porno_switcheroo

The past few entries in the Porno Switcheroo Archives have been rather tame. Mostly off-color DVR descriptions, and a South Carolinian madman who is confused about the quality of his art. But today we have a classic Porno Switcheroo where actual porno is placed directly into the soft, warm, innocent hands of a child. From UPI:

HOMOSASSA, Fla., May 27 (UPI) — A Florida mother said she was shocked when her 8-year-old daughter was mistakenly given a pornographic DVD by a teacher instead of a DVD full of school photos.

Dana Hill said her daughter, a student at Rock Crusher Elementary School in Homosassa, brought the DVD home after the discs of pictures from the school year were distributed to the class and sat down with her 12-year-old brother to view its contents, Bay News 9, a St. Petersburg, Fla., based cable news channel, reported Thursday.

However, Hill said the children quickly noticed something was wrong when a pornographic film started playing.

Don’t you mean that the children quickly noticed something was RIGHT? Free porno! Instead of boring old school photos! Just kidding. I know that children should never even hear the word “sex,” let alone be taught any suggestion of what it means. If that were to happen, they might develop healthy attitudes towards it, and decide that it was a natural function of human biology, and then one day they might even try it themselves. Yikes! Personally, I’m just glad to see that Porno Switcheroos are keeping up with modern technology. Why, just imagine, a few years ago there was no such thing as DVDs of school photos to be accidentally replaced with a pornographic DVD. Porno Switcheroos happened on VCRs, and woodprints, and tapestry. Sign ☮ the times. This guy knows. FILE UNDER: Modern Classic. (Thanks for the tip, Tyler and mklkm.)

Comments (32)
  1. Rock Crusher? Homosassa? WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!

  2. Rock “Crusher” Elementary is so going to be my porn star name when this VideoCUM XXX movie finally gets off the ground.

    Ew! Gross!

  3. Cue “Yakety-Sax”.

  4. maybe if this had happened to me at school I wouldn’t be single right now….

  5. Moms just don’t understand.

  6. Things like this are bound to happen when the school is built on top of a hellmouth.

  7. Prince should watch the Schoolhouse Rock episode on prepositions.

  8. Do you think everyone that graduates from Rock Crusher Elementary School goes on to a career in crushing rocks? I mean, it is Florida.

  9. Am I the only person in the world that doesn’t like Prince? I don’t understand what’s so appealing about him!

  10. I guess it could be easy to get the “Rock Crusher School Photos” dvd mixed up with “Cock Rusher Schoolgirls” movie.

    (sorry)

  11. I seriously couldn’t get through the rest of the article (that is what this is, right?) after reading the words “Rock Crusher Elementary School.” Like, I completely lost focus.

  12. The part of the article that BLEW MY MIND is at the end when I discovered that it was a LADY TEACHER who planted the porno DVD. “She hasn’t approached me yet to apologize”. SHE? I’m sorry, I don’t mean to come off as sexist by suggesting that women seem unlikely to fuck up this bad. But seriously, who here didn’t automatically assume this was a male teacher they were talking about?

  13. This is not the first school-related porno switcheroo:

    http://cbs5.com/local/teacher.porn.dvd.2.1068632.html

    Check the date: This happened at the end of the school year in 2009! Teachers! I know the end of the year is busy with grading and paperwork and parties, but seriously, slow down when it’s time to compile the DVD photo albums!! Separate your personal from your professional. Maybe a different computer altogether.

    Friendly advice, too late this year. 2011 Memories DVD’s are at stake now.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.