search for everlasting love doesn’t end when you graduate. SoBe Pina Colada Lizz Blizz. That’s life, brosef. Broheim. Bromanator. It’s the same for everyone. Even my main man, Justin Bieber (whatup Justin Bieber fist pound!). Don’t believe me, XBox_92? Check this out:
Good luck on the BATTLEFIELD OF LOVE, teenagers. (And Usher.)
Ideally, if you are looking for that special someone, try to find an architecturally minimalist room of poured cement filled with a ceiling-mounted art instillation of fluorescent lights and/or blandly “Asian” (for some reason) CGI fire in which to do a choreographed dance routine with a group of professional dancers wearing matching Hot Topic outfits. Then you will have a woman three times your age with a creepy smirk permanently twisting her face lusting after you for sure. (Via Vulture.)
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I agree with the message of this video; if you see a freak, beat them.
Ellen Page is pretty. I wonder if anyone has told her.
She’s got some sweet breakdancing moves too!
Oh my god, thank you. Terrific gif
This is definitely going in my favorite gifs folder in my head.
and in your hand
Off topic but I think I may have found one of my new favorite websites:
Nancy Pelosi TotallyLooksLike.com ET
Robert Pattinson Totally Looks Like A Feather Duster
Paula Abdul Totally Looks Like Jen from The Dark Crystal
Oh my god. Ellen Page is my girlfriend. Why is this not on lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbieber?
[If Ellen Page turns out to be gay I will actually tune in, tune out, drop off, and EXPLODE.]
I am disturbed by this, I think Ellen Page is very pretty, but now I think Justin Bieber is very pretty? I’m gay? For a teenager? My world has just turned upside down.
It’s ok to feel confused dawg
Why don’t you have a seat over here to discuss your “confusion.”
Yes, Take a seat over here in JAIL. Is that starting to get played out? Jail jokes? Because Comedy? I’m twelve. Relevant! What’s going on.
I understand the premise here, but I can’t help but imagine myself following Bieber’s lead and endng up with a flirty 96-year-old on my tail.
Betty White for Flirty 96-year-old!
Also, what’s up with the beekeepers doing the wave behind Usher in the fire scene?
those are justin’s bodyguards…he calls them Justin’s Beib’ Keepers…
Banter!
They were hired to keep Biebs from walking into any more glass walls, mostly by running in front of him and wiggling wherever he shouldn’t be walking.
Justin Bieber ft. Mummenschanz
man, i was more put off by those “lumberjacks.” no flannel shirts? no beards!? i call shenanigans.
I’m not going to lie, when I read the post title, I thought he was remixing Queen’s awesome song (because I was born in 1872, apparently). I had to click on the video before I realized I should probably put my torch and pitchfork down.
That’s odd; I was entirely expecting a cover of the Great Society / Jefferson Airplane song, because EVERY GENERATION NEEDS ONE.
I was expecting the same thing and was about to go Chris Crocker on this upstart’s ass.
(Look mom a 3 year old reference!)
Wait…the video loading is not a remix of the Queen song? Boooo hisssss
Oh great. That’s TWO Justin Beiber songs I like now.
Oh for fuck’s sake, it’s ‘i’ before ‘e’.
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
I’ve made it as a monster.
That set looks like an annoying Vegas-style sushi restaurant. I watched everyone dancing and singing and thought, “I could imagine overpaying for an uni roll there.”
Maybe watching a plain blond woman singing a song about trying sushi perhaps?
There’s no way to sound like a not-douchebag here, but the original version of this song is far better. It’s performed by Sterling Simms and it will remain on my iPod.
Wait, this IS Stereogum, right?
if it was, you wouldn’t have had to apologize for the douchebaggery
lmao
The Smurfs movie is looking great!
I kept expecting this to turn into an advertisement for Target.
So last weekend in Maryland, someone called the cops and said Justin Bieber was drinking in a bar. The cops actually showed up and it turned out to be a 27-year-old woman, which is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
This just proved to me that I watch way too many dance competition reality television shows.
“Then you will have a woman three times your age with a creepy smirk permanently twisting her face lusting after you for sure”
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We mewrj gwefhgfsdklfghklasdfghsdv cxbbvm
Dear Gabe,
I really thought I’d found The One. But now I’m not so sure. Our relationship doesn’t involve dancing in hazmat suits OR fancy bicycle-riding. Should I break up with him and keep looking?
Signed,
Confused in Austin
I hope everyone clicked on that Sobe Pina Colada link. It is insane!
(Oh, too busy to scroll up the are are ya? Well here ya go: http://www.sobe.com/#/tea-and-elixirs/liz-blizz )
Oh my dear lord, what is happening? And it’s all…so big on my screen? And…they like that it’s not a glass bottle anymore? Because “if you drop it, it’s not game over”? Truly, this site deserves its own post.
Obviously didn’t see this before I commented, whoops!
p.s. A CONFIDENT flavor.
the zinc and hibiscus are going to go well with the healthy shot of rum i’m going to add to this.
i’m going to call myself out on that grammar. what’s going on with my verb tenses? just awful. i’ve been on the phone all day ordering a crane in italian and for lunch i had one pretzel and my brain died about 2 hours ago.
“i speak italian.” -me
cancel my account, i am officially the worst.
I was expecting a Queen cover. I expect I would have been disappointed anyways.
I would like to delete the above comment.
I can’t concentrate on any part of that video after clicking on that SoBe link. No one else wants to talk about the birthday girl who enjoys modifying bullwhips and telling you some more stuff about bullwhips? NO ONE?
And don’t forget about how one time that guy got hurt, I think, but now he’s okay? Coconut? Geckos?
Actually, I’m the bullwhip girl. They edited my interview…creatively! LOL!
Have an awesome day guys!
i KNOW it’s a justin bieber video and stuff but did ANYONE ELSE THINK IT WAS COOL WHEN USHER AND THE ASIAN GIRLS WERE DANCING WITH THE PINK FANS??? Alright.
I DID!!! OMG LOL RITE??
Damn you internet, i’ve lost the ability to convey sincerity.
Just because I found it and it’s relevant
Is the Bieb supposed to be pacman and that girl a yellow pill intentionally?
0:44 —> 0:55 = best worst dancing/staring skills and also should be a gif…
http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b0134849d9f21970c-pi
Very cool. Very story.
shit
I’ll just see myself out then
Oh you.