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You guys, I don’t want to STIR THE NEST too much, but I totally hate Nazis. Ew, they’re so gross! I’m sorry if that is hard for some of you to hear, I know it is a controversial opinion, but I also feel that it is important to be honest with each other (about our feelings about Nazis). I hate ‘em! Down with those jerks! Let me put it this way, if I was riding my bike down the street and I saw a Nazi trying to hail a cab, I would not even ring my bell as I rode a little too close to him. He would be like, “Hey, that was too close, how about some warning next time. What is that bell on your handlebars for if not to give pedestrians some kind of signal that you are approaching?!” And I would just be all like, “Sorry, Nazi!” I think the thing that I hate most about the Nazis is their tendency towards large-scale genocide. Yeah. I mean, I’m sure there’s other stuff about them that stinks, but that’s got to be right up there.
Oh, but I definitely have to pencil in a line item on my list of Reasons I Hate Those Nazis for a brand new thing that I hate about them, which is their use by the American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, whoever THAT is, in an anti-gay propaganda campaign to define homosexuals as inhuman monsters:
Wow! Wowowowowowow! What a fucking piece of shit! Unbelievable! If there was some kind of star-based rating scale for dangerously deluded human garbage I would give this guy FOUR STARS. I know this is going to get convoluted and confusing, but due to his exemplary work to demonize and vilify a group of fellow human beings, I am making the American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer AN HONORARY NAZI! (Thanks for the tip, Benjamin.)
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Oh, now you’ve done it…
Now you’ve pissed him off.
He should be more worried about pissing off effeminate gays. This guy thinks butch gays are savage? Seen here is RuPaul’s follow up interview with Bryan Fischer:
Be afraid straight people. Be very afraid.
Why did we both think “RUPAUL!” while reading this story?
Because he is very femme and very intimidating.
Seriously, I love RuPaul [he brought us the fabulousness that is his TV show] but I don’t think I could summon up the courage to look him in th eye.
AHHH!!! THIS GIF! I love it way too much.
How the heck can a person do a double side-hug?
Side-hug twice on one side?
What-evvvver
Vicious, slightly scary, definitely squishy double-side-hug,
Mr. Hausfrau
After all, how did Hitler rise to power?
Charisma!
Uniqueness!
Nerve!
Talent!
why is RuPaul so mad at Erykah Badu?
What homosexual would be caught dead in a “brown shirt”?
“Gabe! PLEASE! You nearly grazed my knee with the pedal of your bike. Please be more careful next time. Jeez.”
- Goebbels
also – fuck this guy
“Gabe, I mean it! This is the fifth time you’ve done this this week! If you keep it up, I’m going to break into your home in the middle of the night and deny you all human decency while forcing you into trucks to be taken to the camps where you will work until you can’t, at which point you will be murdered like cattle in a gas chamber or die of starvation. Haha! Just kidding, you’re white! But seriously, please share the streets. It’s just being respectful.”
- Heinrich Himmler
Spelling Bryan with a Y is soooo gay.
You know, I was almost tempted to unsarcastically agree, but UNLIKE NAZIS, I can empathize with and accept people who spell their names incorrectly.
Have fun at dinner with gay Nazis! (am I doing this right??)
have fun at rentboy.com with Bryan Ficsher
rentgoy.com
This guy is definitely gay.
Goodwin’s law meets he YouTube comments section.
Well, that explains the glaring lack of Cold Stone Creameries in Berlin circa 1942.
Oh fuck this everlovingshitassfuckassassfuckassassfuckcuntfuckassfuck.
I couldn’t have said it better lilbobbytables.
Brilliant.
I think there is almost TOO much historical proof in this guy’s reasoning.
yeah! he just went on and on, citing legitimate source after legitimate source. we get it doctor facto, you’ve done your research, geeze. no need to beat us over the head with your scientific truths.
In other news, the House succeeded in repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” How about we celebrate for once?
I’m just really nervous, because the Senate has a lot of Republicans, which I believe is German for “obstructionist assholes full of hate”.
“And hate is all my asshole is full of! That and poo!” – (closeted!?) Senate Republican.
i’m just excited that this means we will finally win our extremely costly wars in the middle east. as soon as enemy combatant see our gay battalions coming, they will flee immediately. they all know how bloodthirsty homosexuals are.
Hey, you’re back! Or maybe you never left. Whatever. This is super creepy but literally yesterday I thought, “Hey, I haven’t seen Becca make a comment on Videogum in a really long time.” In related news, sometimes my life embarrasses me.
In that case, let’s just hope an army of gays storms this dude’s studio.
Dear Craig P. Nelson-looking Dude: Look. Nobody’s more upset than me that Pandora Boxx got voted off RuPaul’s Drag Race, but it’s been two months already. LET IT GO.
I thought this was just common knowledge. But, then, I was homeschooled.
Homoschooled.
White European straight males are fundamentally incapable of inflicting savagery and violence. See, e.g., world history.
straight white women really can’t do savagery that well either. this lady knows what i’m talking about.
That’s my girlfriend, and she has a name. You wouldn’t happen to know what it is would you?
Saul Zentzman?
For example, if her name is Amy, I’ll call her Blamey!
KRINDY
Paradoxically this guy is making an argument that supports having gays in the military. Now that we know what Hitler knew, i.e., that homosexual soldiers have “no limits on savagery and brutality,” we can depend on them to kill the largest number of our enemies. Do you want a horrifically bloody but superquick war? Are you “in it to win it”? Send in the gays!
That’s also how we revitalize blighted urban neighborhoods. Gay savagery has so many uses!
Translation: “I dream of a pile of musky brown shirts balled up by my bedside while my wife is out of town.”
Things have come a long way, and I’m glad that in these more enlightened times, effeminate homosexuals, instead of being persecuted, can now also be allowed to participate in the savagery and brutality long enjoyed by their more butch brethren.
Butch gays are brutal? Savage? I think you mean FIERCE! HAAYYYYYYYYY!
I’ll show myself out
Let’s recap:
1) Hitler was homosexual
2) He surrounded himself with homosexuals
3) The Nazis only persecuted effeminate homosexuals
4) Regular Nazis aren’t ruthless enough
5) Homosexual Nazis are the MOST ruthless.
Five matching, ridiculous statements! Looks live we’ve got ourselves a…
Oh, I want to apologize for saying regular Nazis as if homosexual Nazis aren’t regular? Dang, I’m Finn-level homophobic, aren’t I?
Indeed Sir, you should be sorry.
You also Implied that some Nazis have bowel
problems, you should be sorry twice.
Shame, Weasels, Shame
Christ! What an asshole.
What about the Spartans?
They had distain for those
“Athenian boy-lovers”(who doesn’t?)
Kinda implies, Gasp!
Gay Spartans!(no boys,all men!)
O-M-G
Did I watch
300
and
it was
secret
nazi/gay-agenda
propaganda?
“The Spartans did indeed engage in homosexual behavior. ” The Onion, Point-Counterpoint
Noooo!
I mean, my little solder may have saluted a bit,
with all the greased-cheasts and such, but
Leonidas was strait, right?
Um, kidding aside.
Gay Spartans
Is what
I pull
out on
my buddies
when they
start getting
homophobic
Historical Facts
are difficult
To argue
With, and
The 300
Faught for
Freedom, and
Equality.
Who Gives
A Fuck
What they
Did in
The
Barracks
And,
Again,
Complex Napolion!
Damn Smart Girl!
Why do you pull out on your buddies?
This is so funny I nearly spit coffee all over my keyboard!
This is so mind-bendingly stupid that I am amazed that the earth has not collapsed into the blackhole of stupidity that this idiot’s statements have undoubtedly created.
Also, this:
http://tinypic.com/m/a4ldp1/2
Ugh, I meant this:
What a good movie.
…seriously, I love it.
You Can Make It Up: All Gays Are Violent Super-Nazis
All gays are super violent communists:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raspberry_Reich
It actually sounds like he’s making a case FOR gays in the military.
I always knew those Nazis were fierce.
Since this guy’s now an honorary nazi, can we call these guys?
Yup.
Though I tried watching this flic
and it was almost too
violent for me,
and I like
ass-kicking
flicks!
Well, Hitler was a huge fan of the show “Wilhelm & Grace”…
All Nazis love comic books.
Uh, gays in the military:
Perhaps now they can Nut-Up, and get
The job done.
Military technical terms are
fun too!
I know what this guy is saying is completely nonsensical and bound in hate-phlegm and not reality, but let me humor him. If most of the Nazis were butch homosexual men, that means that there were millions of butch homosexual men in Germany/Western Europe at the time. Seeing as how somewhere between 1-10% of the average population identifies as homosexual [JK everybody is a little gay! Even you, Bryan Fischer, you stupid fuck! TA FUCKING DA], and only half of that would be male, even if literally 100% of all the gay men in Germany were butch, there would still be a lot more unaccounted-for Nazis that statistically couldn’t be gay.
YOUR LOGIC. I EAT IT.
Fucking Flawless Logic.
Complex Napoleon!
Smart Girl!
Shpanx!
You youngsters with all the new words.
I guess I’ll have to use this ‘google’
thing to find out what this
‘shpanx’ is.
Despite the language barrier,
I like a good word,
when I see it;)
double-hug, but don’t get any funny ideas, young Lady!
If I ever run in to Bryan Fischer in real life, like at church or at the next republican convention, I’m going to affect my best imitation Col. Klink voice and be all like, “HOGAN!” and then give him a slap on the back and grin, “Aw my bad just playin’ PSYCHE!”
Y’know what’ll REALLY get to this guy??? Let’s make fun of him! on the INTERNET!!!
oh well. It’s a free country…
…no thanks to you and Lyle!
were there homosexuals in the SA?
suuure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm
were they recruited because of their homosexual savagery?
nooope
Good link!
My favorite technical German military term is now
Turn-und-Sportabteilung
Hitlers elite gymnastics team!
Well, Hitler WAS quite Mein Kamp.
too funny for words
I like to imagine each camera shot change was due to each successive cameraman realising what they were recording and walking off in disgust and anger…
But then the first cameraman comes back when the argument finally wins him over….
“You had me at savage Nazi homosexuals…”
To be fair, this guy has a picture of gay Hitler in his wallet.
Please click. Worth it. Couldn’t embed pic.
http://adland.tv/content/hitler-dressed-pink-fashion-ads-offends-sicilian-war-vets