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Hey, don’t take this the wrong way, and I only say this because I love you and we are best friends and we stay up late at night and tell each other EVERYTHING, and if I can’t tell you the truth then who can? But I just think you should know that your boyfriend is an ASSHOLE.
Also, what is he, like, 12? (Thanks for the tip, Erin. Video via Current.)
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yeah, uganda obviously doesn’t have any other problems to worry about other than sodomy.
Well at least they’ve learned from the US that if you make things illegal for arbitrary reasons, no one ever does them again!
smokes pot quietly
for a pastor, he sure does know a lot about anal fisting.
For a pastor, he is surprisingly timid when licking that pantomimed asshole.
But, for a pastor, he was surprisingly unfazed by EATING DA POO POO.
sorry, i couldnt help myself.
Fucking homosexual relationships, how do they work?
Did you not watch the video? I think he’s explained it all right there, and quite eloquently I might add.
I’m getting tired of having to explain everything to Shaggy2Dope.
Not gonna lie, Notsewfasts Girlfriend may be in trouble if she visits Uganda.
Sounds like Uganda needs a McDonald’s commercial.
The blurred out photo on the laptop was a guy eating McDonald’s.
“Hey, Ugandan gays…Over here! yeah….come over, sit down. have a Happy Meal and hide your sexuality from your father instead of your government.” – McDonalds
On a serious note, scatological fetishists come in every sexual stripe, you don’t need to be a gay to eat da poo poo, and by and in large, most gays do not eat da poo poo, same as most breeders do not eat da poo poo.
I really like just saying/typing/visualizing myself saying/ACTUALLY SAYING OUT LOUD AT WORK “Eat Da Poo Poo”
I know everyone is entitled to their own sexual pleasures as long as they do not encroach on anyone’s rights; break any fair, just, and reasonable laws; or include willing partners but I’m sorry to all you scatological fetishists (as DS3M so eloquently referred to them) out there, but…yucky.
They have macbooks in Uganda?
Yea, and just like in America they are optimized for looking at porn.
“I’ve done research”
- Every anti-gay preacher ever.
Years of thorough, thorough research….so much research
It’d be funny except for the fact that all of these people are totally serious about making homosexuality punishable by death in these African countries.
For those who want more info on the status of the Ugandan law that would criminalize homosexuality and make it punishable by death: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/09/world/africa/09uganda.html?scp=4&sq=uganda&st=cse
Also, if reading isn’t your thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=304v5hpf0p8
yes. and also the fact that it’s american congressmen and preachers who are pushing this legislation.
He reminds me of the “you like-a da juice” sketch from SNL. I think Robert Smeigel might be on his staff (NO HOMO).
These Ugandan politicians are great… for me to poop on
I would so poop on these guys.
“Watch out, here I come!” – my queer ass.
Sitting in the back row, Mowgli was surprised to find himself aroused by the poo poo eating images his government had shared with him.
We stay in all weekend together, and he sweetly and incessantly whispers “pooh pooh” into my ear. That’s why it works. Also, he is clearly a gay man, as further evidenced by the fact that I am a dude.
Parliament Unites Against Sodomy: P-U AS(s)
Why are some of these people taking notes? Can you really forget something like this?
1. No eat poo poo.
2. Don’t put my fist in another man’s fist. Strike that I mean anus.
3. Ask children to leave only after you have spent several minutes describing the above.
“Haha, *giggle* haha. Gross. We should kill those faggots.”
- actual people at that actual “conference”
Also, I love his careful choice of examples. Because only gay people eat butt and poop and engage in fisting.
I have heard of the shit — sorry, poo poo — that is going down in Uganda. It is very upsetting.
I love, however, that his research (which is super accurate) is related to things that people do “in the privacy of their bedroom.” At what point does that become anyone else’s business? He is making my argument for me.
Just about to say the same thing. He said it so unironically.
I think this should be labeled NSFW as it loudly said “THEY DO THIS THING CALLED FISTING” and everyone around me heard it. Pretty Awkward.
SPOILER ALERT MUCH? I hadn’t watched the clip yet, now the fisting reference is ruined for me. THANKS A LOT
Also the part about licking a person’s anus like ice cream. People are trying to have lunch over here!
You know, maybe if you guys would just move to Uganda, you might not be having these problems.
It is entitleD “EAT DA POO POO” that should be warning enough.
I had a cocker spaniel named Dusty growing up that looks remarkably similar to this dog. I think you just fisted my childhood.
Dear Mcluskyist’s childhood:
Eat Da POO POO! EAT DA POO POOO!
I like how he asks the children to leave the room after he describes how anal fisting works.
I was going to write this exact comment, but I am too slow.
This does nothing for my towel horn.
Apple’s latest guerrilla marketing campaign is considerably edgier than the “lost iPhone” gag.
I hate that when I use my boyfriend’s computer to check my email. I type “g” and gayfistingpoopornxxx.com autocompletes.
He’s the dude in your avatar, right? What a drama queen!
and if you type “s” you get stickyourfistinanothermansfistimeananus.com/imean.biz
The whole homerow is a minefield!
(no homerow)
In all fairness they have a reasonable concern that Barack Obama wants gay people “to eat the poo poo of our children.” Wait no, that’s bat shit crazy.
I’m scared that FoxNews is going to get a hold of this and realize the next wave of fear-based propaganda is by saying horrible things in a way that is really, really, really cute.
I think this may actually be a teaser trailer for Season 4 of Chappelle’s Show. The cinematography looks similar.
No,no, no. This has “Human Centipede” viral marketing written all over it. Step 1: Fly in American Christians in the 80s…
Pretty sure that’s what the blurred out images on his laptop are– publicity stills from The Human Centipede.
At least that one kid got to leave.
That kid’s like, “YES! Three-day weekend!”
I guess I’ve been doing it wrong? Thanks, Ugandan minister!
I can only imagine what happened when he saw 2 Girls and 1 Cup.
I give it about three weeks until a story comes out that this guy was using his followers’ money to fly in a man from out of the country and take him on vacation so he can eat da poo poo
perhaps we’re judging without enough context here. maybe he’s afraid that if this poo poo eating thing catches on, it’ll be open season on his brains?
I see what you did there.
That was the second-worst episode of Gossip Girl I’ve ever seen.
Gabe, we know our boyfriend is an asshole. But who else is going to anal fist us like him?
Dear Ugandan conference guy – thanks for the rad new ringtone.
which part you gonna use…for me it’s a tie between the instant classic “eat da poo poo” and the hidden gem “one of the tings dey do is called anal leeking”
I just love the guy next to him who thought he had to explain how the anus is licked – LIKE ICE CREAM. Yea, guy, like ice cream.
i liked the person taking notes!
(no. i didn’t like this at all. gross)
(i, in fact, really really don’t like poop or poop jokes or that scene in American Wedding where [Spoiler] eats dog crap and i’m in the crowded theater and i’m cringing and i’m like “it’s just a movie…he’s not really eating shit..it’s just a movie” and then i threw up into my bag of popcorn. ugh.)
THAT kind of explains THIS:
(Too much?)
I keep waiting for Sacha Baron Cohen to pull a mask off, but it seems to be edited out? Wow. This is real.
Dang. How long until the Ugandan authorities demand the use of “NO HOMO” after every sentence. Or at the very least “NO EAT DA POO POO”.
You know, if they would just legalize eating poo poo, it wouldn’t be cool to do it anymore.
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/106088/ugh-disgusted.html
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=106088
I am infuriated by this video. Not because of its insane political message, but because it reduces gay culture’s rich and varied culinary traditions to plain old scatology. As a gay man myself (who has licked many an ass like an ice cream cone as it were) I am proud to introduce you to a brief list of our bizarre delicacies:
1. farts (durr)
2. anything phallic, regardless of size
3. dick cheese (this is a real thing, actually)
4. a liquid emulsion of pure cooties in a tasteful martini glass (I like mine with a twist of lime)
Actually, I take back my outrage. I think this is just a mis-catagorized 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video.
But wait a minute…I live in USA and I am an educated man and I respect people from all walks of life
regardless of race, color, religion and sexual orientation…
But this video is a good example of the ignorance that spells out Africa!..Is that what he says
Homosexuality is?…Eating poo poo?…I am aware that is not the definition….and the illiterate people
of Africa and Uganda are EASILY like always due to the lack of education being brain washed!..Now
they are educated about what homosexuals do!…Did anyone notice how well he explained about anal
fisting etc?…We all know about these church hypocrites don’t we?…Lets just thank God we are Americans
and live in the Land of The Free where we respect other human beings as Human Beings…
That Gorilla should be sent back to the hills where we can go Gorilla Trekking to see him
in his natural environment!…………