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Look who finally broke his LEGENDARY silence about the worst oil spill in United States history*. Headphones UP:
You have to give Sexman some credit for this one. Because even though I would much rather here him talk about how Jaden Smith doesn’t use enough kill-moves in The Karate Kid, or whatever, he does have a point: the engineers should definitely fix the oil spill and stop sitting around thinking they are so smart. Have the engineers even seen the photos of the birds covered in oil? Fix it, engineers! But also, I just appreciate someone who complains about something OTHER THAN HIMSELF.
Sexman: 1
Coppercab: 0
(Thanks for the tip, Brandon.)
*Easily the most depressing thing about the oil spill is the inevitable “United States history” qualifier used in every news report. Because that means it continues to not be the worst oil spill in the history of, you know, ALL OF THEM. Yikes.
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In an effort to start this Monday on a positive note, I will simply say we will never know if it is the worst. I’m sure someone in Nigeria or Russia or the Caucasus might be able to enlighten us. International Monsters?
Oh man, this Monday is going to be a red letter day!
I love the whole ‘in United States history’ thing because the gulf war oil spill had nothing to do with the US at all…
“I caused the worst Oil spill in WORLD history”
-Nick Madson
i can’t get past how he says PIZZA HUT and FRESH WATER – it just rolls off his tongue. He has some of the best vocal cadences ever. Far beyond his years.
“Pizza Hut and Fresh Water” is a not-terrible metaphor for the oil spill.
Does he actually know what he’s doing?
it could seriously go either way
He sounds like Dave Chappelle’s impression of a white person.
I came here to say that. That’s what I get for not sitting in front of Videogum all day hitting refresh.
“We could try the fucking Aquaman idea.”
I think America needs a Crossfire-style TV show with him and 50.
That windshield wiper analogy sends Sexman into impressive new territory. I’d be surprised if O-Reilly doesn’t have him as a guest of the Factor this week.
I’m definitely going to start using it in everyday conversations. “It’s like trying to clean shit off a windshield!”
I know, I’m late, but seriously – how does this kid have “Sex” Anywhere near his name?
he’s seen a lot of it on the internet.
He’s so out of touch. Doesn’t he know that the world only cares about Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM bracelet.
Its such a shame… him being out of touch on Lindsey Lohan, of course.
he sure likes to use the word “shit” these days
he sounds like lahey from trailer park boys
Maybe they could use the contents of Randy’s stomach to plug the oil spill…
no he doesn’t.
Can we stop calling this an “oil spill” now? We don’t call volcano disasters “lava spills”…
Unofficial, illegal BNPG:
Unintentional freedom fuel excess release
How about “hydrocarbon geyser”?
I just noticed he sounds like Dave Chappelle
“Glug, glug, glug!”
— Sex/Aquaman, ???? – 2012
Those two men on that poster behind him are going to start kissing any second now.
My attention wandered too. I think he’s also got the complete Sandman on the bookshelf behind him.
Rise above the cliché, Sexman.
I don’t think the oil spill(new name pending, see itsahotdog, above) is that bad in the grand scheme of things. Those stupid sea creatures did nothing to help us out during the the Noah’s Ark incident a few years back. I hear there’s places where there is no sunlight down there so I bet you those fuckers are into all kinds off sinful shit down there. You brought this on yourselves sea hares! http://www.seaslugforum.net/factsheet.cfm?base=seahmat
was he just trying to say faucet?
Yeah!! I agree on this. There is a threat to animal life due to this oil spill. Engineers must try to fix this problem as soon as possible otherwise a huge irreparable loss of animal life will be done.
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