You guys love to try new things together. Sex things. (Via Amil Niazi.)
Justin Bieber’s sophomore effort failed to live up to his debut album’s success.
This is clearly Bill Gates
I’m not surprised she eats sushi.
She needs some spice in her life since there is none left in our relationship, were it not for Timmy and Carol we would have broken up years ago, it’s all your fault kids
just kidding daddy loves you guys and would never ever hurt you
wait, does this comment mean justin bieber is the new harry potter lesbian?
I don’t know about you guys but I always film music videos about food in empty Asian restaurants
Face at 1:02 – Me.
Also, technerdgum.com, how do you take a picture of whats on your screen with a macbook? I need to know so I can put a caption to the picture and get all of the upvotes!
there’s a program called “grab” which lets you take partial or full screenshots – it should be in your applications folder.
i think the standard shortcut is command (apple!) + shift + 4. then you just make a box around the area you want to capture.
Grab is in the utilities folder. I use a 3rd party app instead called SnapNDrag. #NERDALERT
Command-Shift-3: Take a screenshot of the screen, and save it as a file on the desktop
Command-Shift-4, then select an area: Take a screenshot of an area and save it as a file on the desktop
Command-Shift-4, then space, then click a window: Take a screenshot of a window and save it as a file on the desktop
Command-Control-Shift-3: Take a screenshot of the screen, and save it to the clipboard
Command-Control-Shift-4, then select an area: Take a screenshot of an area and save it to the clipboard
Command-Control-Shift-4, then space, then click a window: Take a screenshot of a window and save it to the clipboard
Mac user for life
Somehow I’ve stumbled into the Genius Bar.
You, my dear, deserve every upvote that comes your way.
This looked like a corporate training video, and it felt like a corporate training video… so why don’t I know anymore about ideation synergizing? And also, why is there so much blood coming out of my ears?
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What are you, even?
Hey, why you picking on That One?
And what’s your story/ You trying to be a poetry monster? Because it’s not going so good.
I have a Haiku for you
Come in forms such as yours, dude.
Maybe Try Less.
I just went on your profile, and is this poetry-type form of writing like some sort of shtick? I’m confused.
From her facebook page:
Melodramatic Pop, Alternative
New Jersey, USA
WHERE IN NEW JERSEY? (I feel like this would explain so much…)
Good news: She finally stopped using recycled chopsticks to keep up her bun.
Bad news: She now has short hair.
Play her off, Stephen Hawking!
“reasons why Keyboard Cathy’s music is relevant to your life:
• It makes you feel good.
• It makes you laugh
• It may Inspire you to take action
(Ex. random acts of kindness)
• It unites generations
(Kids, teens adults and seniors)
• It banishes boredom anytime, anywhere
(At home and elsewhere)
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
• It helps one singer/songwriter with good intentions to touch a lot of lives – one song at a time!”
I buy her albums because the covers are basically art, so I can be inspired while I unite generations. It’s pretty much the best value ever.
From the title and screen cap, I thought for sure this was a blind lady acting out some sort of Keyboard Cat(hy) thingy. Boy, was I ever in for some mass confusion.
P.F. Chang’s is going all-out with their new ads, eh?
“She’s Pretty” – Steve Winwood
“Steve Winwood’s pretty”- Keyboard Cathy.
…..”however, I prefer Muff” -Keyboard Cathy, referring to Steve Winwood’s brother. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muff_Winwood
I don’t even have words for the confluence of brilliance in this comment. Kudos to you, fellow monster.
Oh, white people.
I don’t know, I kinda love this. Seriously, how many of you have taken the time to write a four-and-a-half minute song about a very specific food item AND shoot a video for it?
twice, but only once about food.
YES, That One. I am not ashamed to stand behind my girlfriend, 100%, and her (ahem) adventurous palate.
I’d like to join the club of honestly enjoying this. The harmonies after the chorus are straight from The Who song I Can’t Reach You, and I would betray 14-year-old Ignatz if I didn’t go in for that.
Keep eating that Sashimi, Keyboard Cathy.
This is better than any band I have ever been in. Plus, she seems like fun.
I think if she changed her name to “Keyboard K@thy,” she could make it to No. 1 on the Billboard charts.
$he likes $u$hi.
I mean $a$himi.
“Now i know what you are thinking, skipping sushi without blinking, something’s wrong has she been drinking?, not at all you caught me winking.”
That just doesn’t make sense.
Now, I think you are delightful, Cathy. But I also think you are a drunk liar.
Sake is a powerful drug. Trust me.
i think i saw this on youporn last week
no I think you saw Creampie Cathy, and no, I will not post a link.
I pretty sure shes lip syncing, although I can’t be certain…
Ack, ack, ack. That is all.
Don’t get me wrong, this is a beautiful song with a beautiful message, but i gotta masturbate least once DAMN!
I told my Mom this would come back to haunt her.
how did she get that empty restaurant to agree to this? i mean, she bought some food, but they can’t be that desperate for business.
Andy Dick’s internet is stuck on rhymezone.com. Can someone who lives by Andy Dick go over and help him?
Chinese/Japanese combo restaurants are the worst.
Wow! In this day and age, all you need is a rhyming dictionary, and you can be a star!*
*order Asian food
Fine, she may be my girlfriend, but not for long! I’ve been trying to break up with her for a while, but every time I say “we need to talk,” she mutters a bunch of rhymes, then hitches on her clip-on frames, and takes off to her favorite Sushi restaurant to write more songs.
I would stop her, but can you stop a bird from soaring? I don’t think so.
Rice is good when you’re hungry and want a thousand of something, according to Mitch Hedberg, so maybe she doesn’t want a thousand of something
oops meant to post this in response to idot, sorry Aaaaron
Oops I didn’t read the comments before I posted my own.
Oops I wrote SHAME SPIRAL but I put those little pointy brackets around it and it’s invisible.
Is she why Lilith Fair tickets are so expensive?
She’s gotta pay for the synth machines, rhyming dictionaries, and video equipment somehow.
And all that sashimi!
Hate all you want; my gf has given you video proof that gingers do have soul.
I hate to be the one to tell you, but your girlfriend is no ginger. Come on.
Cathy must really hate rice, to make a whole song about sushi without it. Sashimi? Its not sushi, well almost but better because it doesn’t have any rice!
I bet she experimented in college… with new and different asian cuisine!
Not sure if its cuz I watched this on my phone, but her mouth is so off from the singing, I can’t help but think that she did not make this, nor sing this, nor is she Keyboard Cathy, whereupon I say…
FAKE. AND (Moderate to Light ) GAY
Well, that’s pretty much if for me and raw fish. Why did I click play?
C’mon you guys, admit it, my math teacher is way cooler than yours.
I should have never gotten her that rhyming dictionary for our 5th anniversary…
Real question, guys. Is ‘happy family’ truly the name of an Asian fusion platter? Kathy will try it, she says around 1:45. That sounds fairly adventurous to me.
But what do I know? I’m a just a religious figure that rides a flying dog.
this video is NO
It’s basically sushi without the rice.
An album named “2008″ is genius.
She uses feminine rhymes because she’s so feminine (where my English majors at?!)
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