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We live in a dangerous, complicated world spinning wildly out of control. At the moment, America remains entrenched in two foreign wars. Our economy struggles to recover from one of the steepest collapses in modern history. Oil pours from a FUCKING HOLE IN THE OCEAN at an unimaginable rate, and we are helpless to stop it. By now you have probably seen those stunning photos of the sinkholes in Guatemala. And don’t even get me started on the war crime that is SEX AND THE CITY 2. Now, I am not suggesting that amidst all of this turmoil and human tragedy that Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her husband, Tim, shouldn’t pose together for a “Got Milk” ad campaign. They can if they want! Someone has to get the word out there about milk. Probably? It’s 2010, so I’m sure lots of people still haven’t heard of milk.
But here’s a question: does the world need a 9-part behind the scenes interview with them ABOUT the “Got Milk” ad campagin? No time to wait for an answer, because we have so many interview clips to get through:
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Part Two:
Part Three:
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Part Eight:
Part Nine:
HHAHAHAHAHAH, WHAT ON EARTH?! Is this a behind the scenes interview of Elisabeth and Tim Hasselbeck’s ad campaign for 2012?
This guy is like, “Normal.”
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I’m glad they broke this interview up, 44 seconds is about as long as i can listen to Elizabeth Hasslebeck without my milk coming up again.
Well, consider me shocked that someone from The View could endlessly babble about the most meaningless things.
Gabe asks: But here’s a question: does the world need a 9-part behind the scenes interview with them ABOUT the “Got Milk” ad campagin?
Answer: no
Milk, what is it? Everyday I have our servant Javier squeeze some fresh Goat’s Milk, the goats imported from Spain on a weekly basis, into my gold chalice to pour on my truffle muesli.
-This Week’s Issue of GOOP
breaking it into nine parts TOTALLY made me willing to listen to every single second of that interview. If it was just in one big block, fuhgetaboutit.
Whoa, they REALLY love milk, and all its benefits. Suddenly so thirsty…
So was that actually the commercial?
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Does anyone know Morse code? I think Tim Hasselbeck is trying to blink us distress signals.
Did Jessica Alba ever do any of these campaigns and if so are there any pictures of her with a white milk moustache? Just curious
Steve Winwood. Your ship has come in.
And it’s pretty.
I didn’t know Jessica Alba was Boxing Helena, that’s sad
why do her legs look so truncated? like a little midget and/or Gary Coleman legs?
Better question: Why does her stomach look like an asscrack?
I admire Jessica Alba’s perseverance as an actress, and as a flip-flop wearer despite her lack of feet.
I’m sure we’ve all heard of milk by now, but some of us are on a very strict diet.
I’m not gonna watch those, I’ll just assume that Elisabeth goes on about how the government and the media don’t want our kids drinking milk, and then at the end Tim throws an interception.
“It certainly tastes good going down.” – Tim Hasselbeck, Part 4 of the epic 9 part series.
He knows all about going down. Amiright, Redskins fans? Because sports.
Just tell me which one has her going into one of her white guilt crying jags and I’m good to go.
I thought Elisabeth Hasselbeck married a professional football player and not my dorky cousin? How nice for him though, I was sure he’d die a virgin.
Jonathan Safran Foer is not amused.
Milk is really fucking awful!
I’m lactose intolerant! YAY Rice milk!
Whoops – sorry Hasselbeck children, this is your future:
I seriously LOVE the MacPoyles. They deserve their own spin off series. Can we start a petition on videogum to make this a reality? Their episodes are always the best episodes of Always Sunny in Philadelphia program.
Of all the people from The View to get for this, why Hasselbeck?
I would totally watch all nine of these if they picked Whoopi instead.***
***There is nothing true about that at all.
If Whoopi were doing these videos they’d have to be broken up into nine segments because she pees her pants every 60 seconds. FACT.
I am going to save that 12 minutes to wait for Nicolas Cage’s behind the scenes clips from the Sorcerer’s Apprentice.
Fucking Hasselbecks, how do they work?
With MILK, Shaggy. Didn’t you watch the NINE videos?!
I recommend playing all the videos at once (I did). Not only did my skin literally crawl, but I made a wish in the Sexless Fountain of Awkward Evil pouring out of these two. *shudder*
These are nuts. They only make sense if “milk” is a codeword for “Scientology”.
SPOT on, Patrick. Spot the f on.
If that man is straight, then I’m sober.
I’ll admit I didn’t watch any of these but I can tell from the stills at the beginning of the videos that her husband is a emotionally beaten man that can’t get a word in.
If you scroll up and down the page fast enough, you get a cool zoetrope effect. A nice reminder for Gabe of his childhood.