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A casting call for Jersey Shore held in Atlantic City this weekend was almost as empty as THE CURRENT CAST OF JERSEY SHORE‘S BRAINS! Bonk! Seriously, though, the b-roll footage of long, empty crowd control lines is almost as sad as the decisions Snooki has made.
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Bonk, indeed.
Why would you cast a show about people who chill at the beach on what is pretty much considered the unofficial start to summer Memorial Day Weekend?
That guy definitely has a picture of a gay guy in his wallet.
Also:
“Probably everybody just assumed the big oil slick in the gulf had a lock on the part. AWWW SNAP!!!! Yeah that’s what I’m talkin’ bout, here eat some doritos” – Jay Leno
Steve, it’s getting really hard for me to lightly skim over your posts when you keep hilariously referencing one of my favorite Bill Hicks bits.
“So hi everyone! Welcome to the show. Tonight we have Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino. Hi Mike! How are ya? It’s good to see you again. Boy, it’s always been my comedic dream to be 44 years old and interviewing a little Tony Danza wannabe every three months. Boy, I’m fulfilled as a human, spiritually.”
It looks like those would be some really terrible auditions. This guy knows what I’m talking about:
What’s with the news reporter? Why so serious? She sounds like she’s narrating a “Loose Change” documentary or something.
She sounds like she’s being held at gunpoint and forced to ask douche/ettes about their lives.
Or that.
I kind of love her near-monotone, and how she nearly drops it when interviewing the dancer.
“I marched in the 2006 Pride Parade in Las Vegas”
“What were you wearing?”
She asks him that SO FAST, but still in the near-monotone. Amazing.
This actually makes me super happy! I hope this is a sign of future crappy reality tv casting calls to come.
Honestly, nothing would please me more than an all gay Guido cast set in the midst of the Jersey Civil War.
Look at those dickheads. Wearing shorts.
“There wasn’t a huge talent pool in Atlantic City.” That is all.
UM HELLO
ATLANTIC CITY?!? WTF!!! EPIC FAIL
PRODUCERS – THE BEST NJ SPOT FOR GLBT IS ASBURY PARK
ASBURY PARK
ASBURY PARK
CHANGE THE LOCATION AND THE SHOW WILL SERIOUSLY BE 1000000x BETTER FOR REAL
xoxo COLBYKINS