Thank goodness someone gave this guy his “own TV station” in time for him to report on the Earthquake that is going to hit California four months from now. WE ARE GONNA NEED A BIGGER PHEW! (Via RobHuebel.livejournal.com. Thanks for the tip, Nora.)
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.