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As we know, my favorite news story is (and will always be) LINDSAY LOHAN’S SCRAM BRACELET. And my second favorite news story is the current political scandal in South Carolina. But Jodie Foster being accused of assaulting a teenager in a parking lot is definitely in the top three and CLIMBING THE CHARTS! (P.S. It is always important to rank news stories in order of personal preference.)
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“BREAKING NEWS: Jodie Foster Viciously Attacks Teenage Boy!”
So, she attacked herself?
By attack he means she made him watch Flightplan amirite
How did “Cat Stuck in Window” not even make the top 3 favorite news stories?
http://dlisted.com/node/37625
I’d go with the surfer that punches the shark simply because it would make the best GIF.
Fly away now little starling….fly…fly…fly
Paparazzi are getting younger and younger every day:
notsewfast has to pay for his internet somehow
be careful out there, notsewfast. your adorable baby face and high quality headphones will not protect you from the ugly world of celebrities.
Wait, let me get this straight: a 17-year-old boy is BIG FAN of Jodie Foster? I mean, sure, Panic Room was kind of cool and stuff
It is a slow day for non-reset-button-related news.
I don’t know, if I were him I’d probably let it go. Sure, people knowing you got your ass kicked by Jodie Foster gets you so much pussy (all the pussy, really), but when they find out you filed a police report just because a fifty-year-old woman pushed you and left a scratch on your arm, it might not look so good.
I’m Actually surprised this ranked so high. I mean what about the Michael Jordan Hitler Mustache commercial or the January Jones car crash or Lady Gaga flipping the paparazzi off at a ball game or most importantly the Jennifer Anniston dating Jason Sudeikis?
i know. i can’t believe jennifer aniston is dating my future husband
I tried picturing them together but no matter what I do, all I ever see when I think of Jason Sudeikis is this:
exactly. he belongs with this possum, not that bland bish. just you wait til she dies in some horrible car crash while swerving to avoid hitting a hissing marsupial
You two are awful cute together
i wish i could reply to you ian. i am still at work so i was frowning but now i am smiling. thank you for that.
and by “that” i mean to say the photo for our wedding invites. don’t worry, of course you’re receiving one.
So did John Hinckley notice her this time?
Ronald Reagan Assassination Attempt Jokes are so hot right now, you people are clueless.
What does John Hinckley have to do with Lindsay Lohan and who is Roger Reagan?
I am unworthy of your love, DS3M, DS3M.
(please somebody get that reference.)
I found this at Huffington Post under “Sports Entertainment” (?).
UPDATE: Foster has responded to People:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/11/jodie-foster-accused-of-b_n_609003.html
Wow, I already hate this story.
I am so glad i have Gabe to go to websites like radaronline.com for me.
Does anyone else think there is a significant chance this article is fake?