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  1. Justin Bieber’s sophomore effort failed to live up to his debut album’s success.

  2. I’m not surprised she eats sushi.

    • She needs some spice in her life since there is none left in our relationship, were it not for Timmy and Carol we would have broken up years ago, it’s all your fault kids
      just kidding daddy loves you guys and would never ever hurt you

  3. I don’t know about you guys but I always film music videos about food in empty Asian restaurants

  4. Face at 1:02 – Me.

    • Also,, how do you take a picture of whats on your screen with a macbook? I need to know so I can put a caption to the picture and get all of the upvotes!

      • there’s a program called “grab” which lets you take partial or full screenshots – it should be in your applications folder.

      • Command-Shift-3: Take a screenshot of the screen, and save it as a file on the desktop
        Command-Shift-4, then select an area: Take a screenshot of an area and save it as a file on the desktop
        Command-Shift-4, then space, then click a window: Take a screenshot of a window and save it as a file on the desktop
        Command-Control-Shift-3: Take a screenshot of the screen, and save it to the clipboard
        Command-Control-Shift-4, then select an area: Take a screenshot of an area and save it to the clipboard
        Command-Control-Shift-4, then space, then click a window: Take a screenshot of a window and save it to the clipboard
        Mac user for life

  5. This looked like a corporate training video, and it felt like a corporate training video… so why don’t I know anymore about ideation synergizing? And also, why is there so much blood coming out of my ears?

  6. From her facebook page:

    Cathy Wiegand
    Melodramatic Pop, Alternative
    New Jersey, USA
    Record Label:

  7. Good news: She finally stopped using recycled chopsticks to keep up her bun.
    Bad news: She now has short hair.

  8. From,

    “reasons why Keyboard Cathy’s music is relevant to your life:

    • It makes you feel good.

    • It makes you laugh

    • It may Inspire you to take action

    (Ex. random acts of kindness)

    • It unites generations

    (Kids, teens adults and seniors)

    • It banishes boredom anytime, anywhere

    (At home and elsewhere)


    • It helps one singer/songwriter with good intentions to touch a lot of lives – one song at a time!”

  9. From the title and screen cap, I thought for sure this was a blind lady acting out some sort of Keyboard Cat(hy) thingy. Boy, was I ever in for some mass confusion.

  10. P.F. Chang’s is going all-out with their new ads, eh?

  11. “She’s Pretty” – Steve Winwood

  12. Oh, white people.

  13. I don’t know, I kinda love this. Seriously, how many of you have taken the time to write a four-and-a-half minute song about a very specific food item AND shoot a video for it?

  14. I think if she changed her name to “Keyboard K@thy,” she could make it to No. 1 on the Billboard charts.

  15. “Now i know what you are thinking, skipping sushi without blinking, something’s wrong has she been drinking?, not at all you caught me winking.”

    That just doesn’t make sense.

    Now, I think you are delightful, Cathy. But I also think you are a drunk liar.

  16. i think i saw this on youporn last week

  17. I pretty sure shes lip syncing, although I can’t be certain…

  18. Ack, ack, ack. That is all.

  19. Don’t get me wrong, this is a beautiful song with a beautiful message, but i gotta masturbate least once DAMN!

  20. I told my Mom this would come back to haunt her.

  21. how did she get that empty restaurant to agree to this? i mean, she bought some food, but they can’t be that desperate for business.

  22. Andy Dick’s internet is stuck on Can someone who lives by Andy Dick go over and help him?

  23. Chinese/Japanese combo restaurants are the worst.

  24. Wow! In this day and age, all you need is a rhyming dictionary, and you can be a star!*

    *order Asian food

    • Fine, she may be my girlfriend, but not for long! I’ve been trying to break up with her for a while, but every time I say “we need to talk,” she mutters a bunch of rhymes, then hitches on her clip-on frames, and takes off to her favorite Sushi restaurant to write more songs.

      I would stop her, but can you stop a bird from soaring? I don’t think so.

    • Oops I didn’t read the comments before I posted my own.

  25. Is she why Lilith Fair tickets are so expensive?

  26. Hate all you want; my gf has given you video proof that gingers do have soul.

  27. Cathy must really hate rice, to make a whole song about sushi without it. Sashimi? Its not sushi, well almost but better because it doesn’t have any rice!

  28. I bet she experimented in college… with new and different asian cuisine!

  29. Not sure if its cuz I watched this on my phone, but her mouth is so off from the singing, I can’t help but think that she did not make this, nor sing this, nor is she Keyboard Cathy, whereupon I say…
    FAKE. AND (Moderate to Light ) GAY

  30. Well, that’s pretty much if for me and raw fish. Why did I click play?

  31. C’mon you guys, admit it, my math teacher is way cooler than yours.

  32. I should have never gotten her that rhyming dictionary for our 5th anniversary…

  33. Real question, guys. Is ‘happy family’ truly the name of an Asian fusion platter? Kathy will try it, she says around 1:45. That sounds fairly adventurous to me.

    But what do I know? I’m a just a religious figure that rides a flying dog.

  34. this video is NO

  35. What’s sashimi?

  36. An album named “2008″ is genius.

  37. She uses feminine rhymes because she’s so feminine (where my English majors at?!)

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