It’s no BRODYQUEST, but cake is delicious, so it makes sense that Nicolas Cage wants it. (Via FilmDrunk. Thanks for the tip, Caroline.)
I am suprised to find out that cakes have dignified sex.
Yeah, I kind of picture cake as an orgiastic meeting of many ingredients that get beat thoroughly then topped with some whipped cream. Not very decorous.
having sex with cake is a waste of cake
American Pie all over.
Well cake has really raunchy, just perverse sex, but wheat is pretty much the Donna Martin of the plant world, sex is cold, boring and always with the lights off. Very dignified.
Its a technicality, but an important distinction for Nick.
really only two things come up with you google image search “cake sex” – cakes with giant anatomical penises, and cakes that are “sex in the city” themed, complete with high heels. all are obviously the definition of “dignified”.
Thank you for your diligent research.
cake farts – google it…
SOME cakes. Chocolate layer cake sex = dignified. Funfetti with cream cheese frosting, not so much.
Excuse me? I don’t think it gets any more dignified than funfetti.
Funfetti cake is the equivalent of that kinda fat girl at that one party you remember from college who had a roll of condom packs tucked into the front of her tank top.
(Let’s hear it for outdated Maynard G. Krebs references!)
Oh, now I know where Nicolas Cage can find that chocolate cake he wants.
BITCH, YOU JUST GOT SMURF’D!
This has to do with Cage cake how? Shut up, missly12.
Best New Birthday Party Jam.
The Birthday Party is Nick Cave.
i think this clip needs a mash up with “release the bats”. and then it truly will be a thing of nightmares.
The Family Man should also be a new WMOAT…this scene is the grossest “romantic” scene ever filmed.
The cake is a lie.
I’ll be taking that cake and whatever cash ya got.
Animated Tea Leoni is pretty.
LOL! i laughed so hard at this i nearly choked on my cake.
Looks like my account came back to life… in the Nick of time.
i got to this post just as the maniacal laughing began. great timing.
Goddammit, I’m going to bed right now (night schedule)! Well, at least I know ahead of time what my nightmares will now be about.
I can’t wait for the sequel
Will Smith- I Was Savin That Bacon
You mean Keanu Reeves — I Dropped My Sandwich.
Basically the most frightening thing ever.
cake and cage
Nicolas Cage is DA CAKE WANTUR!
I will check out AND tell my friends!
Nothing will ever top Brodyquest.
Nicolas Cage: A life ruined by cake.
is that cage’s screen test for The Wrestler?
Indeed, in similar spirit to 50 Cent’s screen test for The Machinist
Balthazar Blake has a posse.
I hate to be such a wet blanket(ha! I never thought I would use that saying), but the way they made the girl is really bothering me. They couldn’t just do an animated Tea Leoni? But why would you want to draw normal boobs and clothes when you can draw huge boobs and practically no clothes? Ugh.
when you can draw enormous boobs and absolutely no clothes? Uhh!
I don’t know what you’re talking about, I always eat chocolate cake in a tiny bikini, and making orgasm noises. Then my girlfriends who are also wearing tiny bikinis and making orgasm noises and I go wrestle in a puddle of chocolate cake. And that’s how I spend my Tuesdays! Girl’s night!
Yeah, it ruined the video for me. I just couldn’t really laugh with that going on.
hold up. was that chris-chan? what’s he doing here?
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