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This is an incredible Lady Gaga tribute, yes, but it’s an even better advertisement for having children. You can make them do whatever you want and they have no idea. The only question now is DO THE BABIES QUALIFY FOR AMAZON SUPERSAVER FREE SHIPPING? (Via Urlesque via Vulture.)
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Actually, that’s only the second best thing about having kids. The best part is that you can blame pretty much everything on them.
“Sorry I’m late, it took a while for the kid to get ready.”
“It wasn’t me that ate the last cupcake, it was my son!”
“You honor, I didn’t shoot that man, it was my child! But you can’t send him to jail, because he’s only 3 months old!”
You can use those same excuses when you get married…except for that last one. I still say blame murder on your spouse though. Who knows? it might work.
They can’t arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. Double jeopardy.
The target audience for this is: everyone!
Man, Bradley Cooper is really stepping up his game.
This is good, but you know what would make this better? Crying jags. Not nearly enough crying jags.
the kids are alright, but i bet every adult who had a hand in making this is incredibly annoying.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Haha HAhahah
Stu, best comment ever. (Extra credit for Spirit of the Beehive avatar!)
Upvote for recognizing it. Love that movie.
This video is adorable but it’s like ten minutes too short and where’s Babyoncé?
Babyoncé would have participated in this video, but she was probably too busy having snack time with Bay-B.
Where are you buying your babies that they cost more than $25 Gabe, thus making them eligible for supersaver shipping
It’s well know that babies cost $140, more than enough to qualify for Super Saver: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/04/bolivia-woman-reportedly_n_600556.html
I couldn’t resist buying one from this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTSpefO5xmQ
Um, that creepy potential father looks exactly like David Boreanaz. Immortal Angel isn’t a character after all?
My girlfriend is so talented.
At first I was grossed out by this statement, but then I remembered you were a baby, and I remained grossed out because you really shouldn’t be dating such older women.
Cougars want what cougars want.
Putting a 4-year old in handcuffs has to be crossing the line, right? I mean, dressing her up and having her suggestively dance to a Lady GaGa song can be tolerated, but handcuffs?
I can’t tell the difference between adorable and disturbing anymore. Holocaust? Could possibly be adorable for all I know.
Does this help? This is clearly disturbing.
i think that just made my hangover ten times worse.
I agree with you wormy, but the fact that you had access to that picture raises more questions than it answers. Oh well….disturbing pictures thread!
Question … did she ask for the dead goldfish cake for her birthday, or was it a surprise?
Why do these pictures have upvotes!?
She wanted Koi, that’s why she was upset.
Yeah, I really hope that picture didn’t come from a folder on jwormyk’s desktop cleverly marked “2006 Taxes.”
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/06/caught_in_the_oil.html
too much?
Oh no no no please no. I have a baby daughter and I’m terrified that this is what I will see emerging from her bedroom one morning nine years from now except with brown hair. [eyeball wash]
On a happier note, someone upvoted my comment above and that is my first upvote, yay! I do not care if it is a sympathy upvote or if every new monster receives a free upvote just for joining the party!
This is why no one in LA should be allowed to have kids.
while i would argue this point, i actually am planning on leaving LA as soon as i decide to have a baby.
I figured this is more like a very accurate portrayal of what it’s like to have a stripper for a mom.
what i want to know is where the juggallo versions of lady gaga songs are? seriously. kids are old and busted, the juggs are the new hotness.
i love this perfect storm that we’re all caught in. gaga + youtube + access to video cameras. it’s a wonderful time to be alive.
Or to kill yourself.
I would make a relevant comment but I am feeling a strange desire to purchase a Kin. Must purchase Kin. Must purchase Kin.
You can tell that she’s really into the dance sequence by the way she just sits there not even smiling.
I didn’t know polygamists could be Lady Gaga fans. Also, where are the other 43 children?
I think this would be earnestly adorable if not for the half-naked adult back-up dancers that come in on the chorus.
I’m pretty sure this is what happens when can’t get babysitters and so must take their kids to work.
*when STRIPPERS can’t get babysitters*
But they are pretty
She is not the popstar we need, but she is the one we deserve.
prussian blue has to be sooooo pissed someone beat them to this cover
Ha! But also
because I’m brown.
are the adult women in this doing it because:
a. it’s cute?
b. they want to be internet stars?
c. they are being held captive?
d. they are really 4 year old with genetic disorders and growth hormones?
also, i think the chick at 1:41 must have called her parents “i gotta close-up!!!”
also pt.2…was i the only one that noticed that one of the kids is sitting on a toilet while on the phone??? how is this okay?
He had his underwear on and I’m sure he was going to wash his hands afterwards.
There’s this great book called “Everybody Poops” you should check it out