Thanks for the feedback, guys.
it was obvious that gabe only makes love to your mom
I think that was a serious violation of Bros Before Moms.
I’m pretty sure the only way you can be a prom king is if your name is Chad.
only in the 80s.
All of our prom kings had 80s names. Or Book of Mormon names. (Gulp.)
My high school prom didn’t have a prom king or queen. So passe.
Letter to the management: Please adjust the audio so the theme song and the talking are around the same level?
Oh! Professor Video Sound Editor over here!
More like, Professor “Too Lazy To Reach All The Way Across My Desk To Rapidly Adjust My Own Volume”
My drivers license is going to be a mess when I hyphenate my last name after I marry my husband, Mr. “Someone Who Is Paid To Do This Sort Of Work Should Do It For Me”
Dear Gabe and Max,
I know the show is called Gabe and Max but I was wondering if you guys ever wanted a crustacean sidekick to crack wise with
Thanks for the consideration,
Is there room for a character off of a 90′s Disney show as well?
Forget it, guys. This is babytown.
We’re gonna need a bigger set
Gabe-y and Baby’s 100 Seconds
“Your ass is so pretty and not to mention delicious, Gabe.”
- Ian, I Like A Skinny Tie and Notsewfast in speaking together unision
WRONG LINK! Don’t ask why I copied that!
Aww Gabe, thanks to the miracle of stem cell face masks, you don’t look a day over 58.
I am torn on this video. On the one hand I like it when comedians work blue but on the other that was a low blow from Silvestri talking about Gabe’s “girl pussy” that he has. Or did I mishear that line? Sounded like girl pussy to me.
Maybe you misunderstood. What I was actually saying was that Gabe has a girl pussy.
Don’t you mean, “What GABE’S DAD was actually saying was that Gabe has a girl pussy”
Whatever guys can we just all agree that “girl pussy” is HILARIOUS?
Is it possible for this to win highest-rated of the week? Is that allowed?
Agreed. He should have used “b-hole” instead.
Still funny, TO!
I’m super pumped you guys read my letter. Fist jab!
- The President of the US Barack
Fist jab?? That sounds vaguely threatening/sexual.
And Muslim. Very Muslim. (It’s still 2008 right?)
Dear Gabe and Max,
Please start doing Gabe and Max’s 200 Seconds.
15 of those precious 100 seconds were the intro!
i am always torn between loving the theme song and wishing there were more seconds of hilarity with gabe and max.
Adults actually watch this show?
More Gabe head tilting. You really should get that checked.
It’s a nonverbal reaction, like a dog’s head’s head tilt. Gabe’s just perpetually interested and confused about everything.
I just hope all of this Gabe analyzing starts making him feel self-conscious about the tilt. If you want to correct it, Gabe, I have a neck brace you can borrow!
Are you hoping that he gets self-conscious about it so that he can fix it, or do you just want him being self-conscious? Because I’m all for the latter.
I’m not sure if its possible for us to make Gabe more self-conscious or anxious, but we can try. It is possible that his anxiousness and/or self-consciousness are all products of an inner ear infection that has cause him to see the world for the last 75 years from a slightly tilted perspective.
And/or hears a can opener
If Gabe and Max switched positions in the next video, Gabe will be forced to attempt the much more difficult right head tilt.
I’m not certain that he can pull it off.
As a head-tilter myself, I’m glad to see I’m not alone. I have to actively think about holding my head up straight at church/lectures/presentations/concerts/pretty much everywhere I go. For me it’s sheer laziness, but I support head tilts no matter what the cause.
Way too many “as the girl said to the soldier” opportunities in this section of the comments.
Dear Gabe and Max:
My name is Slobodan Milobsterchops. I used to be the cruel crustacean warlord of a former Yugoslav republic called Surfbia. Now I live in The Hague and read Videogum all day.
I had a really lousy day today, and totally LOLLED when I saw this. Thanks for cheering an old genocidal maniac up.
Seriously, though, this made my day.
p.s. “This feeling is unapproachable.”
— Me, at a war crimes tribunal and also right now, 1948 – 2012
“Stinky – smell – stink, you stink.”
No joke, my brother does the same thing to me. Sibling rivalry.
always a day maker.
THE HARD TIMES OF RJ BERGER!!!
The new hip show on Music Television!!
THERE’S SOMETHING HUGE COMING TO MTV!!!!!!
I’m either shocked that Gabe and Max would fabricate letters from their fans or dismayed that their fans are so douchey.
Frankly, I am neither.
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Dear Gabe & Max,
I almost stopped this after 10 seconds. You’ve got to get me within the first 10 seconds!
this is gonna sound controversial, but i sort of think Max and Gabe sounds better than Gabe and Max?? like “Max and Gabe’s 100 seconds” is more roll-off-your-tonguey… SORRY GABE!
Max and Gabe
or Gabe and Max
“We chipped in for a coffin” reminded me: Did you guys know that Costco sells coffins & urns now?
Creepy, but at an affordable price.
Mass murderers have to have a place to get their coffins in bulk, you know. And genociders.
That’s really thoughtful of those Mass murderers to provide their own coffins. I guess it’s the least they could do
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